WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

Juice is bullshit.

Juice is empty calories, only not in the traditional sense. Does it perk you up? Not like soda. Does it give you a buzz? Not until it perfect Cells itself into something worth drinking.

White bread is the bread. I don’t go for this whole grain, muti-grain, brown nonsense. I’m trying to eat a sandwich here, and I already feel like an asshole for not using a bagel in the first place.

Drinking beer is great, but chronicling how much one has to drink in a given night is kid stuff. Bars are intolerable because of these drinking-for-fun people. Drink because you’re walking the line of alcohol dependency like a fucking adult.

No ignorance intended, but I noticed white Americans are the worst at pronouncing foreign/ethnic names. I need a certified white technician to verify this.

I’ve gone 4+ days without washing my hair, and I have shoulder length hair. Looks like shit but doesn’t really smell.

I’ll agree with you there, Symbols.

Incorrect. Among Americans, white people are relatively good at it. They try to get the pronunciation close enough that you understand what they’re trying to say, even if it’s not right.

Not to name other races, but certain people either don’t try or mangle it so badly that you’d never know what they were trying to say, giving the false impression that white people are the worst at it.

Incorrect. Among Americans, white people are relatively good at it. They get the pronunciation close enough that you understand what they’re trying to say, even if it’s not right.

only red necks, and country people drink Mt dew mostly. I drink doctor pepper

Single most racist thing I’ve ever read.

Mt Dew is what aids would taste like if you carbonated it.

red necks, and country is not a race, same with hood, or ghetto

I laughed in real life :tup:.

I watched this video in high school home economics class about bread. White bread, they take all the nutrients out or some shit. But the lady in this video was fucking LIVID that this was going on. I remember it cracked me up, her just questioning where all the goodness goes. I love me some whole grain bread. But usually, I don’t get bread that often. I go for full out buns. Gimme a giant kaiser roll or something for my sammiches please.

This thread really making me regret grabbing a bottle of Dr Pepper today instead of the Dew. No wonder so many people have AIDS, it must be delicious.

what do white guys think of minorities dating white women?

RIGHT. Over in the Uk, however…they seem to even have trouble with domestic names unless they’re single-syllable: Lisa becomes “Leeser”, David becomes “DAAAYveed”, etc.

as long as she’s ugly its fine

I’m cool with it. My sister dated a black guy once. I remember meeting him, and he seemed so awkward around all them white people. And my parents neighbours are a mixed couple, so I’ve always been fine with it. Like South Park said, we’re all gonna be pink in the future anyways.

I only care that women aren’t dating me…white, black, whatever, if ur dating a girl I would like to bang and she won’t bang me because of said relationship, I don’t like you.

No problem with it. I’d like to see fewer white trash girls date black guys to help get rid of the stigma, though. You guys can have all the white girls you want; I already married my favorite <3.

We date their women. It’s only fair.

This won’t happen. The genes for various different skin colors will still be in the gene pool, therefore they will all still have an opportunity to manifest.

He meant pink in the inside

Rofl whenever Tapatalk Fucks up it’s always that

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