WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

LMAO.

that is pretty funny. one time me and one of my boys went to a suburban mall, and somebody drew a dick on his car in magic marker.

Now, I can’t speak for all whites, but I know I’m big on the whole homo/pedo/incest jokes. Dunno why. I mention dicks a whole lot. Dunno why. Often, I stop, listen to what I’m actually saying and think “man, what the fuck am I saying?”. But people don’t seem to react to it, so I suppose it’s normal white people behaviour. My parents don’t appreciate it, though. I try not to joke much about incest when my folks are around.

We ain’t scared of gays, though. “Coming off as gay” is something we couldn’t care less about.

This is highly suspect.

I kid.

I think it’s like that for certain demographics of white people. Middle class and upperclass people do it all the time, but I’ve never seen a lower class white person joke about being gay.

Prompted by this thread, I have just checked the ethnic diversity statistics for my county in England and 97.6% of the people in my county are white British. I knew it would be mostly white but that’s fucking nuts.

How about that shit?

Not really. When i was in england i didn’t see alot of blacks.

Cities are a load more ethnically diverse than the countryside. If you go to one of the major cities you see a lot more blacks and asians than where I live.

True, I suppose. In high school, I studied to become an electrician in high school (which isn’t necessarily lower class, but it’s definitely “working class”), and half of my class mates were both racists and homophobes. Those who weren’t were big on dicks, though.

Will you guys allow Will Smith and his family to do anything?

My homeboys and I joke about being gay because it makes our women laugh/uncomfortable. The only dudes I know that don’t joke about it are the type of guys that can only watch lesbian porn. That is, homophobic and probably gay deep down.

The only time I ever drew dicks was in this online pictionary game. I drew a penis character and IM’d my friends what the actual word I was supposed to be drawing was. It had a chat stream. Eventually, I’d start drawing a house or some shit. After, “Finally…” I’d go back to drawing the penis guy.

White people revel in ironic humor. Stuff that really isn’t funny to joke about is funny, to us. If it’s taboo, or juvenile, we’ll probably clown on it.

Why do white people make sure to interject “man” after every other sentence while conversing with me and try to randomly do some kind of weird ethnic handshake on me, but five minutes before, while talking to their white friends they didn’t do either of these things??

haha i make sure to use man around my white bros to ensure that I am never caught on this, sometimes i will also bro itup

Its to show they are hep “cats”.
White people are resigned to not feeling as cool as their darker brethren, so they need to compensate. Its kind of like how guys act stupid around pretty girls compared to how they act around average girls.

This is wrong. I’m from a low class white household (as were many of my friends) and we never had a problem acting gay. You might just be assuming that all rednecks/white trash are low class, but that definitely isn’t true. People act the way they are taught to act, it doesn’t matter where they are on the socio-economic ladder.

What is the preferred vernacular? I’d like to adhere as closely as possible to the ideal etiquette in relevant situations.

I don’t know if proper pronoun use is “bro” or “brah”. Is “brosef” a more formal term?

I’ve also seen “broheim” used, but I’m not sure regarding the exact use - greeting, adjective, noun, pronoun?

Appreciate the help.

RIGGED!!:eek:

Why do you guys like making yourselves look poor on purpose? Walking around barefoot, “struggling” in NYC squatting with art friends and aspiring DJs, and only having brick walls a table a matress 2 blankets and a macbook? You trying to look good for your upcoming biopic?

Because, as stated 100 times before, white people co-op everything.

also us legit poor white folks hate those pretend poor ones so it isnt like we accept them like our sour creme brothers

bro is only used if you are drinking with dudes that have popped collars and shit (i.e. never if you know what’s good for you). the others can be used interchangeably so feel free to experiment to fit your steez.

Why do white people smell like bologna?

I think I already asked that shit but no one answered me. I ask The Wife that sometimes and she just says “white people dont smell like bologna.” and im like, “yes you do.”.