The Worthless Bitches thread

Damn, u mad? :rofl:

I’d hit a cripwalk to this if there thread was still around. A shame it had to go. I will post up more on this in a bit.

Uh, Lacus was hella useful for the obvious fact that she had every mobile suit factory, government head and secret police chief on her speed dial. That girl controlled the fucking universe and nobody even noticed. Scratch that, they noticed, but they didn’t care because a world run by Lacus is apparently a happy one. :rofl:

Kimahri was my 2nd favorite character:sad:

Almost forgot about his “I believe I can fly” jump in SMB2 :lol:…

  • Jagi from Hokuto no Ken, just wasn’t manly enough…
  • Shinji from Evangelion, no explanation needed
  • Penelo from FFXII, un-important little sis character
  • Kairi from Kingdom Hearts, see above
  • Colette from Tales of Symphonia see above
  • Lulu from FFX, oh wait :rofl:
  • Nobody from One Piece (srsly)
  • Everyone in FFVIII besides Zell, Quistis, and Laguna’s crew

I dunno, her not coming out immediately and saying “That bitch ain’t me” when Durandal tried to pull off that faux Lacus move was pretty damn stupid.

Oh, and Shinn beating Kira didn’t mean much at all, considering Kira wasn’t even trying to kill him and was more preoccupied with getting to the Archangel. It’s like counting the Itachi vs. Sasuke fight as a win for Sasuke. :rofl:

The lil’ homey got ROFLstomped as soon as Kira rolled up on him with Strike Freedom, let alone when Athrun completely tooled him in Infinite Justice.

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IIRC, her and Kira were getting the proper people informed of what was going on while she was hiding out after Gil tried to off her. She only came out and called out Gil on his bullshit when it was safe to do so and she had the evidence to bust his ass.

Worthless=Cheng Sinzan from Fatal Fury 2. S/He’s some type of piece of fuck that can do tai-chi, sizzurp and jerk off at the same time. Beat it.

Worthless= Chip from Sonic Unleashed. I’ve never met a shitly-colored squirrel with insect wings and I never would like to. Chip HAS to change his name, close his eyes and fuck himself for breathing american air, or he’ll end up like Cheng

Whoa there, Colette was way important due to the Cruxis Crystal and the Journey of Regeneration. Lloyd and them wouldn’t have even left town if not for her. Now Raine, that is a bossy, useless bitch.

As for FFVIII…lol? Squall, Rinoa and Laguna = important. Everyone else…lol. Hell, Selphie is more important than effing Quistis is; at least she has the “I Win” button known as The End:

  1. Get Selphie’s Limit Break
  2. Use Selphie’s Limit Break
  3. Open disc tray
  4. Roll The End
  5. Close tray
  6. Profit

FFVIII pro strats there. :pleased:

I know Shinn sucks, I’m just seriously trying to give him some credit. He obviously came up with some brilliant scheme and wasn’t just LOL KIRA NEVER KILLS ANYONE I CAN USE THAT TO MY ADVENTIJJ for six hours… right? >_>

I liked Shinn until they jobbed him out to the Yamato bandwagon hord.

As for Kira, come on now. We all know Setsuna is the real Jesus character. Heals the sick, stops fighting without fighting, Middle Eastern descent…Kira’s hax look well explained compared to the utter domination that was 00 Raiser. :lol:

Actually Rey came up with that plan for him after watching tapes of Kira’s old fights :rofl:

was anyone thinking Chiaotsu?

I mean, he was somewhat of a threat in Dragon Ball at first. Later he became a COMPLETE and TOTAL PUSSY.

ToS & FFVIII

[details=Spoiler] Colette was still kinda useless plot wise, she gets tossed aside because Mithos gets screwed over by Martel, besides Angel Wings and the Judgement spell she’s just a second banana, and I like Raine :mad: :lol:

As for FFVIII, Rinoa is a puppet (and a snob) and everyone is too damn introverted, they spent more time complaining than getting shit done, Selphie did have a good limit break tho’ imo[/details]

Colette can pwn Abyssion solo in like, a minute with Pow Hammer glitch. Pro strats.

And Rinoa was awesome. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, well…I stand corrected. My apologies.

My team was Tidus, Rikku, and Lulu. It’s a really defensive team, but it’s super effective.

Rachel Dawes from TDK. Why couldn’t the fall guy pull the gun on that bitch?

Rise from Persona 4. She doesn’t really bring anything to the table. Yeah, she can identify enemies’ weaknesses but Teddie could do that too. All she does is bait the MC into her pants and fake getting drunk for some half-assed story advancement.

My FFX team was Tidus/Yuna/Auron or Tidus/Yuna/Wakka. Humorously enough, Tidus, Yuna and Wakka were the most broken characters in the game. :rofl:

Rikku is the most broken character not only in Final Fantasy X, but in the history of the genre. I don’t want to derail the thread with details, but suffice it to say that Rikku allows the party to gain unshakable invincibility.

He got all up in Nastasha’s ass. Therefore he’s the best char in G.