Ok, that reminds me
“Stealing From Other Cultures” is another white person only sport.
Mitch Hedberg
Louis CK
Jim Gaffigan
GEORGE CARLIN
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Who the fuck are they? 
If it’s any consolation, you made me laugh.
I can somewhat understand if you don’t know the first 3, but not knowing George Carlin, as someone who has an interest in comedians, is like…wat
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If you’ve ever been burned (say, by a pan that you’re using to fry chicken), that’s pretty much it, except on your face, arms, and shoulders.
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At will.
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We turn blue by holding our breath. It’s one of the reasons why we always get our way.
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We cannot turn green at will.
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Off-white.
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White comedians are hilarious. It just takes time to acclimate to humor not based on the differences between black people and white people.
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I’ll get back to you when I look these foods up. (I assume they are foods.)
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It looks green, but it’s an optical illusion related to how light reflects from an angle off our skin.
Look at this cracker assed thread niggas. :lol:
According to Chappelle’s show white people love a box of wine.
Growing up and still living in a 95% white jewish community I have to add that white people mistake this east asian for mexican/hispanic constantly.
Why do white people love black rappers but then are scared of black people? =P
-If every other minortiy disappeared, would Italians be the low man on the totem pole? Irish?
-Do you guys really like Hockey(Non-Canadiens) and Soccer or does it boil down to the amount of white players involved?
-Is Steak your Fried Chicken?
-What is the definition of a nice ass for a white guy? What about a flat ass?
-Is backpacking across Europe really just a veiled way of banging alot of naive foreign girls?
-Do you guys ever find yourselves muttering racial slurs mentally about people of color unless you happen to want to have sex with them?
Speak French to them - really blow their minds.
why do white people round up my people in buses/camps and send them back to Mexico?
And if and when you succeed, who do you think will pick up your food? Are you secretly plotting to enslave blacks or perhaps, Muslims?
Yo, im not white. I like me some potatoes. Bake’em, fry’em, boil and mash’em…shit I’ll eat the fuck outa some potatoes. I also like me some fried chicken…with the skin on that shit. Cover that shit in some hot sauce and a side of greens and mac & cheese. I wear socks with my sandals, but sometimes I dont. I like grape soda but my favorite is orange soda. I also like mountain dew and dr. pepper. I like to put a thin layer of mayo on my samiches, I also put tobasco on my samiches. I never call people “bro”.
I guess im just a confused kind of person.
Billy burr would be the ???
He’s one of my favorites, but I left him out because his style of comedy doesn’t sit well with a lot of people
I propose an SRK racial draft
I have only 1 question for white people… why do you support Dane Cook instead of taking him down and executing him for what he has done to comedy…
Why do Asians get the stereotype they are good at math when literally the greatest mathematicians who graced the earth with their genius were white?
Do they not want this stereotype? Do they consider it nerdy and therefore bad?
Sent from ur mom using my penisTalk
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The further away from the Scandinavian region your point of origin is, the lower on the totem pole you are.
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We don’t actually like hockey. We love beer and watching other people injure themselves and each other.
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Please rephrase this question in English.
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Beggars can’t be choosers.
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Veiled?
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Yes, but mostly other white people. And especially if we want to have sex with them.
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We are still operating under the delusion that we run this place.
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Enslaving black people is played out. It’s hard to enslave Muslims when they keep recruiting black people who are still angry about slavery. We can always get our food from Asians.
Look at him. He needs to reapply sunblock at least once per hour. He’s white.
Think of it as a prank that got out of hand a long time ago.
That’s pretty much it. We don’t want you to make great innovations in the field. We just want you to help us with our homework. By that, I mean that we just want to pay you to do it for us.