Video Game General 6.3: Sekiro has so many damn chickens man. Chickens Everywhere!

This game tester is trying to lose his job

New snk heroines tag team character teased

Valkyria Chronicles Remastered for Switch will be out oct 16th in the west


If you buy VC4 digitally you get a 25% discount

I’m guessing that it’s a gender bent Skullomania, since we’re getting Terry Bogard in FEXL. Matches the silhouette as well.

No just lose his job but get sued into a oblivion. Companies don’t fuck around with NDAs.

Oh, like how Destiny had a 10 year plan? Ughhh

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wow just realized today that the new spiderman game comes in 5 days
so hyped

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ā€œRockstar Equestrian Simulator 2k19.ā€
ā€œBeautiful game, but mostly just saw horse riding simulator. Very difficult to stay awakeā€¦ā€
ā€œI may have fallen asleep very brieflyā€

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pretty hilarious.

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The only negative I had about red dead.

I really just hate riding a horse in any fucking game to be honest.

The horse steers itself…

You mean like how various endings were promised for Mass Effect 3? How Casey Hudson said there would not be A, B, and C endings. Then the game had a A,B, and C endings. My trust level in Bioware is minimal at best.

Damn. VC Remastered was on sale for $12 on PS4 and I just bought it. I probably would have waited if I’d known this. Still on the fence about which version of VC4 I’m buying.

Shadow of the Colossus had best horse of all time.

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may we all be blessed in knowing thy name of this legendary orc so that our children, and our children’s children, can sing songs about his courage and wit?

don’t worry, im sure he will reappear wence you least expect, to come and save you from near death like Lancealot saved Arthur. count on it.

sheeeeit, I hate that I didn’t have a picture or save a vid of that Legendary orc follower in action now… it may have been something like ā€œGruk the Fearsomeā€ or something. I had also granted him a poison effect for his weapon, which was a spear. Yeah, hopefully he will show up again in another battle. Meanwhile, I need to start saving up that currency to upgrade another to Legend status… I still have 2 more ā€œOriginalā€ Legends from the lootbox days.

I hit up some Gears 4 a little while ago and noticed ā€œFeral Hordeā€ was up; I had never played this variant before… it’s automatically set to Hardcore difficulty, and apparently features more aggressive enemies… surprisingly I was in a group of random folks that were in it for the long haul…everyone was on point playing their roles so we kinda sailed all the way to Wave 50 with hardly any problems—the shit was beautiful. I was one of 2 Heavies, and we had a good Scout and Engineer, and 1 guy playing Soldier. Sheeeeit, once I got that Dropshot it was SO on. My heavy with the dropshot is a goddamn monster out there…it’s one of the weapons Heavy gets a bonus on, and that damage is soooo nasty.

edit— ah, so Martyr can go fuck itself then… this Chaosbane Warhammer game looks much better to me, annnnd so far I don’t see any mentions of it requiring you be online, unlike Martyr… (that shit really does make me want to punch something…next thing ya know there will be a new version of TETRIS that requires an online connection… or an Arcade Classics Collection with shit like QBert, Centipede, Ikari Warriors, etc… REQUIRING online…yeah fuck that and fuck whoever makes games like that requiring a connection for no fucking reason at all. Eat a thousand bowls of shit, stupid cunts.)

Dynasty warrior horses, are best horses.

Last game I played with horse riding was Breath of the Wild…I prefer to run everywhere.

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If I DO get DQ11, I am totally riding my horse everywhere.

I wish it were a Saber-Cat, or a wolf, or something else - but dammit all if I’m not riding my horse.

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Horse Hating HEATHENS!

The horse in MSGV was pretty awesome. D-dog is the best helper.

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