No problem, Tiamat. The only thing I found weird about that website was that every character had a one year age difference when compared to their ages according to your FAQ, but the ages you listed are probably correct, considering you atleast saw them printed on paper. Despite the ages, their physical stats are in sync with the ones you listed in your FAQ. I know they’re correct becuz the physical stats are shown on the SMB arcade flyers.
Btw, the monitor cyborgs in that arcade flyer are from the SF2 anime.
I just got done editing/adding all the Muscle Bomber bios, so I’ll repost them here in one piece.
The Astro
Main/Favorite Attack: Death Spiral, Pyramid Crush
Commander-in-chief of the illegal professional wrestling organization, BWA. His past is a mystery. His nickname is the brown spark. I think that’s a bad translation.
Aleksey Zalazof
Favorite/Main Attack: Sunset Splash, Sonic Fist
It says he’s from Moscow. His favorite food is piroshkis. Piroshkis are small Russian pastries filled with finely chopped meat or vegetables, baked or fried. He’s the son of a high russian bureaucrat/government official. He’s been good at wrestling since he was a child and received meritocracy/special ed. He has won many titles in sambo, karate, etc. and trains rigrously. He’s a friend/rival of Lucky Colt (Gunloc) and they trained together under Mike Haggar in Haggar’s gym. He hates when people don’t take wrestling seriously and regard it as a show. They also mention Aleksey’s cameo in Hugo’s ending. His nickname is the “Red Lion”.
Victor Ortega
He’s the founder of the CWA and its first champion. It says something about how he defeated the top-ranked wrestler, and t hat he reigns supreme as the best wrestler in the world. Then, he mysteriously dissappeared at the same time he truly became the strongest in the world. A little more than one year after his dissappearance, Astro challenged/invited him to participate in the “international blowout” (muscle bomber 2), so Ortega accepted and returned to the ring. His nickname is “The master of Muscle Bomber”.
El Stinger
Favorite/Main Attack(s): Screw Diver, Atomic Dive
He’s from Acapulco. His favorite food is tacos (how stereotypical is that?). It says something like he enjoys performing aerial moves or he’s proud of his aerial fighting style. He’s a cheerful pure latin wrestler. He has an apparent rivalry with Budo, who also uses a flashy wrestling style. His nickname translates to something like “The Acapulco Killer Bee”.
Kimala the Bouncer
Favorite/Main Attack: Giant Swing, Pancake Poison
His nickname is “The large whale which puts on airs roughly”. That’s obviously a bad translation. His favorite food is anything that contains alcohol. He used to be a bar bouncer, but was fired after beating a customer too severely. Kimala became a wrestler’s bodyguard after that, but someone (it could’ve been Kimala. I’m not sure) KO’d the wrestler and that’s when Kimala made his first appearance in the BWA. His weakness (or vice) is “IJIME”. I’m not sure what that is. He feels intense joy when he sees blood dripping from his opponents’ wounds. He shows absolute obedience to the Astro.
The Wraith
Not much here. Plus, the translation doesn’t make any sense. He keeps countless snakes in his body, and…that’s 'bout all I could make out. I’ll post the the translation here:
“As for the appearance which extends the nail with the stoop, from the head the feather it weaves the lobe, the feeling the wrestler compared to such as the magic teacher.
Raising the countless snake in the body, it is used as a weapon during a game.”
(shrugs).
Sheep the Royal
Favorite/Main Attack(s): Shotgun Stab, Tornado Slam
His favorite food is calf meat. I hope they’re referring to a baby cow and not the part of a human leg. Anyway, he was a famous football player in america, but was kicked out after being too violent so he got into professional wrestling. Then, there’s something about how he got his nickname. It has to do with killing his opponents. He’s from Melbourne, Australia.
Jessica Haggar
Age: 18
Height: 165cm
Weight 50kg
3 sizes: B90 W58 H88
Special Attacks: Eyeliner attack, Nice Body
Nope, this isn’t a typo. Jessica has her own bio. She’s listed as a sub-character. She’s described as a pure person with a gentle character. Many guys hit on her because of her good looks. Her nickname is “Pretty Doll”.
