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White people love orange of course.
white people hate black friday?
Every sane individual hates black friday.
Everyone smart enough to shop online loves Black Friday 
I don’t own any pets, nor would I go as overboard as your sister if I did however, I feel exactly the same way about animals, yes naive I know, but it does make sense in a way lol.
Anyways what’s the deal with white people valuing education and properly enunciating themselves ? Where they do dat at? Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.
It helps us get the upper hand all those with terrible education and terrible speaking skills.
In my experience white people always keep their shoes on when visiting someone else’s house. Why is that? I find it disrespectful to walk around in someone else’s house with shoes, especially if it’s just to chill or sit down.
since @goodm0urning has been mia can someone answer the following:
- whats the deal with camping out at stores to buy shit
2.why do yall jog in zero degree weather (exaggerating) in shorts? - whats up with fruit cake? stop bringing that shit to christmas parties
- explain family traditions
- do white people like cornbread and collard greens?
majority of white houses ive been too, they don’t care. only the really up tight fams would ask you take off the shoes. news to me this isn’t the norm!
- This is not restricted to white people. For example, I have seen black people camp out in front of Foot Locker for new sneakers on more than one occasion.
- It forces you to not slack off during the jog in order to keep your body temperature up. We also seem to have a higher tolerance to cold weather.
- Old people, usually our Grandparents, force this upon us as kids. We hate fruit cake, but pretend to like it to appease them. I personally haven’t seen a fruit cake since my Grandparent’s died.
- See #3.
- Yes
Why do white girls go lesbo after one failed relationshhip?
It’s the typical “I have shitty taste in men so I’m going to assume all men are like that for 5 minutes” thing.
Makes it a lot easier to close the deal on a threesome though if she has past experience with chicks. 
Because it’s easier to blame an entire gender than it is to blame themselves.
What more can I say but “Bitches be crazy”.
Yeah man I have to always remind my white friends to take them shits off. Who knows what nasty ass public restroom they been too before, tracking piss and doodoo residue all across my floors. Not a good look. I keep a pair of house shoes in my car for when I visit the homies.
i always thought this was much more common with black girls.
We make people take their shoes off in our apartment too. Fuck trackin’ yo nasty ass niggaroni prints on our carpets.
We have to make sure we get all the good stuff before it is soiled by the masses hands
Since we are not as naturally athletic we need to forge our bodies in the hell of nature at all times. Plus it reminds us of our days of Viking dominance.
Not once have I ever eaten a fruit cake. Ever.
Since a majority of us passive aggressively remove ourselves from our families at a young age our mothers force us to get together with the rest of our kin for a couple of hours a year.
Cornbread: yes. Collard greens, um had them once…meh. Though I live in the midwest when I went to Alabama this summer I met hella white dudes that like collard greens.
Take my shoes off? And get my socks dirty? I think not…
In my experience i was blamed in high school for “turning” this one girl into a lesbian because i didn’t like her. She was an italian girl that lived on my block and she was cool and all but the chick was crazy and obsessive so i kinda gave shorty the shoulder i didn’t really mean to but anyway after that she gave up on men and went lesbian.
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Why special “house shoes” instead of just socks?
Because ya’lls feet fuckin stink and ain’t no one want your toe jam stank in the house.