WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

never met a black guy who didnt like crown, white people drink jack and coke

Mainly what scientists refer to as the “bling quotient”.

I don’t know if this has been asked, but how often do you wash your hair, and how long does it take before it starts smelling foul?

I think pompously coming into otherwise lighthearted threads with a small chip on one’s shoulder, and asking pedantic questions, is probably a white thing.

I wash it every night and I’ve never let it get to a point where it smells bad. I just hate how it feels after a couple of days unwashed.

Damn I kinda lost my black card here…

I hate dark liquor passionately… whisky and all that other shit…

It’s all about that Bombay and Lemonade…

You might think I’m pompous with a chip on my shoulder, but I see myself as just being curious. You really shouldn’t try so hard to vilify others. And while yes, this thread has had some lighthearted things, it’s also had some more serious discussion as well.

Since this is a thread on racial questions, I thought I would ask how people define those stereotypes. There’s no real or right answer to the question, just people exchanging ideas and opinions.

Do you scour the forum for my posts just so you can say something asinine? It seems like every time I see one of your posts it’s quoting me and responding with something pretentious. It’s like you want to start a fight with me. Or maybe just get some attention?

Why did white ppl switch from wonder bread to all this whole grain looking stuff?

Why is oatmeal bread and rye so fucking good?

Why do whiteys love DC comics so much?

why are you people so attached to animals? cats aren’t THAT awesome.

last year I was with some white girl and while she was blowing me she looked at her cat. like she was telling the cat “oh look I am about to get some”. that was…weird. the cat didn’t even care and left the room.

why do white people love mountain dew so much?

Nobody loves Mountain Dew.

Lowers sperm count so we can bitch more about minority breeding.

White people don’t like mountain dew…

Only drinks I see in their houses are pepsi, coke, and beer…

Or an occasional offbrand soda… but that’s like it…

Dave Chappelle was on some bullshit about that grape juice for white people thing… it’s for the sake comedy because it sure isn’t reality…

You won’t find a whole lot of juice in the typical white person’s fridge… but enough alcohol to last for a while…

…i dont drink much soda, but when I do its usually root beer. I do enjoy Mountain Dew though, and only get coke when I have whiskey. And yeah, always got alcohol though.

And what the fuck is wrong with juice? Gotta have grape juice and apple juice and orange juice!

Daily wash, sometimes every other day wash with daily rinse. Never more than 2 days without washing.

Also, I love mountain dew.

Every day/every other day.
Its good to allow some natural oil saturate the scalp but not to the point of itching, then its just gross.

As far as smelling I think it’s around the one week mark, pretty sure most of is went to school with at least 1 or 2 kids that you could tell did not bathe regular.

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This thread is getting creepy.

-White guilt
-Vikining Nosalgia
-Marvel is too mainstream, bordering on cool even, DC remains hipster

-White people need to eat their body weight in sugar everyday

-Nobody likes white people. Animals are colorblind and will do anything for food, filling a large emotion need they have to be loved. Also, it brings back fond memories of slave ownership.

My question to white people is: What color do you think best accurately depicts a white person’s skin? Most white people aren’t “white” except for you know, albinos and redheads. Cream? Tan? Beige? Flesh?

Well flesh but that’s kinda a misnomer.
For me it’s a transition from beige.to cream depending I what has gotten sun recently.

For the average black guy, how long can you go in exposed sunlight without burning?

I know personally, even an hour of Vegas sun can burn my white ass searing red.

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All day. I’ve never worn suntblock. I was born in, and spent the first 6 years of my life in Vegas. Played outside, and have never had a sunburn. I even spent 2 months of my life doing manual labor in during the summer in the Arizona mountains.

slap upside head HERETIC!! I’m black and even I can tell you cats are fucking awesome. Besides, I thought it was DOGS white people were crazy about. Kissing them on the mouth with tongue and all that jazz.

*and the cat was pissed, but put up a front. I’ve been around cats my whole life. I know these things.