my hatred of white people is so great, that i married one. this way i can say that i fucked the (wo)man.
we’re actually around our children
if we don’t do it, who will?
only if we can find some martians or europaeans to catch them and sell them to us wholesale
whichever body type has the least amount of chins
Ouch! This is supposed to be fun!
Do all white people really smell like bologna?
Dear whiteydomus,
Why do white people like to name their kids Zach, Chad, Molly, Abigail, etc.?
dude! Untrue!
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Mexicans win that shit free!
Too bad there’s no ice in mexico.
Pinches gringos no saben como barrer el piso
dude! Black people can use brooms too!
Because most of us can’t spell Trey’shawniquedre to put it on the birth certificate.
You think I’m joking. Two words: Gwynneth Paltrow. If she could piece together words consisting of more than two syllables, the world would not be prepared for the madness of her baby names.
Job prospects for our children, mainly.
Oh god, the joke that came into my head…
I’m terrible 
:shake:
-Why do whites gravitate toward FPS games?
-Do white guys really prefer Asian women over white women or is it just that these same white guys can’t attract any quality white women?
-Why is it that white women are always looking for bigger better deals?
-What do white parents say to their children about dating non-whites these days? If your daughter brings back a non-white home, do you punish her or hope that she comes to her senses?
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Republicans (professional white people) sell us a bunch of crap about how awesome the military is.
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A mixture of the second thing, plus the general instinct to steal everyone’s women while their sense of masculinity crumbles.
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Is “deals” a euphemism?
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I don’t have a daughter. And as a white man, I can date anybody* without anybody second-guessing me.
(*Except for underage girls. People second-guess the shit out of that.)
Okay white people. Why are the men so brutal to women in porn? The gagging and such. The slapping and all that. I’ve noticed the white guys are far more outlandish than the black guys. I have a few theories of my own but at the moment they’re premature.
-Why do some white people try to put on a accent while talking to ppl of different races? It’s very obvious and awkward for everyone involved.
-Wtf is Ice House beer?
-What’s it like knowing you can go anywhere in the world outside of parts of Africa and the Middle East and be welcomed with open arms and zero suspicion?
-Why aren’t the stadiums of teams like the Maple Leafs and Chicago Cubs barren wastelands? 50 years of no chips is a good indicator that these franchises are ass I would think?
-From what i’ve studied, “saving” a “scandalous” female makes you a “Nice Guy” in the white community, free from the trappings that such an act would lead to in more “urban” communities. Would this be a corect statement?
I don’t. I talk to people the same way I talk to my white peers.
The only problem I have is here, with Asians, that speak English as a second language. I have to dumb down and break my English in order to be understood, otherwise, they look at me like this:
…you really thought I was going to put up the Jackie Chan meme, didn’t you? Racist…
What does white society think of white males whose voices sound like this?
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I don’t know but I hate that shit. My friend does it all the time. My mom will change the pitch of her voice when talking to anyone she doesn’t know enough too.
do white folks like to eat cheetos?
LOVE Cheetos. They are the fruit of life.