Titan the Great
Favorite/Main Attacks: Titan Breaker, Shock Wave
His nickname is “The Strongest Last Giant”. He’s from Wigan, England. His favorite food is Darjeeling. It’s a fine variety of black tea grown especially in the northern part of India. He’s the large-sized newcomer of the CWA. He weighed over 5,000 grams at birth and stood over 6’3" by the time he graduated from elementary school. He joined pro wrestling in order to fully utilize his huge body. They also mention the tag-team he formed with Birdie, his best friend and rival.
Harry Hicks
Age: 31
Height: 170cm
weight: 70kg
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Favorite Food: Sushi
Proud/Special Skill: Accurate unequaled refereeing
Main/Favorite Attack: Counting to 3 with lightning speed
Harry Hicks is the referee in the Muscle Bomber Series. He makes the most accurate judgements (I guess they main he always makes good calls during a match) and is very trustworthy/reliable. Because of this, the fans love him. He’s listed as a sub-character.
Black Widow
Her nickname is something like “Metal Bull Strike”. That’s a bad translation. She’s from Hannover, Germany. For those who don’t know, Hannover’s a port city in northwestern Germany. Not much elso to say here. They go on about her lean (and slightly muscular) body and how her opponents are manipulated by her flexibility. They mention her cameo in Hugo’s ending.
Freak
Nickname: Intelligent Monkey
Age: 8
Height: 60cm
Weight: 9kg
Special move: Float?
Freak is Missing IQ Gomes’ pet monkey. He’s listed as a sub-character. It says something like he lives in the jungle with his siblings/brothers and Gomes. Then it says he has an IQ of 200 or more (he’s probably smarter than Gomes) and that he almost/mostly understands human language. The last line says something about how he is Gomes’s second. Maybe they mean he’s Gomes’ partner/sidekick?
Mike “Macho” Haggar
Favorite/Main attacks: Screw Pile Driver, Double Lariat
It says that hes 40 years old. His nickname is “Mayor”. He’s from Manhattan, NY. The first line mentions his past as a street fighter and that he was/is the mayor of metro city. It goes on to say that he puts a lot of effort/power into maintaining the town’s public order and keeping the peace. In that same sentence it mentions his natural sense of justic and power. Then he (whoever wrote this) mentions that he/she thinks Final Fight 1 takes place after Muscle Bomber, storyline-wise. Then they mention Haggar’s cameo in Hugo’s ending.
Mysterious Budo
Favorite/Main Attacks: Senbuukyaku, Blood Wind Blade
His nickname translates to something like “The Demon of Sobriety”. These are all official nicknames by the way. I first saw them on the SMB arcade flyers. Budo is from Kamakura, Japan. It says his flashy appearance (his costume and make-up) excites audiences. He went on a journey overseas to train/aquire greater skill and painted his face at the request of a local promoter. The next line says something like “The time he spent overseas influenced his appearance and he started talking like characters out of a historical play/drama.” Budo’s involved in a rivalry/opposition with El Stinger, who uses the same style as him. His favorite food is sweet rice paste.
“Missing IQ” Gomes
Favorite/Main Attacks: Jungle Panic, Hurricane Stomp
His nickname translates to something like “The Intelligence which is lost”. That’s obviously a bad translation. His favorite food is fried chicken. He lived peacefully with the monkeys, until he was discovered and his athletic ability was evaluated. Soon afterwards, he debuted as a wrestler. Gomes is usually calm/quiet, but when he enters the ring, his instincts take over and he goes wild. Since he knows very little human language, he studies it by watching cartoons.
Lucky Colt
Favorite/Main Attacks: Sunset Splash, Sonic Fist
His nickname is “The Florida Wild Horse”. He’s from Miami Beach, Florida. His favorite food is popcorn. He used to train with Zalazof (under Mike Haggar), his close friend and rival. Unlike Zalazof, he has a short-temper and can be a hot-head. Whenever he approaches/hits on Haggar’s daughter, she ignores him. They also mention his cameo in Hugo’s ending.
Rip Saber
His nickname translates to the “Pioneer of Hell”. He’s the wrestler who came from the battlefield. The rest of the translation doesn’t make any sense. I’ll post it here.
“Calm, no matter cowardly hand [ what ] it may ask professional wrestling for fighting [ which risked life and death ] and may use.
The core fan is gained by a weapon attack and strange action.”