WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

Because it’s a stupid term that’s why.

I never said there was anything wrong with jews. We’re arguing over the premise of 2 sitcoms. I say Friends (regardless of the religion of a couple characters) was mainly a show about random caucasians hanging out, whereas Seinfeld (regardless of ethnicity of actors) was about random jewish people hanging out (and even the jewish community acknowledges it as a jewish sitcom…with Friends not getting a mention from them). And Rachel has never been confirmed as being Jewish. Her father is a LOUSY tipper, but that’s no indication.

Oddest thing I’ve seen about joggers are those that jog shirtless in cool weather.

Us white folks evolved from cooled weather continents , where darkies evolved in hot places.

also answers the dude keep asking why whitefolks dont need a heater as much as the soulbrothers

Whities (which you didn’t say), darkies. :bluu:

Why the white guys Trek thru Africa and Egypt’s huge deserts so North anyway?

I clearly remember an episode of Seinfeld when Elaine said she wasn’t jewish.

there is different theory’s that whites and Africans were different kinda Man/monkeys ,others theorys , There are ideas floating around that white people are the last creatures to evolve on Darwin’s chart, that the smarter ones wandered and evolved and realized there no fucking water in the desert and food does not grow, then wandered into colder climates and threw millions of years need less melatonin in colder places and evolved into barbarians and other white races,while the slower to this day are still starving and have no drinking water in africa and the middle east…You can find all kinds of scientific debate for a bunch of thoughts on the subject,

also different kinda bones of other Asian and midget pygmy ancient dwarf colonies bones have been found…so there could have been other races today but they went extinct

Other then the oldest bones ,unless its changed is still the middle east, we went are separate ways or are different man monkeys, that evolved on different continents and we are the newer model

I have no problem with the Inuit, Land Bridge, Alaska, Canada, California, Colorado, etc. journey.

There seems to be quite a few problems in your last post, which will need multiple sources since you kinda combined them all together, many disparate theories leading into strong conclusions on each of them, kind of belittling one vs the other. If you didn’t mean that, my fault for reading it that way. I was just fooling around just the same, we don’t have to get serious with this. But it looks like you’re pretty firm in your beliefs. I won’t press anymore.

I thought the origins of whites were that nomadic tribes wandered up north during ice age and mated with Neanderthals eventually due to inhabitating and sharing resources .Also contrary to what you believe Africa was fmostly ertile for centuries the deserts only happened due to over working the land and climate change .Alot of current problems stem from over exhausted resources due to apartheid and the diaspora and drilling for resources.Cresting acid pits in the ground and toxic lakes etc.

truthfully its because i dont think any one knows,just those are the ramblings of different theory’s …not including the wackadoodles that believe the world was only created 5000 years ago by god ,all i know is that i dont know,But were different, but i do know africa has always been a shit hole and so has the middle east…its not a race thing more a western civilization thing…

The mating with Neanderthals theory is highly suspect, and not adhered to by most respected scientists.

On account of, y’know - DNA evidence. More precisely, a lack of Neanderthal DNA in any modern humans.

Science > covert racism.

he’s good looking and all of his fans are knuckleheaded females.

potatoes are actually peruvian/hispanic food. its originally incan food. conquistadors brought it to europe after their conquest of incan civilization…and since potatoes grow in cold climates like the andes mountains, it only really was able to grow in northern europe where the climate is similar. the introduction of potato caused the population of northern europe to explode…due to that starchy food being able to actually put meat on people’s bones(high in fat-like rice). females with more fat were able to produce healthier children and have less still borns. before potato, northern european diet mainly consisted of grains…like wheat. which doesn’t stick to your ribs(non-fatty) therefore skinnier women, therefore greater still born ratio.
so i consider potato a hispano food actually.
rice is i think originally from far asia. so its asian food. hispanics eat rice due to rice growing in warm tropical climates…so i can grow well in south american warm wet climates.
beans and their cultivation are greek i think.

its pretty interesting how foods cross cultures and continents and get adopted by other societies.
can’t we all have buffet and get along?

4 word explanation. whether you believe it or not, this explains that stereotype.
BRONX SCIENCE HIGH SCHOOL
predominantly asian…mostly kids from non-english speaking immigrant parents…perhaps many of the kids are recent immigrants themselves. math is the universal language with no barriers. cultural, social, linguistic, or anything otherwise.
this was true about bronx science hs when i was a teenager. it may be completely different now. and yes, a nyc stereotype can migrate to the rest of the country by word of mouth.

also, this thread is so racist, lol. now to the urban dictionary thread for more delightful racist Q&As.
note:if you’re wondering…when i shall state in the urban dictionary thread the statement “that is so racist” i’ll be writing it in full ebonics.
ie, "dat’s be racist."
it would be wrong for me not to.

note:
i woulda mentioned the abacus.
but thats an arab/muslim invention which the chinese adopted, improved upon, and excelled at through diligence.
yet another technological device not invented by asians but copied and improved by asians!
that was so racist of me.
i’m shameless.

i’m thai btw

Bet Missing Person wishes he’d landed in Africa, rather than China. :coffee:

Quick note on “Tour de France tools:” If you’re referring to the spandex-wearing road warriors, it’s got more to do with function than fashion. You know how regular shorts and pants have a seam that bifurcates your man-biz? Well if you’re going to be on a bicycle for 4-5 hours and you don’t want your onion bag to look like raw hamburger, you’re going to opt for the riding shorts.

-QG (Card-carrying white person since 1980.)

Beethoven is gangsta.

fear.
they’d still do that with or without music. daytime or nightime.
also hip hop/rap is too damn minstrel. and you all know it. most of it. some of it no. most of it…shamefully minstrel. gangsta rap ruined hip hop. sure there are some great songs/albums that are gangster rap…but socially minstrel. admit it.
rock/country music ain’t that much better either.

whats wrong with you?
how can you hate somethin everyone loves, including moi?
but my chicken needs to be homemade, crispy, i hate soggy fried chicken, and moderately spicy.

most americans can’t cook for shit.
terrible. just horrid food. regardless if you’re black or white. doesn’t matter. whatever that means since all americans look alike to me. thank god for the spic, asian, and italian immigrant restaurants. oh and indian. almost forgot them. the clean ones. not the dirty pest infested ones(kitchen nightmare’s best ep by far).
if you aren’t spic, asian, italian, or indian…9/10 your cooking sucks.
all spiceless and overcooked/undercooked and stuff.
its called basil and peppers and a low broil motherfuckers.
look into it people. don’t be stingy with dem spices and herbs.

Was it the episode where a bunch of jewish guys, rabbi included, were all trying to hit on her?

Yeah.

Why can white people say “nigger” on TV, but blacks can’t say nigga when it’s being used as a term of endearment to the next black. Why can whites say “bitch” in their songs (towards women, yes) on the radio, but black rappers can’t?

Why do some white people feel there needs to be a white history day/week/month just because black history is celebrated?

LOLWUT?