Ultimate Salt - Nerfs you are looking FORWARD to in UMvC3

THIS. Fucking cock tease. Wesker’s about to get his rape on and she has to deny that shit with whiff cancel.

If you flail your hands around like how people mash her jabs…you’d have man hands too (if you’re a girl anyway lol)

Heck yeah, I have to work my nuts off to make Cap look good. I can’t help but grin at the buffs he’s getting and laugh at the higher tier shinanagans fall by the waist line. Possibly by the slimest chance others who get UMvC3 will think they have to work to make a character look good, but that’s wishful thinking.

Oh but wait, we are now encouraged to mash in hyper combos rofl This stuff can’t get any better than that. I love Capcom

This, though I think it was intentional since she was designed after Uma Thurman.

I keep saying this but people choose to ignore it. :stuck_out_tongue:

I can’t really tell if Uma Thurman’s hands are man-sized, but there’s no doubting they look manly.

Hah! That’s so true!

I think the only reason Trish’s hands are only an issue when she’s in camera angles that make her more noticeable.

I mean, compare this picture of Uma Thurman

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…to this one:

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http://www.fashiontrendsetter.com/accessories_images/TAG_Heuer/Uma-Thurman.jpg

Hey now, calm your shit. Rage/Sodium like this ain’t good for the body. And baiting isn’t good for forums. Someone already made a point out of “Wesker is just as bad as Dante” so now I don’t have anything to point out to generate salt-flying in this here salt thread. But I do get to say this: With Wesker Godly Command normal guns>teleport, Wesker is probably one of if not the best characters for punishing Dante’s spacing attempts with the least effort possible, especially since Wesker can easily one touch death Dante with a good ABC no problem. If you can’t stop Dante with Wesker, assuming the other guy isn’t just totally out of your league, then its on you, not the characters, since your working with a favorable matchup while using Albert “Cannot Be Zoned” Wesker.

But, as I said before, people will hold their opinions. I already went in depth on my thoughts on Dante, and of both his strengths and weaknesses. Cheap/Broken is not the title. But if that’s your belief I can’t change it. And I won’t bother. Silly to waste time like that. Still, I will admit, people’s salt about a lot of the cast (mostly the people who think Dante is greater or equal to Wolvie/Phoenix, Hulk s.H is derpy, just the common misconceptions gone wrong) get me salty fast. I can deals with it though.

damn! ok now i see it and it cannot be unseen…fuck

Me too man, me too…

I’m looking forward to the Iron Man nerf, this character was fucking broken, he really needed his nerf.

Thank you Capcom.

Iron Man supposedly got some more capabilities added to his air dash, but removing his double jump was not needed imo.

Not sure if serious

Really? I mean, are you honestly serious about that statement?

I don’t even… Somebody… What the hell makes you think a high-execution low-reward character is broken?

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

In this topic: Broken Sarcasm Detectors. Perhaps all the salt has stopped them from functioning properly.

Reward isn’t one of the problems with IM… but there are plenty.

I’m going to second this. But honestly I don’t blame them. People have salt over the stupidest stuff some times, and this thread is a testament to that, more than anything else.

Well, you guys have convinced me. I’m salty about Uma Thurman’s hands.

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***CAPCOMMM!!! ******>:( *