so today apparently i “lamed out” a 10k rufus and law with zangief and horwang…and i mostly had gief in the entire match. he quits with seven seconds “you run i quit” is the message he sends me…
Oh, I can cr.HP loop lol and I know Raven is one of the better characters in the game.
It’s the shuriken that get me the hate though XD and the overhead, the ones that don’t figure out you can just mash SRK after the knee to beat it seem to think a super predictable, unsafe and stuffable overhead isn’t fair.
“fuk you lag mtf!!”
-fukoof (street fighter scholar)
Demon king Daimao!
Had 2 messages
Kazuya overpowered bastard
SSF4 is 10x better, this game will not live for 6 months.
I had a guy write a college dissertation about how staying out of lp range, punishing his unsafe strings and using chun-li’s footsie game was turtling and that I needed to learn to actually play the game. He literally wrote me 8-9 responses each one about a paragraph long. When I responded he said “he owned my chun in the corner with kazuya”. I guessed wrong on two mix ups since kazuya has like 8 overheads, then got out of the corner and won the match.
The fact he remembered the game the next day and continued writing multiple responses to my reply made me laugh so hard. I have never seen someone so upset over an online game. But hey at least he didn’t plug pull.
“Nice infinite fag you suck” (Kazuya/Ryu)
“do you know how to do anything but tag? scrub” (Guile/Lili)
“41 hit combo? lol get a life” (Kazuya/Hei)
Hatemailer has wet dreams about performing 41-hitters on a pad
Xbl gt: armr0d
i beat him 3 times in an endless lobby as i wanted some practice. he pretty much didnt know when to stop hitting buttons.
he messages me “nice turtle sagat pussy hahaha”
he so mad.
‘Man fucken Hayachi is way 2 cheap’
…Hayachi?
Wow, I got ggs and a “Scary Gief” message the last days. Where are the fourteen year olds playing Kazuya and raging about losing?
I run Raven and Cammy now: “Team Crouching Fierce”. Do this is the corner for lulz and profit:
(Raven) cr.HP > cr.HP > cr.HP > cr.HP > cr.HP TC (Cammy) cr.HP > cr.HP > cr.HP > HK.Cannon Strike TC (Raven) cr.HP > cr.HP > cr.HP > cr.HP TC (Cammy) cr.HP > cr.HP > cr.HP > HK.Cannon Strike
Disconnects and hatemail everywhere.
Ha ha!! That sounds awesome. I hope someone hits me with that.
I get those alot because i love to play shotos. If you dond like shotos go play tekken or something xD
turtle in sfxt is sooo lame
Lol i use Heihachi and dude tells me i use the same moves,not my fault L2 block Heihachi’s moves and the voice message is funny, white dude tries to talk black by saying nigga,bruh,bitchass,faggot etc
Immediate response: Damnit man, you’re WHITE! Start talking like it!
If someone hits that on me I’m friend requesting them immediately. Thats fuckin hilarious.
Another hate mail tip: Zone Hugo with Jin’s penetrating fist. Rage quits galore. As long as you know your distances you’re golden.
I either get messages like “rematch fag” or “wow you suck” coming from 14 year old Kazuya, Ryu scrubs.
I play Rolento/Steve and early on I got hate mail such as:
NINJAzVanish: nice your other buttons broke
KO Ginger: i wish i played the most pathetically easy character in the game
To which I would send awful messages such as : sTaY fR33 5eVeR gUiid0 n3rD xDDDD
Just to instill rage and get more hate mail back, but now I’m getting messages like:
RequiemOfaBeast: gg u played it right
In response to a Timeout win when i chose to run out the last 5 or 6 seconds of a match that i had a VERY slight lead in
and
ShawnstaEVO: I understand that it’s hard to tell the difference since the salt levels among the SFxT community are really high, but yes it was a compliment. And gg indeed
After I questioned a post-game “sick” message he had sent me.
Now I’m more inclined to also send messages when a Law/Paul player or something comes along and ends a solid streak of mine with “gg sick Law” and such.