My bad, I edited the original question too quickly.
I always thought of cheese as the official food of white people, at least tied with potatoes. I’m not talking about non dairy gas station cheese or kraft oil squares, some actual shit.
Why do white people kiss their dogs and cats in mouths?
Everybody loves cheese.
I can see his capillaries from here. Mexico is disqualified.
It is the breath of life, ensuring that no animal dies on our watch. (Letting animals die is pretty much the worst thing a white person can do, tied with the Holocaust and Dane Cook.) Note: we are not allowed to use this technique on other white people anymore, as of the most recent White Person Council.
So is Asian the new white? Before the 80’s, others payed whites to go and do the work for the natives.
I heard white people love Macy Gray… Is this true? Can a white person of the board confirm this for me?
Also, is there a consensus favorite ethnic cuisine for white people? For some reason black people have fallen in love w/ faux-Chinese food. What food foreign cuisines do whites hold dear more than others? You know, other than mayo.
Asians are like meta-white people. Japanese people take our weird sexual proclivities and raise them to a crystalline perfection. Chinese people take our tendencies to exploit workers and rape the environment to a similarly epicurean conclusion. Filipinos love Catholicism even more than we do. And so on. Yet, there is something missing from the complete package, sort of a mixture of sincerity and obliviousness.
This is the White People thread, not the Time Traveler thread.
Is it true that White dudes won’t date a white girl if her ex boyfriend was black?
One more question:
Do white people really think Zack Galifinakis is funny? I had a horrible time watching Due Date but enjoyed RDJ’s role as well as Jamie Foxx’s bit. Every time Zack opened his mouth I cringed with the embarrassment you feel when you mispronounced a word while reading to your 5th grade class.
You mean SHE won’t date white dudes
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How long do you have to be out in the sun unprotected before you turn into a lobster?
4 hours -
Do you ever buy Grape Drink from the store?
no -
How high can you jump?
not really -
Do you really believe that Jesus is white?
i remember going to christmas mass at the national basilica and it being an all white congregation in a black city, the altar overshadowed by a huge white jesus giving a field goal symbol -
Why do you treat dogs like royalty?
we only do it when they bite non-whites, Truth -
Do you do anything for Black History Month?
i look at a picture of malcolm x and growl, the pets get riled up -
What’s the appeal in Nascar?
other whites to hoot at a car with
What wouldn’t white people do for money and power?
Doesn’t jive with me. I can’t see a white person passing up an opportunity to act snooty to people who do drink box wine by actually buying it themselves.
+1 for not really being down with mayo. I’d say its a toss up between crackers and japs for who likes it more tbh
Yo, that Japanese mayo is pretty good. You know the Japanese gotta kick their shit up a notch. I forgot what was in it but it’d probably blow the average white guys mind.
This is just a clever ploy for G00dy to know who is what race.
Here is a confirmed white stereotype I’ve noticed.
White people are the only people that feel the need to tell you exactly how much and what types of alcohol you had the night before.
While I’m at it, here’s a positive stereotype for black people. So me and my dad are watching those lame fucking collecting shit shows on the non-History channel, and I say to him, dad, I haven’t seen one black dude since this show began, black people don’t have the time to be collecting dumb shit they aren’t going to use.
Can anyone confirm this for me?
can’t say I feel the need, but no matter how bad I black out, I remember what I drank better than anything else lol
Incorrect.
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Japan goes GOOTECKS for Sneaks too though.
I can’t unless I only drink beer. Mixed drinks usually end up being shots with shots as chasers.
You can at least wear shoes, I’m talking about truly useless shit, like fucking car radios from the 1930’s or oil cans.
Saw a black person on Hoarders once.