WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

Hey, everybody loves drugs.
Pretty much every culture in the world has some kind drug/mind altering substance culture.
Drugs are the universal language that bound all people.

[SIZE=12px]Why aren’t white comedians funny? Cause they all died in the 90s[/SIZE]

These two caucasian boys:

This song:
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Why can’t most white people dance?

To busy at winning at things that matter.

I’m afraid I don’t know who these people are. I’m guessing they aren’t funny or I would’ve heard of them.

Never heard of you either.

How could you not know who George Carlin is Hes a legend.

Well then I’m doing a good job laying low.

I honestly ignored his name on the list and didn’t notice it. Thanks for that.

Bill Burr is a good white comedian. Very underrated

As a half-white, half-asian, racial outcast, I’d like to know the proper way to insult a white person.
There are too many varieties of white people (hipsters, suburban rednecks, etc.) to come up with a racist joke.
What gets white people mad besides saying “your cock is small bro”

Lol. Trying to hurt a white guy with racial jokes.

It’s more like an in-between friends kind of deal but yeah, I guess that is the only answer to my question

I don’t understand why Wes Anderson movies are so beloved.

TOP 10 THINGS THAT OFFEND WHITE PEOPLE THE MOST. GO!

the thing is, being half asian, i wouldn’t recommend any ‘your cock is small’ insults, just from a tactical standpoint.

if you really want to piss a white person off, accuse them of not caring about the plight of minorities, holy fuck

Insulting white people 101:

  1. You are a racist. Guaranteed to wind us right up as, very generally, we’re not actually but the minority ruin it for the rest of us.
  2. You’re stupid. A lot of us pride ourselves on our intellengence and to have it called into question cuts deep.
  3. You’re shit at fighting games. This one is true.

I agree, calling a white person a racist is probably the quickest path to offending said white person.

and getting punched in the face. that is the best way to prove oneself isn’t racist.