WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

I understand that SRK is a racially diverse culture. Being an integrated bunch, I believe a lot of our social tension could be alleviated if we knew a little more about everybody’s cultures.

For example, I am a white person. Everybody knows that Asian people love rice and black people love fried chicken, but it seems like there is comparatively little information about what white people like to eat. This is one of many issues that could be alleviated by a thread like this.

This thread was inspired by a recent conversation in the Lounge about potatoes. I love potatoes. You may not know this about white people, given our notorious secretiveness, but we use potatoes in practically every meal. This is a vital part of white metabolism. No meal is complete without potatoes.

As far as beverages go, coffee and craft beers (AKA microbrews) are staples of our cultural heritage. Some white people have experimented in complex, highly specific variations on coffee; others opt for the more traditional cup with optional cream and sweetener. This is just one example of the variety you’ll find when studying the ins and outs of white culture.

Being only one of several white people that SRK has access to, I encourage my countrymen to step up and share a little something about our mysterious, oft-misunderstood culture with the rest of humanity.

The floor is now open to additions, questions, etc.

This thread is mighty white of you.

this is bullshit, i love fried chicken. everyone loves fried chicken! give us back our stereotype black people, we fucked up

I love white people!

why did you feel it was okay to slaughter all the native americans and take their land by trading for it with a few bottles of booze and some beads?

See? We’ve already found something we have culturally in common with our black peers.

Low risk high reward business practices
Read in lumberg voice

I’ll field this one. Because of the bible.

For the same reason people buy comics and see movies about superheroes whose creators received no residual payments and died in relative poverty: you should get to do whatever you want, no matter who gets screwed.

One time my lights went off, but I planned it. If this happened to you would you pan-ic?

“Nobody’s ever died from eating too many potatoes”

How do white people discipline their kids?

By caving in and buying a toy after a short contrived speech. The white guilt extends to even parents who think they’ve been too hard on their very own.

the same reason the han eliminated all other competitors

there can be only one

+1 on potatoes. I could eat baked potatoes for dinner for the rest of my life. If I was ever in the mood for something else, that something else would also have potatoes in it.

We punish our children in ways that relate specifically to what they did wrong and teach them lessons about the world that extend further than the short-term fear of physical reprisal.

We also read to them and don’t let them listen to hip hop until they’re old enough to sneak out and listen to it without our permission.

White people are known wearers of socks with sandals.

You white people are weird…:looney:

Now this thread is complete.

It is not about the socks. It is about the fact that sandals are universally applicable.

Question 2: do you consider Jews to be white? Why or why not?

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Some Jews are white.

I mean really, REALLY white.

We’re a welcoming culture, though. I mean, come on. They make pancakes out of potatoes.