WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

I pretty much end most of my sentences in man.

The only time I do the extra handshake stuff is if the other person starts first.

You would be surprised how many black dudes will do that first just to see if you know what’s up. lololol

I’ve heard about the wet dog thing, It’s supposed to be after we come in from the rain.

I prefer broseph and broheim myself, either way all forms of bro to me are a joke.

LOL at least you’re honest.

It’s funny because like, if I make a racist joke about chinese people, and there are like, no chinese people in my area (there really aren’t) then I don’t really consider it racist, because there is no one to offend.

Hey I got a question for my Caucasians people. Why do you always tell me before we talk about race on an intellectual tip y’all always say that y’all got black in you like it saves you from saying anything ignorant. I’m just saying if you say something ignorant its not your fault ya not black lol. Thanks in advance

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It’s colloquial, so you can take your pick. Unless you’re in the presence of royalty, in which case they can be referred to as “brodudeskinator” or “the mighty brodudeskinator” if you’re feeling a little extra homo that day.

I’ve never done that shit.

It’s dumb, and I’m sure at least 80% of the time white guys say it, it’s a lie.

I will never be black, and I will never experience what it’s like to be black.

That doesn’t mean, however, that I can’t relate to them.

I don’t act white or black to please anyone.

I act like a human that interacts with people of all kinds, except asians, they are obviously inferior. :sunglasses:

The mouthbreathers who prefer to watch Friends

Fuck Friends.

I typed Fiends subconsciously on accident.

Friends was a horrible show. There, I said it. God damn it white people. At least your white chicks can (pretend to)do awesome anal scenes.

i watched friends way back in the day. NEVER saw the last episode though, cuz some fucktard spoilered the shit out of me. It got stupid at times, but it also had some amazingly good episodes. And i fapped a lot to Jennifer “I was in Leprechaun” Anniston and Courtney “I was in He-Man” Cox. And Phoebe, cuz I love my white women borderline insane.

It wasn’t the greatest of all shows or anything. Just one of the last sitcoms worth actually watching for awhile.

I found Phoebe the most attractive because of how different she was. Who is Anniston? FIGHT ME BRUVS.

Lizzy Caplan and Aisha Tyler were easily the hottest females ever on Friends.

anniston is super overrated. not saying she aint fine but shes held as like the gold standard of white women for some reason. I think white women like anniston more than white men do.

Why do white chicks go fucking NUTS when they play Bon Jovi’s “Living on a Prayer” at the club?

Why do old white people worship Jimmy Buffet?

What’s up with drunk white people’s love affair with that Journey song “Don’t stop believing”?

What’s up with that Karaoke thing?

I dont think hanging out with white teens count

Because when we do it, you guys all act like this, and it’s fucking hilarious trying to see you defend something about yourself we already know isn’t true.

I’d rather watch Friends than a bunch of naive, annoying, borderline-retarded jewish stereotypes. But I’m black, sooo…And yes, Phoebe was hot and derpy. Sexy combo.

Do White people know that none of thier music is orginally theirs?

Why do white people steal aspects of other cultures?

Why do white people like swimming with sharks? Those cages and chainmail don’t do shit

Me too thats why of people think i’m weird.

Most do, and it just piles into our white guilt. We try our best to put our own take on it, but most of the time it comes out Nickelback, or pop country.
Because we are lame. Just look to islands of white people. Salted meats with white gravy and irish step dancing is what you get.
White people have a constant need to LIVE ON THE EDGE, so we must inject some excitement into our mundane, middle-america lives.

Why does the white youth make so many subcultures?

Are they that bored with themselves?

OMG ive always wondered this and ive lived with white people for my whole life.