As a mountain biker, I fully understand the funtional advantages of biker shorts. I appreciate the extra cushion in the genital area and taint and I wear them under a regular pair of shorts because biker shorts make my ass look soooo totally fat! They also make regular cargo shorts with the same cushioning; I need to get a pair one day.
Anyway, by “tools” I’m talking about how these roadies get into packs of 10-20 riders or more and jam up traffic in the middle of rush hour (my area is notorious for having no bike lanes). It’s like they expect traffic to be shut down as they ride through just like the Tour de France (It must be nice to be able to ride your bike during a work day in the middle of rush hour traffic). I’ve lost count on how many close calls I’ve seen or almost been a part of because one of these idiots gets a lapse of concentration (probably from dehydration) and swerves into traffic. To make matters worse, some of them actually have headphones on. REALLY??? :wtf:
because white people can listen to information and process it with out a bass line or a drum beat or someone playing the bongos while reporting it or having a discussion or involve a pregnancy test to see who the real father is to keep us interested
bath salts is just the new meth. its more a “too poor to support your coke habit” kind of thing than a white people thing.
added bonus is it doesn’t show up on drug tests, although you’re probably too busy fighting ghosts and biting people to be on the job hunt, assuming you haven’t died of a heart attack yet
I agree with Carlin on most everything except for his white people playing the blues statements.
I understand it’s comedy, and yeah, he does have a point, but it’s almost as he’s trying to make it seem the only white people HE has met are all rich fuddy duddies, and I find that hard to believe.
It seems one part lazy and two parts apologetic is all.
His statements on “happens to be black” and “openly gay” are on point though, for sure.
Except Meth was a white people thing, too. Black folks just fuck around with weed and crack after all this time. White people = Meth, fake weed, some crack, and bath salts. Probably a regional thing, but they don’t seem to mess around with needle drugs too much in my area.
