if you look white, you white.
that goes with every other race, since that’s the generalization people categorize others in. no way to dodge it.
I guess black albinos are fucked then.
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Why the white people can’t just stick with your bookclub original?!
^^ this one is the best. Or the basketball / New Balance, “lots of layups.” Or taking a year off, exact budgeting, “which is why a white man with a $300 backpack is arguing over a $3 hot dog.”
White people only wear shorts in 55 degree weather because after the winter, our capillaries have acclimated naturally to the cold and 55 degrees is actually relatively warm. It’s science! There’s nothing wrong with enjoying nice weather.
What puzzles us is seeing black people wearing long pants (baggy jeans or sweats) over basketball shorts, plus hats and hoodies, in unambiguously warm weather. I’ve started to suspect that you don’t actually take the weather into account at all. It’s as if you’re simply trying to put as thick a clothing barrier between yourselves and the outside world as possible.
Being black myself, my sweatpants are an extent of my complete rejection of “standard” warm weather clothing. I jog in sweatpants but find them so comfy that I wear them casually. I look like I’m always about to go work out. Strange but true, my standard warm weather jogging set up consists of wearing a tank top underneath a t-shirt with both underneath a hooded jacket. Typically in all black. Sweating more than a fat man trying to make it to an outdoor BBQ on foot? You betcha.
The difference between me and other black folk is that I am in decent/good shape so I don’t look like those fat black women in sweatpants with the word “JUICY” in print over their less than visually satisfying buttocks.
White people, why are your shorts so short that they barely make it past the middle of your thigh? Is that the white equivalent of black people wearing shorts so long that they make to mid shin? Balancing out the universe?
you’re def white, just not a WASP. rumor has it you mediterranean white people can dance?? howd you pull that off?
White people may get shit for wearing too little in the cold, but I know a brotha looks for any fucking excuse to wear a northface jacket in the middle of fucking spring
It was decided at the last White Person Council that we’ve officially stolen long shorts from you guys, too. Sorry.
Why are your women so fine?
I’d like to offer my expertise on the whitest faction of white people: Red heads.
If you have any questions, I’m sure Val or myself would be more than qualified to answer them.
To get it out of the way, “ginger” does hurt our feelings. It’s devastating.
Oh this is some BULLSHIT
Hatred Edge talking about shit that was going on in the 70’s and 80’s. Aint nobody but old dudes in their 50’s rockin’ short ass shorts. And sluts. I seen many a brotha rockin’ them short shorts back in the 80’s.
We only procreate with the good-looking ones.
Why is that? Why does old white folks think the world wants to see their pale and hairy inner thigh? Because they’re rich?
I think I know this one. White folks, tell me if I fuck it up.
ahem Caucasian comedians tend to base their routines around self-deprecation. (Black comedians do it as well, but not NEARLY as often. We like to make fun of other shit besides ourselves most of the time.) The audience is responding not only because they find it funny, but because it has happened to them, too. Sometimes it’s funny BECAUSE it happened to them, too. Now, while a black guy can do the same and have it turn out hilarious (because we don’t get tripped up by common sense shit too often…like texting and falling off a pier or into a fountain. Never happens to us.), when the caucasians talk of a similar thing happening, the only people who find it funny are other caucasians (or insulated/whitewashed minorities)…because they’re making fun of themselves getting into or confused about some lame shit anybody with street smarts or general “walking-around sense” would know how to handle. So while caucasians would find Seinfeld’s stand-up hilarious, the few black folks in the audience are looking around for a cue as to when to laugh, and thinking “This dude is fuckin retarded…how the hell is he rich?”. That’s generally why we don’t find caucasian comedians funny. When they stop making themselves look like retards and point out how society is retarded, however, then they fuckin’ WIN. Case in point: George Carlin. RIP, you jaded nut.
Because you can morph into SMURFS?! Whoever you guys are arguing with caves WAY too easy.
fixed:coffee:
always wondered about this…WTFLOL
and 55 is cold. where my hoodie at:wonder:
because they’re cute.
Here’s a real good one, you white guys can’t selectively ignore.
What is the term “reverse racism” ?!
Is this an admittance of guilt by the white man to say, racism only goes one way, not towards the whites, ever. Only we may be racist. Its “playing the race card” in any situation to discuss social matters of classicism and or discrimination by skin color, as if there is no possible way to discuss these things ever in a calm manner without pulling cards like Texas Hold Em, so the white man falls back on “you’re playing the race card, I would never do that, I won’t even discuss this with you!” (because you’re using your black card, etc.)
So do white guys get together and discuss among themselves any of this without pulling out their white cards?
But there are “white cards,” checkout American Psycho with the business cards - or that dude Akiyama in Sega’s Yakuza 4 - Sky Finance~uu, look me up.