WHITEYPEDIA, or: facts/Q&A about White People

Polka. This was made just to fuck with the other races, wasn’t it.

you would laugh at the amount of different ways that we use the cholo word on latin america

in general for us cholo is not a racial slur

Fact: Many non whities look and sound white.

I am one of them. You will never catch me!

Fixed.

The term reverse racism, is in fact racist as fuck for one reason alone.

It assumes that caucasians are the default race.

And here’s a joke.

What’ the difference between a caucasian and an asian?

Asians are caucasians without the cock.

The term reverse racism, is in fact racist as fuck for one reason alone.

It assumes that caucasians are the default race.

And here’s a joke.

What’ the difference between a caucasian and an asian?

Asians are caucasians without the cock.

Polka’s just ska without the distorted guitars and the youthful sense of rebellion (although I’m sure there was rebellious polka at SOME point.)

And you can’t trust a man in a sweater-vest no matter WHAT his race. Everyone knows this. :coffee:

hey my white friends, you have some explaining to do: what the hell is up with hipsters? you white folks have to keep your brothers and sisters in line!

I blame Apple.

Impossible. There’s just too many of us man.

I blame white bitches.

Both the male and the female ones. :coffee:

Most of us don’t like hipsters. Ok, let me clear that statement up, we don’t like hipster guys. Hipster girls are fine as long as your dick is placed firmly in their mouth so they can’t talk. I know this is probably true for most girls, but hipster ones deserve it. Also, blowing a fat load on their thick rimmed glasses is fun.

Unfortunately, the easiest way to achieve this is either by talking to them first, or having a Mac.

In short, fuck hipsters.

You sir, have blown my mind.

Word.

Anglib has a confirmed glasses fetish.

Glasses fetish is one of the best ones.

my questions go unanswered white people…

You’re failing at being white.

We’re going to have to send you in for rehabilitation.

  1. That is impossible to answer. You can’t make a broad generalization about what all white people eat. We’re not Asian or Hispanic .

  2. Sandals are gay. Self-respecting white men don’t wear them. Regardless of whether or not socks are involved.

  3. We’re not used to seeing minorities work. When we see it, there is an assumption that theft was involved.

  4. Of course we do. Unlike Asians, blacks, and Hispanics, white people are notorious for discussing other races.

It’s to hide the kevlar so that if they get shot 9 times like Fitty, they don’t have such a uphill battle as him to tell the tale of their hardness.

I fail at being Mexican too, what’s your point?

So should I call the guys in the white coats or la migra?

I’m confused.