WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

I heard that white people pretty much are the most affected by lice and thinking about it, the only people I heard who ever had lice were white. I google race results and I hear excuses like black people have oily hair, asian people hair texture is different, and native americans have different hair etc. So can someone confirm this?

Why did you stop slapping the shit out of women? And why did you have to make us all stop?
Why do you act so uppity when you’re no longet the majority in number?
Why do you like Jagermeister so much?
Why did you give black people crack?

Barring a slim margin of error, I already know who is what race here.

This is not a white person stereotype. This is a young white person/frat boy stereotype.

  1. We let them vote, drive, and go to work. Somehow, it didn’t work out. Alas, once the genie is out of the bottle…

  2. If it happened to you, you’d get uppity. It just happens.

  3. It’s the only thing that makes Redbull tolerable, which we also love.

  4. Who’s emancipated now, bitches?

They like the sound of the music, but hear the words and get scared that the world that they glorify with their stereos will infiltrate their peaceful suburban lives if they become close to black people.

I’ve known enough black people to know that’s not the case, but I remember as a kid, my favorite athletes were black, I liked MC Hammer (Most acrimonious sin I will confess on here), and the first time I met a black person, I freaked out.

This thread has taught me that I’m doing it all wrong.

I think it tastes like shit.

Yes, but they are unfortunately a kind of pseudo-spokesperson for white people in general. Don’t ask me how. Mostly television and shit like that I guess.

LOL first black person I met was in pre-school. His name was Joe Knight, and he would later become known as Moo Moo for wearing, you guessed it, moo moos.

Christopher Titus is also strong.

G00dy has made two sick threads today.

I suspect I will never attain this level of Saiyan.

i really don’t want to make this thread serious because when people take racial shit seriously it gets stupid.

however, what you said is because the standard image of white parents equals the effeminate liberal greenpeace touchy feely whatever.

grow up in a trailer park like i did, you know that’s bullshit. my dad was abusive as fuck.

because of asian parents! you know damned well what i’m talking about.

So it’s a fusion of Brock Lesnar and Sheamus? :lol:

As someone who is both Cherokee and White this type of question has always boggled me.

I hate that a culture was destroyed, but if it wasn’t I wouldn’t exist…so…yeah

If you really want to know how white parents punish their kids: when the kids act up in public, the parents do nothing… then take them home and cut their fingers off.

But white fingers grow back.

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Did white people really decide to settle here with the Indies, thru the magic of the peace pipe?

Then like a scavenger, they took all the pipes, the stuff being burnt in them, and forced them to grow it for their mass consumption?

Should really ask @ those California herbal universities and such. but since that was brought up, why not here too.

But I thought Piccolo was black? :lol:

He is black.

But Piccolo, Sr. didn’t cut his fingers off as a form of punishment.

That’s the difference.

why do white men tend to be pedophiles more than any other race?
a “wife-beater” is a sleeveless shirt named after the typical garment southern white men wear who physically abuse their wives. why do you enjoy beating up your women?
do you intend on kidnapping and enslaving people when you move to mars or europa? if yes, are these slaves going to be exclusively white?
what female body type are you more attracted to, slim and skinny or curvy and voluptuous? feel free to use examples if necessary for clarification.

Everyone of our respective ethnicities has been bastardized by the Protestant work ethic as well as American patriotism and English patriotism.

  1. We just get away with more shit in general.

  2. It’s more like we enjoy harkening back to a simpler age.

  3. There is no intelligent life in either of those places.*

(*“Intelligent” is a euphemism for “enslavable”.)

  1. All of them. Either it belongs to us in the first place or we’re stealing it from somebody else. Win-win.

Yes

And double yes.