Yo, I was reading that thing about dude friends vs chick friends vs mans best friend…im a terrible friend.
My friend needs to borrow some money - Go to a loan office
My friend got evicted - go stay at a motel
My friend fucks up - "You fucked up"
My friend is publicly embarrassed - /super belly laugh
My friend getting mugged - If they didnt notice me gives me time to get away
My friend is in a burning car - "Call 911"
I would never loan my friend a car.
I’m ugly and/or have a shit personality so men don’t want to hang around me and buy me shit so let me ruin their fun cause being a bitch is my last leg of leaving a lasting impression in this life.
"What’s with all of these civil rights chumps coming out of the woodwork lately? First Dragon’s Crown and now Killer is Dead. Stop acting like a bunch of babies crying about portrayals in media.
What is it about the West that gave rise to these social justice whiners? You chumps are lucky that you have to find stuff to get offended about through fictional media. Why not deport yourselves to a 3rd world country so you can then see what true oppression looks like. Goddamn limousine liberals."
"How does it feel knowing that anyone with any sort of credibility in any form of journalism finds people like you fucking laughable?
You want to come off as some oh so sensitive to women’s issues wanker that you piss on a game that just tries to have fun? Fuck off, the gaming industry doesn’t need pricks like you."
"Mass killing is OK but GOD FORBID A GAME DEPICTS SEXUAL ATTRACTION FROM A MANS STANDPOINT.
Sound the tumblr feminist alarms, white knights and feminazis have angry rants to make!"
It would go down a fucking treat probably 50 Shades of Grey teachs us that you can go all the way up to pornography and still be socialy acceptable as long as it’s marketed to women.
I’ve learned from this video that giving flowers, alcohol, and money as gifts to women is incredibly sexist. Thanks, Internet!
I had no idea we lived in a time where giving a woman flowers as a gift when you think they’re attractive counts as sexist. Holy fuck. Better ban flowers being sold on Valentine’s Day then cus that holiday promotes blatant sexism toward women. Don’t buy your mom flowers for Mother’s Day too because that just means you’re a chauvinistic pig that thinks all women like flowers. Also, everyone likes money. EVERYONE. WHAT THE FUCK PLANET DO I LIVE ON.
I more so meant the Giggolo mode. If the main character was a woman that went out to seduce men for gifts in the morning, would anyone care? Actually they probably would, since they’ll say “omfg this game promotes women sleeping with men to get gifts”. Can’t ever win, really. Okay, what if it was two dudes poking each other? Would anyone care then? Would it be sexist then? What the fuck.