maybe its just your wife :xeye:
my wife also says white people smell like bologna or wet dog. i think she’s racist tho
Nah, its all you white folk. hmhmhm
Man, my ex wifes family was mad racist. I dont even think they liked me because im not white. Anyhow, one day the subject of our daughter possibly marrying a black guy when she grew up, came up. I said I didnt really give a fuck. Whatever man. Then the ex wifes mom said something like “but black people smell like bacon” so I said “So? white people smell like bologna.”. This bitch told me that black folk put bacon grease in their hair. So I told her I heard white folk use bologna grease for lotion.
Why do white people always wear shorts in the winter? Can you not tell the difference between heat and cold?
Because dicks are a symbol of life. If life fucks a white person over, then it is kind enough to leave the change on top of the dresser. Can’t say the same for black folks.
heh it is the opposite of black people always wearing sweat pants/beanies/jackets in the summer
I had a buddy years back who would wear shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter. He was a white dude, rocker/hippie type. Dude would be red as fuck but still say he wasnt cold.
The Wife always wears sandles/flip flops. Even in the fuckin’ winter man. Thats another thing white folks do and I dunno why.
correction, POOR white people smell like bologna.
So what do mexicans smell like? Can you imagine a black/white kid? mmmmmm bacon and bologna scent always makin’ you hungry. Ahhhh man, a mexican/black kid must smell like a bacon taco. Poor little bologna fish taco.
It is to show mastery over nature.
I just googled some temperatures dropped in this thread (yeah, I’m EU, we don’t do Fahrenheit), and jeez, you crying about 60 degrees? That’s like damn, take your shirt off and work on that tan-weather. Seriously, in 60 degrees I’m not wearing long sleeves, that’s practically summer.
but why the fuck would you ride a bike with shorts on when its like 20 degrees outside?
I always noticed this one dude at the post office. its like he’s on drugs and need to cool down or something. mysterious shit.
LOL
Riding a bike with shorts isn’t that bad. Legs are strong, sturdy, they can take it. Riding a bike without gloves on though… Nightmare-inducing. Riding a bike on a windy day in 40 degrees, having forgotten your gloves… That shit is painful. Unbearably painful.
People over here are pansies. It’s either too hot(80 degrees), too cold(75 degrees), the sun is too bright, they can’t drive without the A/C on even in spring. Bunch of damn vaginas.
So how many of you Brits have a roo-bar installed on your double decker bus?
I love you people all of you guy’s thanks for the laugh’s i was just or the Why black’s this and that shit and it just show’s we are eaqll’y fucked in different way’s thank’s i love you you guy’s. NO HOMO.
I’ve never associated a smell with a race. Maybe bologna and money smell similar to some people?
All of the worst-smelling people I’ve encountered are white. I don’t care what race you are, or what race you hate- white trash <*
Oh yeah, and I’d hate to come off as one of those “I am so not racist!” people, so I should mention I dislike almost all Indians and pacific islanders I encounter. I can be won over, but I’m usually expecting the worst. And that’s racist.
well I dont watch TV, I pretty much hate everyone, my left arm was blown up by a I.E.D in iraq so I dont fight any more and if I did I might just stab them, oh ya I eat wheat cause ive been trying to gain more weight
who doesnt like seinfeld??
its not fucking FIELD