Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

The Great Ace Attorney will have Sherlock Holmes and Watson as major characters. Watson will be a eight year old girl. She still an MD though


Nick’s Ancestor teaming up with the World’s Greatest Detective? Wait, what the hell is Sherlock doing in Meiji Era Japan?

The same reason why LA got spirit channeling dojos, women walking around in kimonos and animals can serve as witnesses in court.

Well that would be fine if it were a translation thing…but this seems to be going down in the Japanese version so…yeah.

First look at Sherlock and Watson in the The Great Ace Attorney

Arthur Conan Doyle must be rolling around in his grave :lol:

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The bigger question is why are people still linking to shitty ass Kotaku?

STOP GIVING THEM HITS.

I’ll point it out again (though that comic is funny as hell) that this is going on in the OG game and not the translation.

Unless Capcom Japan ALSO wants to jump in the “Nick is in LA” business, which would be hilarious.

i love how people are so anti kotaku. i don’t see what they do wrong.

its fluff pieces, and borderline “reporting”, but straight video game sites are boring and don’t often update nearly as frequently. fluff is fluff, but when your industry isn’t teaming with new 24-7, then fluff is more than acceptable.

The people i know who dislike kotaku think that some of the writers are bullshit, but dissenting opinions never really bother me. I listen to sports talk radio and my favorite shows to listen to are the ones that go against grain and often have opinions that differ from me.

the reason why i linked kotaku? it was the easiest article for me to find about it. and it was linked on facebook via a producer from sony.

so yeah. I’m not sure what your reasoning is, but war against kotaku feels like misplaced nerd rage.

Just quit while you’re behind like you got hit with 3 red shells by 8th place Wario.

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…looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool !!!

I would love for the Japanese canon to take place in the US too. USA as Japan is too hilarious to pass up.

Those clickbait headlines are amazing. Please post more of them. I’m serious.

You’ve already been served by @orochizoolander and @ExposedD, but here comes the Blue Shell to finish your ignorant ass…

Kotaku and its ilk have been waging a war against the very people they exist to protect. REAL Journalists have a responsibility to draw the line, to BE the line where the truth and corporate double-speak intersect.
When every “news story” is yet another click-bait article taking a shit on all male gamers, or some other SJW agenda pushing piece, you lose your right to be taken seriously as “journalists.”

So yeah, in closing,

FUCK KOTAKU. FUCK STEPHEN TOTILO. AND FUCK A GULLIBLE, GLAD-HANDING ENABLER OF TROLLS AND SYCOPHANTS. KISS THE BLACKEST PART OF MY ASS AS YOU PROCEED ON YOUR WAY TO OBLIVION.

There’s your nerd-rage… Go post that shit on Twitter and cry for Kotaku to come save you.

Oh and this might be my favorite one: Ubisoft uses a sexy model to sell it’s game, then Kotaku tries to put Ubisoft on blast for it…by using the same sexy model to promote it’s article :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

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Let it be known on page 113 Subt-L became one of if not the dumbest poster on GD :rofl: :lol:

:lol: And yes people those are real articles :rofl:

Those clickbait articles are a mixture of tabloid magazines and Weekly World News that are at the check outs at the grocery stores, so fucking ridiculous. Do people actually read these things?!

Man, that Patricia Hernandez really likes to make some shitty articles.

Yes, there are idiots that read that shit and believe it to be a good source of information… See that dumbass a few posts up.

Now please, everyone, for the sake of all that is good, STOP LINKING TO KOTAKU. They don’t deserve to make one red cent ever again.