That aside someone mentioned being Cherokee and white to which I must say YOU FUCKING LIAR!
As someone who actually is Choctaw nothing has pissed me off more in this life than the fact that every single white person I’ve ever met has said they’re part native and what tribe do they ALWAYS say? Cherokee. And why is that? Because they don’t fucking know any other tribes and are too damned lazy to even use google to make the lie believable. Even if you’re 1/64 Cherokee, guess what? YOU’RE WHITE! The only way for all these white people to actually be part Cherokee is if their ancestors fucked more Cherokee than they killed, but we all know that’s not the case.
I think that actual statistics per capita proves that white people are actually less likely to be serial killers in America. While there are more white serial killers, that is simply a numbers game. However, when compared to the population totals in America, we’re not more likely to kill in a serial fashion. We’re not even that good at it, look at who gets caught, white guys. We are the most creative though.
edit: I’d like to say, just so people don’t get the wrong idea about me because I’m white, I never wear sandals, flip flops or any other form of non-shoe footwear…and i live in SoCal where you can literally wear them all year.
Some of these have been addressed already, but I’ll chime in regardless.
I am white. I have been for the entire 26 years I’ve existed.
I love fried chicken. I would eat that for dinner every day until I died if I could. I appreciate that I can share this with my black friends.
No sandwich is complete without mayonnaise. Like the old lady in the Frank’s Red Hot Sauce commercial, I put that shit on everything.
Potatoes rule. Whether it’s hash browns at breakfast, baked potato for lunch or smothered (that’s a Southern U.S. dish if you aren’t familiar) for dinner.
All of my friends are called “dude”, “bro” and “man” at any given time.
I speak proper English at all times, and type in proper grammar, capitalization and punctuation at all times. Abominations like “ur” are totally unacceptable.
Whenever I am around someone whose second language is English, I consider all of my word choices and pronunciations carefully.
I’m different than most white people, instead of turning pink I turn into a light golden brown. Think of a pancake that’s been fried in low oil, low heat, and is light and fluffy on the inside.
I’d be surprised if my great, great, great grandparents, living in poor little villages in the middle of nowhere, knew of the Native American’s existence. Let alone being able to buy a ship, supplies, and a crew to sail all the way to the Americas. Same thing regarding the African slave trade. Seriously, how can my ancestors even image what an African person would look like, if they have been living in a shtetl their whole life.
Also, in terms of my favorite foods. I like eating hummus, and tahini with pita bread. I’d eat that stuff everyday for lunch. Schnitzels, and any other friend chicken is delicious.
I don’t know? Both of my dad’s parents came from Europe, but he’s darker than Obama. My grandma from Bulgaria can trace her lineage all the way back to the Spanish Inquisition, as she can speak + understand Ladino and Spanish. While my grandpa was just from Poland. My mom’s parents are both from Transylvania. How she got her blonde hair and green eyes? She thinks one of her great, great, etc. grandmas got raped by a non-Jew during one of the pogroms or wars.
Well they are a lot less dangerous than Walls of Death as people actually died during those.
Yes, you are white. If most of your family is dark skinned, then somebody probably raped your great, great, great grandma.
You STILL outran the bitches. You didn’t go get in a car or something. You didn’t use a bike or skateboard or something. You outran them foot to foot. I’m surprised they came after you since you dumped the trash though. Congrats on not getting rabies from those suspect looking bitches…
White people love laptop music. Instruments are for niggers, shut the fuck up while I enjoy some Skrillex and Avicii - real white people making real white music. Who the fuck is Hendrix anyway?
Also, for the love of a probably nonexistent God (we’re agnostics too), it’s called football, not fucking soccer!
My grandfather was pretty damn Indian, and last time I checked Cherokees were not from North Carolina, but there was an exodus that led there. He is from NC so that would make sense.
On my dad’s side there is Blackfoot, and his father was from Kentucky, haven’t looked into that yet.
