If my steak is anything about medium rare I’d sooner use it as a doorstop than eat it
white people do fuckin LOOOVE sushi though. white person heaven is taking an eager noobie to a sushi place so they can try all the things you like
It’s true, we do love our sushi. It’s just the younger generation whites tho…it’s more a mixed bag with the older generation. My dad will NOT eat raw fish…in spite of the fact that fish tastes a lot better raw than cooked…
Holy crap, I love sushi too! What is happening to meeeeeee???
Did white people (30 y/o and younger) know that “Play That Funky Music,” was done by a group of white people? I did not know this until recently and I commend the accomplishment.
Cavemen did it for years. Though in learning to go and cook it a little bit, its great.
Cook it longer (helped the species survive thru such innovation!) or jerky it, take it with you to consume later, though not as great. Like “doggie bags” taking those medium or worse steaks home.
My white cousin was jammin to Jungle Boogie in his garage, dad upset about it did shout out enough with that Jungle music!!
/white people
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Where’s that taco thread to go bump with that Dorito shell taco is an abomination, and also ask why don’t white people acknowledge the soft tortilla baked / fried a little bit authentic ones over their taco bell or ortega crunchers.**
Ummm, I’m about as white as they come, but I don’t touch store bought pre-packaged crunchy tortillas. Now, I live in San Diego, so finding authentic tortillas is standard, but I would never eat that crap. Authentic corn tortillas all the way. In fact, hand made fresh authentic corn tortillas all the way.
Funny, I kinda figured as much judging from your tumblr.
Look at the mirror
…u have a sister though
I am terrified like a mother fucker of trying sushi. My sister and gf and other white peoples are always trying to get me to try it too. Got damn, so true 
Anywho the older I get, the more I realize Dave Chappelle’s jokes about white people drinking vs black people drinking are true. Whenever I see somebody black at the liquor store, they’re buying one random bottle of something. Whereas white people have some kind of mixed collection of random beers and liquor. And yes white people will document exactly how much they drank in one night, and exactly how many bowls they smoked
Is RockB’s sister hot? I will brave this dangerous ass beating territory.
Sushi is amazing. I was scared to try it at first, but you can ease into it by getting things that are actually cooked first. Most shrimp/lobster/crab is usually cooked, and some sushi is even deep fried. Check the menu out.
Stop being a pussy, just start out with rolls.
Leave sashimi for way way later.
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As an Asian, I find this concern over sushi hilarious.
Yeah man. Start out with pussy ass California or Philadelphia Rolls or something. Sashimi all day, son. I was introduced to it by a White chick in 8th grade. It’s been all uphill from there.
if I dont watch tv, and like black girls, drink crown, dont listen to metal, and like black people. And im white I guess srk would never think im white
Crown is as white as you can get dude.
You should have said colt .45 or tanq, otherwise your white card is showing.
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funny all my black friends drink crown
Pretty sure the phrase “all my black friends” is another dead giveaway.
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Crown is pretty B.A., but I usually settle for Seagrams 7 unless it’s my birthday or something.
What qualifies something as being a ‘white’ or ‘black’ thing?
Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.
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