Ultimate Salt - Nerfs you are looking FORWARD to in UMvC3

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Whew. Thank you for the Wolverine nerf capcom.

Too bad he cant do it in the air.

Nerf Trish’s hands nao Capcom.

Didn’t Arthur get a new move? I think he managed to come out unscathed when it comes to nerfs (if anything was nerfed about him, then my faith in Capcom would have fallen by just a bit more).

These past few pages have got me crackin up, from Uma Therman’s man hands to people getting mad when someone types in negro fashion. Thank you SRK!

Negro Fashion? What did I miss?

This. Methinks not enough people have played against bad Chun-Li’s and don’t realize how irritating Wolverine with a mashable is going to be.

I think I’ll still lose because i’ll be busy in a constant state of laughter.

I disagree, the top tiers are still debatable sans phoenix regarding their order in their strength
At the end of the day when people aren’t doing impossible combos, wesker is the one surviving the tod combos, not dante, not magneto, not phoenix etc. He has plenty of tools that are different from dante’s, and they are both fucking stupid characters

Wesker being the weakest of the god tiers does not make him anything less than total bullshit…

So wait if I’m grasping the trolls correctly (or incorrectly, as they wish me to):

  1. Dante
  2. Wolverine
  3. Phoenix
  4. Wesker

Hmmm… To properly respond to this would take Photoshop work that isn’t worth effort wasted.

But to sum it all up, I’m doing something that sounds a little like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

I’d like a few of you to join me. Also, I’d really like this thread to get back on topic.

What are NERFs you are salty/happy over? Or buffs your salty/happy over in some cases? Rather than characters in general.

I’ll start, Tron fire is one thing to nerf, but on a character who already struggles to get in, the j.H nerf was a step too far. They really hurt Tron on point. Servbot speed is useless, doesn’t change what they can and can’t be used for much, or really at all. If anything Tron should’ve gotten more ways to get in OR should’ve had her beacon bombs (the paralyzing marker gun) get really fast so she could actually catch people with them. They really killed this character. For no good reason except a few whiners. Salty Salty.

Now y’all try.

This arguing just shows why I like this game so much. The characters are good. LOL.

I hope they are nerfing simple characters like hulk, cap, thor, chun, wesker etc because those characters are boring as hell to watch. Ppl complain that dante, magneto, ammy are seen too often or too powerful but you have to admit, they are fun as hell to watch.

You want them to nerf bad characters? Huh, that’s a very interesting point of view. Chun li is not really simple at all. Lightining legs is nice but mashing them is not effective at a decent level of play. She actually requires some pretty good execution, and it can be very difficult to approach with her.

Yeah I know about her execution but every combo vid of Chun Li I watched is super boring. All of them consists of lightning legs. In an actually match, all u see players do is cross over lighting legs. X-factor lighting legs. Lighting legs assists. No spinning bird kick. up kicks. Fireball spam. Even with those she still is extremely boring to watch. I’m not questioning her execution of her combos. All I see are normals jump normals lightning legs. I think some agree with me that she has the longest air combos but are the most boring to watch.

What is this shit?

First of all Thor is my current Main. If you think Thor is a Simple character that lets me know you have never played the character. Pick him up and try to win a few matches tell me how simple that is.

So basically he wants all the characters who aren’t pleasing to watch do stuff get nerfed to fuck so that no one dares use something he finds boring/simple?

What the Nazi Purist?

Hey I didn’t mean its simple to win. He’s a simple character and thats the problem. He most of his tools really suck. If they are going to buff him, then they need to give him more tools and buff existing tools. I was dissapointed when they revealed the thor gameplay trailer and I’m still dissappointed because he hasn’t evolved much since then. Its like capcom gave him a generic moveset from other characters except there bad. He has a generic projectile, grab, charge move (not the motion inputs), generic supers. Sure hes the only tank character with mobility but he’s the most non innovative character. Well actually not the most but close to it. the reason why he’s in the game is because he’s popular but it seemed like the developers barely worked on his concept.

Storm and Magneto put in half the work for cross ups and pokes and they get the same ol’ combos as Iron Man and then more. That’s what I meant by low reward. Dude needs a ToD, or better yet, a throw that’s easier to work with.

I knew it all along, you DO like Uma Thurman’s man hands.

On topic: I haven’t read up much on the incoming nerfs, and to be honest, I don’t really care to know until the game hits the streets. Wait no… Let me take that back. There is one nerf when I heard/read it that I couldn’t help but piss my pants in joy. Here’s a big ol’ fuck you to Wesker, the unpunishable magic series, 6H j.2H spam bot and his now shit-tastic life. Eat it Wesker players.

Aww someone’s bitter methinks.

Bitter doesn’t even begin to justify my hatred for Wesker. I’d rather face Dante any day knowing that they have to play a poke game and connect off of it than watch another overhead teleport off of a random pistol thanks to the wonderful frame lag attached to almost everything in this game but Wesker. Not to mention his ****ing pistol input is a silly 6H, with a button press teleport that follows, able to utilitze his full-jump 5C (Or is it 5D?) which puts everyone in a ridiculous hit-stun and allows him to ground combo afterwards without need to even worry if he’s going to be punished or not.