WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

General Discussion
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White people be so crazy yo. They pay parking tickets and buy insurance.

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White people:

-Always put mayonnaise on a sandwich.
-Always call people bro.
-Always run upstairs when a serial killer with a grudge is in the house.

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I saw that today! :rofl:

Hey…I heard white people have this shit called…“juice”.

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As a long-time white person, I would like to say that white people love Mayo and/or Miracle Whip. We put that stuff on everything.

EDIT: Apparently Missing Person already knew of this white people secret.

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The definitive white person food is mayonnaise. I’ve spotted peckerswoods eating it straight from the jar, that’s how much they love it.[details=Spoiler]

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Knew of it? I do it.

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  • How long do you have to be out in the sun unprotected before you turn into a lobster?

  • Do you ever buy Grape Drink from the store?

  • How high can you jump?

  • Do you really believe that Jesus is white?

  • Why do you treat dogs like royalty?

  • Do you do anything for Black History Month?

  • What’s the appeal in Nascar?

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I personally dislike mayo, but I was outvoted at the last White Person Council, where such important matters are decided.

  1. My shoulders are currently peeling from an afternoon in the pool.

  2. What is grape drink?

  3. [media=youtube]22gLlrThm6I[/media]

  4. Jesus is the color of whomever is imagining his existence.

  5. Because they are. Non-whites will be sorry that they weren’t ahead of the curve like white people were when dogs finally reveal their supremacy and begin cracking down on their enemies.

  6. We prepare to celebrate the 11 White History Months.

  7. It is the natural tranquility of camping (this is when you leave the comfort of your home for the comfort of your smaller home that fits in or on a vehicle) in the middle of a circle that has fast cars driving around it. Who doesn’t love fast cars?

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Ask my friend:

Lobster Boy

Spoiler

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I did this morning

Higher than my wife

He was of Jewish descent. I’m white, I’m not stupid.

If this is the case, my wife is whiter than me.

Get into awkward situations trying to talk in ebonics.

The appeal is when it’s over, our nap is over, we feel refreshed, and ready to drink beer.

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I’m Persian, but I pretty much pass for white

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There’s blacks and asians in Hockey. Nascar IS the only white “sport” left.

32

Fuck mayonnaise.

Seriously.

Mayonnaise consumption is one of the more obvious reasons I am glad that I am not white, but merely look that way.

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Hm, I stand corrected

OVERUSE of mayo is pretty nasty, but a dab on certain sandwiches works nicely imo

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NASCAR is a motor sport. The difference is the same as with eSports: you can be a stinky fat slob and still do it, unlike regular sports.

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Oh wait, I forgot about Lacrosse

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Lacrosse is technically a Native American sport, which we are in the process of stealing. It will officially become a white sport when there are blooper videos of it set to country music.

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Just googled an article about a black player on the Duke University team in 2006
l0l

38

I’m half-white, half-asian, does this mean that I should mix potatoes in with my rice?

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What does sunburn feel like?

Do you have the ability to turn red at will, or only when angry?
What about blue and cold?
Green and sick?
What other colors can white people become?

Why aren’t white comedians funny?

Do you eat any of sweet potato pie, collard greens, turnip greens, mustard greens cornbread, or chitlins?

How do white children produce green snot sometimes?

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OVERUSE of mayo = any mayo.

I reiterate… I am not white - I only look that way.

Mayo is clinically bad.