How can today’s teens die to the first Goomba in Mario Bros. when they can probably score over 100 in Flappy Bird? I can’t even break double digits in the latter game.
None of that made me feel old though. Technology gets old over time. Hand the teenagers in 20 years a smartphone from today and they’ll be asking where are the 3d holograms and why they’re so bulky and still made of plastic.
I started playing shit that I was playing as a teen. I have no idea how I was doing half of this shit. Commandos has to be the most fucking tedious game that I have ever played. take out boat, get in boat, get in boat, get in boat, drive that fucking upriver, get out boat, get out boat, get out boat, run over there, run over there, run over there, lay the fuck downx3, oh shit go grab the boat, run over there, lay the fuck down before the gunboat passes.
All while trying to click those small ass icons because I am not playing in 800x600.
True story: I died on the first Goomba my first time playing 
. And it wasn’t a quick death either, little bastard literally slowly forced me into the corner (so essentially I made negative progress because I died past the starting point). I must’ve been like 5, & I figured since left/right on the dpad moved you side-to-side, up must naturally make you jump. Never occurred to my reptilian brain to try those two, giant red buttons on the right.
What is blasphemous is that you think there is a First Lady of X series.
Who gives a shit? No one. Either that character is part of the series or not, is he or she a main protagonists or a minor NPC.
Princess Peach Toadstool isn’t more than an after though until Super Mario Bros 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan). She isn’t a character she is scenery.
Daisy came up in the Game Boy game Super Mario Land (as a plot point in the game story) and was forgotten about until Nintendo needed to fill their rosters in the Mario Party and Mario Sports games.
Back to Resident Evil. Jill is one of the two protagonists in the original game and the sole protagonists in the 3rd. Claire appeared in Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil Code Veronica.
Who cares Jill has more cameo appearances in various cross over games or got brainwashed then made into a minor villain in Resident Evil: Call of Duty Edition… I mean Resident Evil 5.
You are just as bad as those internet retards who gets offended someone has the same favorite female character as you and they can’t touch or even look at your Waifu.
At least you weren’t “hide the knives” retarded like me; I was running into the goombas TO die, because I liked the little theme that played when it happened. I found it funny. I was 5 too.
Asian broad in that video playing Punch-Out = Delicious.
*It’s great to laugh at their struggles in that game though. The new generations should indeed go through a bit of that “boot camp” and struggle with old cheap-ass shit from back in the day. Break their spirits down even further eventually with the trump card… goddamn Battletoads. Yeah, see how they deal with that.
That shit was hard but I got the rhythm down as I got older. That fucking ninja turtle water level is still as hard to me as it was as a child. Even if teens today try that they will never know the devastation of being a kid who gets locked out of your favorite cartoon character’s game because you are shit. Hell, I remember being like 12 beating the ren and stimpy game by the skin of my fucking teeth thinking “never again…”.
Growing up more or less hating all things Nintendo, that video wasn’t depressing… it was a juicy steak.
On the other hand, a snapback-wearing zitface saying “What’s a Sega?” would cut deep.
Is The Last of Us worth getting if you’ve already seen all the cutscenes to the game and Survival Horror isn’t really your cup of tea to begin with? In the distant future I might buy the remastered edition when I pick up a PS4.
You might wanna duck… You don’t question the Golden Goose.
Not necessarily a “survival horror” game, but…I’d say it’s worth it. Especially if you haven’t actually played it for yourself.
Reminds me of a 5 year old im watching over that tosses his puck into his own goal in air hockey while giving me the most diabolical grin i’ve seen, only matched by
I was paying for this kid’s game in the arcade against his older brother too :mad:
I feel that The Last of Us is a game worth playing. Don’t make the same mistake I did and invest in shiv skill. Fuck clickers!
I finished Walking Dead season 2 over the weekend and man…
When it came down it…I shot Kenny. I felt the nigga was too unstable, and after all he’s been through, i would rather the nigga be put to rest so he doesn’t have to suffer, and I ended up going with Jane, and i didnt let that wack ass family in our camp.
For some reason the emotions didn’t hit me as hard this season. even with the choice I made…I didn’t feel bad until a day a later, and after seeing the other possible endings. I’m still not sure if what I did was right or wrong. While season 1 legit made me cry. This one’s ending really made me question my morals and decision making for a situation like this.
According to the internet, you got the second worst ending. All endings are as follows, with my own little titles to accompany them
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Ride together, die together: Let Jane die. Go to Wellington and refuse to enter. Walk away with Kenny and AJ
The Gamble: Let Jane die. Go to Wellington and enter an uncertain future.
Coldblooded bitch: Let Jane die. Afterwards, shoot Kenny anyway.
Carver’s footsteps: Shoot Kenny. Forgive Jane, and let the family into the camp.
No trespassers: Shoot Kenny. Forgive Jane, tell the family to fuck off.
Lone Wolf: Shoot Kenny. Don’t forgive Jane and walk away on your own.[/details]
The first one on that list is the one I personally like the most. The second one got the most tears. The rest are in no particular order.
That’s not too far off, if not there already, I’d imagine. Sucks but what can you do.
Service Games 4 Life.
Looking bad on my ending I feel a bit bad. Because I liked both people but I didn’t make my choice out of anger or etc. But I had I would say equal bonds with the people but for diff reasons. Which ending did you get
[Spoiler=]I ended up shooting Kenny too but I ditched Jane. Not only was her plan stupid she endangered the baby to do it. Leaving a newborn alone in a car with zombies everywhere isn’t dumb or anything. Can’t roll with someone that careless and would go so far to prove a point. From the ending I got Clem will be fine on her own.[/details]
I wanna start The Walking Dead Season 2 but I’ll be playing it on the Vita and im not sure if all the episodes are on it yet. Are there 5 episodes? I think the Vita only has 4.
There are five episodes. It’s odd that the vita version of No Going Back isn’t out yet.