We were under the impression that you guys had no concept of inappropriate times.
Where else will I sleep outside? On the ground like some filthy savage? I think not!
It’s a great mystery. You guys sit on the porch all the time even though you have no place comfortable to sit. We have a comfortable place to sit, but we never sit on the porch.
There’s an Aesop message in all this.
Dear white correspondents:
What’s the optimal winter vacation spot for a white person, preferably with some kind of snowboarding/skiing option?
I’m curious. It seems to me that, since white people as a whole know EVERYTHING, that they may be able to clue me in to the best mountain resorts. Black people don’t really do the whole snowboarding thing and I’ve been trying to convince some friends to do it
Optimal? Aspen Colorado. But with that many white people you know it won’t be cheap.
Why do white people feel like they can call people the N word just because they fucked a black guy/chick?
Seems like someone more open to the mixing of the races would be less likely to drop the N-bomb.
Maybe there’s something I’m not getting. This question is generalized but seems to be hinting at a specific situation.
I think he means Nigga, not Nigger. I’ve seen this, I don’t really care though.
Im sure this has been asked here before but, why do white people like tanning and plastic surgery so much?
They help us be blacker, without the notable drawback of becoming victims of racial injustice.
I almost forgot you did that. How do I use it. Hmm.
Why do white people like mayonnaise so much?
Outside of Egg Salad/Tuna Salad etc, I cant stand it.
Why not mustard?
- Why do white people like to tan? And why do they like to overdo it like those stereotypical “frat boys”?
Is Orange their favorite color or are they trying to replicate the Terrence Howard look?
That just invites Melanoma

Why do white people feel like they can call people the N word just because they fucked a black guy/chick?
I’m black so my perspective on the matter is a bit of the “inside looking out” approach.
Example: White girl with a nice ass, hangs around black people, uses street slang, smokes weed with everyone, and lets black dudes smash.
My best guest? They feel openly accepted or want to be accepted by a group of peers who happen to be black, and eventually become comfortable enough to use terms that people outside that racial dynamic wouldn’t likely be able to get away with.
I’ve seen it so many times in throughout my school years when I was younger which were predominantly black, happened to quite a few people who were White/Asian/African/Middle-Eastern.
I’m pretty sure it happens to a lot of people who may live or occupy areas with a certain racial majority.

Why do white people like mayonnaise so much?
Outside of Egg Salad/Tuna Salad etc, I cant stand it.
Why not mustard?
- Why do white people like to tan? And why do they like to overdo it like those stereotypical “frat boys”?
Is Orange their favorite color or are they trying to replicate the Terrence Howard look?
That just invites Melanoma
I’ve seen quite a few Africans eat french fries with Mayo, now *that shit *is perplexing.

Now the tanning shit is a mystery to me, I’ve heard “they want to look somewhat like black people” as the most frequently used reason, but never had the balls to ask a tanned white person that question.

I vote goodmourning as the ambassador of white people on SRK just like how Rockyb is ours
I think they should have a child to consolidate their cultures.
Why do white people love Dane Cook so much? Dude is not funny at all.
We don’t :bluu:

Why do white people love Dane Cook so much? Dude is not funny at all.

Everybody loves cheese. I can see his capillaries from here. Mexico is disqualified. It is the breath of life, ensuring that no animal dies on our watch. (Letting animals die is pretty much the worst thing a white person can do, tied with the Holocaust and Dane Cook.) Note: we are not allowed to use this technique on other white people anymore, as of the most recent White Person Council.

Why do white people like mayonnaise so much?
Outside of Egg Salad/Tuna Salad etc, I cant stand it.
Why not mustard?

As a long-time white person, I would like to say that white people love Mayo and/or Miracle Whip. We put that stuff on everything. EDIT: Apparently Missing Person already knew of this white people secret.

- Why do white people like to tan? And why do they like to overdo it like those stereotypical “frat boys”?
Is Orange their favorite color or are they trying to replicate the Terrence Howard look?
That just invites Melanoma

They help us be blacker, without the notable drawback of becoming victims of racial injustice.
Nobody likes dane cook, not even my girlfriend who is asian
The only people who like dane cook are douchebags and girls/gays who want to have his penis

Why do white people like mayonnaise so much?
Outside of Egg Salad/Tuna Salad etc, I cant stand it.
Why not mustard?
- Why do white people like to tan? And why do they like to overdo it like those stereotypical “frat boys”?
Is Orange their favorite color or are they trying to replicate the Terrence Howard look?
That just invites Melanoma
why not mayo goes great with mustard… i’m not saying… but i am just saying. as for 2, please don’t lump us all up with those crazy folks…
Why do white people like Rob Dyrdek? He’s just youtube comments. I liked Rob & Big, but his new show is just him and celebrities (term used very loosely) ragging on dumb shit on youtube. I’ve seen better material on WorldStar.