Video Game General 2.0: Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Remasters And Ports

We should all make our own videogame review site since VG journalism has hit rock bottom.
I would hire Po to specifically review games from Capcom and Ninja theory.
I would be rich after a month…Could probably retire and move somewhere close to the beach.

Why would you do that? Are you trying to kill me?

I’d be dead of an aneurysm two games in.

Na i wouldn’t want that , ma nagguz !
Would be fun articles to read DOE :coffee:

I’ve actually thought about doing a Youtube show before.
But after seeing dudes like PewDiePie and DSP make complete idiots of themselves for(admittedly huge sums) quick cash-ins, I realized that much like my posts here, people would completely ignore the intelligent things I say and only latch onto the FUCK CAPCOM portions.

Well when the FUCK CAPCOM portion of the post is the largest part of the post since it’s in all caps and in bold, it’s hard not to focus on it. Mayhaps the “FUCK CAPCOM” portions of your posts are about as intelligent as Pewdiepie and DSP videos, you know someone flailing around doing the same shit over and over despite no one caring anymore. You are the cause of the attention you get. Maybe if you laid off on your crappy gimmick and went back to being a normal dude people would pay attention to you again.

Just a hunch Po.

Last year I remember somebody around here proposed to me that I should do game reviews or something. I dont fucking remember. I thought about it but I dont have any of the shit I need to do it.

FUCK CAPCOM ain’t going anywhere until I get that apology for DmC… So, yeah, kinda stuck with it.

Me going on rage-filled rants I will try to do less of, but I live in a world where people think its okay to create a narrative that paints all gamers as misogynistic pieces of crap, developers would charge you to access the damn title screen if they could*(and we’re almost there)*, and everyone but me seems to be okay with it…
This is why I seem to be almost always pissed at something in this industry, because no one else seems to care enough or know enough history to be angry themselves.

You shouldn’t be angry AT me, you should be angry WITH me…

Po you should go for it imo! grab a decent mic and a cam. I imagine it would be something like what this guy does :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOLt51-8Dzs

Not everyone agrees with this guy but he gets alot of views regardless , and that’s what pays that guys rent.
I can see you gathering popularity rather fast by ranting not just about games , but alot of things in life…
kinda like what James Rolfe did with “you know whats bullshit?” etc.

We are angry with you Po, but some of us are getting angry at you as well because you keep sweeping us all together into one big lump some of people. You’re doing the same thing those shitty journo’s have been doing with the misogyny thing, but instead it’s us buying and enjoying games YOU don’t like, and some of us are getting tired of it. Go on your rants man, but be aware of who is getting caught in the cross fire and why those people would be mad at you for it. Just because I buy something you may not be into, or have a problem with on some level doesn’t make me some corporate shill, or some guy out to ruin gaming because I think Point & Click TellTale games are just as gamey as any other kind of game.

The Fuck Capcom thing isn’t going anywhere obviously, I’m simply pointing out to you that you can’t CAPALIZE AND BOLD A STATMENT REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AND THEN GET MAD WHEN THAT’S THE PART OF YOUR POST THAT DRAWS PEOPLES ATTENTION, YOU’RE ARE CAPPING AND BOLDING SPECIFICALLY TO DRAW PEOPLES ATTENTION, MUCH LIKE A NEWS HEADLINE. IT’S YOUR FAULT THIS IS WHAT THEY LATCH ONTO, YOU MAKE SURE IT’S THE MOST ATTENTION DRAWING PART OF THE POST. That’s the whole point of capping and bolding, people latching onto this is your own damn fault, you can’t complain about it after the fact.

Also Devs have ALWAYS charged us to access the title screen, that point makes no fucking sense.

Also I’d probably watch your Youtube channel so long as it’s well done and not just ranting, screaming and yelling :tup:

Oh man that sidebar of headlines in the one image.

“Why The Next Portable Nintendo Game Wouldn’t Work on an iPhone” is my personal favourite.

Po has become what he hates, he’s become the clickbait

That almost makes as much sense as someone being a … feminist apologist ?

back to twitter with yer shit ass.

Not quite. I walk a very fine line, and sometimes I may cross over, but I always come back. He who fights monsters and all that…

@crotchpuncha, you what I mean about charging to see the title screen-- Because a little text box will pop up asking you to insert your cc info to continue past that… Mobile games are already there, pretty much.

Link to Capcom making a new Megaman game. To be shown at TGS.

Po, its finally happening

I have never played a game that has asked me to do this before I play said game. It’s either an F2P game, to which I expect this to be an issue but have still been able to play, it’s crap, or I paid for it up front like I always have and then I played the game. I’ve never had a little text box pop up on a game I have paid for asking me to pay more money in order to play the game I already paid for. I dunno what you’ve been playing, but I’ve never gotten one of those little text boxes at the title screen unless it was an F2P game in which case I’ve still been able to play without paying.

I’ve had to pay for all my PS3 games before I was allowed to even see the start screen for example.

What games have you paid for, gotten home, and then had to pay again just to play? Don’t say DLC, you get to play the game whether you buy the DLC or not.

http://i.minus.com/iIwMFIewL5UHf.gif

I was thinking of doing the exact same thing :stuck_out_tongue:

EDIT: Goddammit crotch, 6 minutes ahead. Now I have to edit my post for context & am stuck with that red-text of shame below. /OCD

Stare into the abyss yadda yadda.

BTW anyone play the Megaman Legends 3 Prolouge fangame yet? Not that interested in it personally due to being ANOTHER 8-Bit fangame personally. More interested in Megaman Ciel and Megaman X Virus.

Man not even a fan of SAO but they did this game dirty, which sucks because the first game was actually fun despite being SAO

How DARE you say anything SAO is good.

Everything attached to this series is automatically shitty.

Kirito in MvC2 will make it suck, just cause hes in it