TN Thread: Dolls, Tekken Noob Bowl, Bawse Battles, MWC EVO Quals .. whachugot?

I don’t think anyone is getting mad about it, he’s hyping himself up more but I fail to see how eventually losing $20-60 to people makes him a troll…that’s the troll; he ends up losing his money in the end…

Since apparently MM’s that we know are pointless/easy are the topic of the evening

-I challenge all of mid TN in Tek MMs take your pick of FTX for however much
-I challenge all of mid TN to dog training MMs; I dare you to actually procure a dog better trained than my oldest Rott that you actually trained
-I challenge all of mid TN to actually be funnier than Fly Mike
-I challenge all of Mid TN to a wrestling match with my oldest pitbull. Last longer than 10 mins without basically passing out and you win
-I challenge all of Mid TN to spontaneously turn more gay that Lycan

Wow this is easy and yet still pointless.

Everyone here knows Gabe is either the worst or second worst in all of these games. Plenty of you have seen vids of his play or heard the rest of us talking about it. Getting excited about MMing him is ridiculous outside of the Richard v Gabe thing which has been “on the books” for ever and is actually funny including the shoes match.

FT5 in War Gods for your socks.

I’m renaming Memphis to “TJ Maxx” because when I roll in, I build a wardrobe from tears.

Man tears.

Boy would I ever lose this one (good thing we don’t live in MidTN)!! I still need to pm you for dog advice. :slight_smile:

If you’re talking about me, than this is pretty much just a straw man. If gabe doesn’t want to money match me, then that’s fine, but he kind of put a target on his back with his image on here (which is probably the reason for the excitement), now don’t get me wrong, I want to play with gabe, money match or not. I for one have never seen him play, so I just asked for a money match simply because of the way he represents himself on here.

money match for 911 Chicken…

Josh needs to money match for some orange chicken from Panda Express, lol.

rofl

So I get to meet a bunch of random TNA wrestlers tomorrow, like Mickie James, Kurt Angle and Hulk Hogan. How this happened, I’ll never know.

I got to go to some backstage things when I worked at Tips & Tricks…I remember getting to meet Stacey Kiebler (sp?) and that big guy that was a pro wrestler that went to MMA and was undefeated until recently (also was a college wrestler, looks gigantic…I think he was on the cover of Smackdown 2008 or something)

You met Stacy Keibler?! Man, that is one woman I’d love to meet. THOSE LEGS

Brock Lesnar was the one you couldn’t think of.

One of the guys who is shoutcasting Marvel at Powerup looks exactly like Bishop. I’ll edit with a SS if they show his face again.

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Spoiler

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God, Stacy Keibler.

Give Mickie James a sloppy tongue kiss for me Astaroth k thx.

So ugh Mickey is actually out from round my and my wife’s way. The list of stuff that has been sloppy in her mouth is about 6ft long real talk.

You used to work at Tips & Tricks? That’s cool! I used to love that magazine!

…back when I read magazines.

…back when Tips & Tricks was still a magazine.

That’s right. He looked like a freaking tank. I think the only other sports celebrities I met on these weird events were Antoine Walker, Shaq, and Derek Jeter (who I asked if he would let the Red Sox win for once; this was back in 2003 during Spring Training the year of the Game 7 wtf Yankees 11th inning madness)

I worked there for 8 years as a Senior Editor writing strategy guides and doing Select Game Previews, Tournament Report, and managing an Arcade hi-score section (short lived) but Tournament Report has a lot of articles in it covering the fighting game community…at one point we really were the only magazine promoting events, we even had a calendar for all majors and minor tournaments, essentially free advertising…after that I worked at NubyTech and Pelican (now PDP) making arcade sticks and controllers and various other weird peripherals…I can’t believe it’s been that long that I’ve been away from the magazine though, I stopped working there 7 years ago…

Ok I’m going to do some real talk…

Aight Josh, lets get real here man. You want to Money Match me because you figure I am easy money. And thats fine. But don’t say you want to MM me because of the way I represent myself here. That is not true homie. In fact I have stopped issuing MM challenges. The MM I participated in Wednesday was a challenge issued to me that I accepted.

I mean, I just find it odd that we have four solid players here in Memphis that can play just about every game played here in the state, and out of those four, two of them LOVE money matches (Majin and Shin). Yet when they roll through and challenges are issued, silence befalls the thread. Marcus comes in here and challenges Pat and he only has $10 to do a match. If that I had been me, any amount I mentioned would have been agreed to because “Im g’teed” paying up.

And PLEASE read Josh and Sev’s post again for some more real talk. lol

But yea Josh I don’t see the benefit of you playing me outside of getting paid but I tell you what, since you seem so eager to MM me, I will play you in either SF4 or SF x Tekken. You choose and you can pick any character you want. Get paid kid, get paid.

All you other Nashville slaws can get bricks! I’m doing no more challenge matches! Lycan is hungry though. Feed him some MMs! And maybe some tortas!

That the one that wooped my ass like 5 times that night at your place when I decided to sit on the floor?

Also GG’s to everyone at Cale and thanks to Cale for having me. Fuck King.

We need to have another ft10 sometime Jake… but probably more like ft 5 since ft 10’s take like 90 minutes in KOF. I’ll make sure to know combos with Kim by then, and I’m sure you’ll have beni down. I gotta work on my meter management, that’s one thing you got over me for sure.