And the classic, still-occasionally used phrase of offended disbelief:
“What-what-WHAT?!?”
And the classic, still-occasionally used phrase of offended disbelief:
“What-what-WHAT?!?”
Didn’t the girl in Jurassic Park have teh leet haxxor skills which ended up saving the day? The boy, yeah he was useless.
Goombella in GC Paper Mario is actually one of the best partners.
Man, this is the GOSPEL truth!!!
For the record, I’m one of those 4-6 Mai players. Her and King are the main two female KOF characters I actually bother to learn when it comes to the ever-changing KOF series. From the first one in '94 until this very day, I’ve never played against another Mai or king. one Yuri Vs Yuri in japan (which I lost) but my Mai has NEVER faced an evil twin, nor has King. Even the Japanese seem a bit confused when you use Mai on them. Her moveset is rather easy to counter, but NOBODY ever has to deal with a human-controlled competitive Mai. If I ever pick up the lastest Kof, I’ll go for her again. Why? To infuriate all who get beat by her. She is very useless as far as the line up goes, but to the psychological, she is certianly a tool of the trade.
EDIT: About the goombas…
Now that was some way back funny shit. My mom was even clowning on those things when she first saw one. (they’re the first enemy you run into on the first super mario bros.) She was like," is that a potato?" I imediately stopped the game and put in contra and handed my little brother the controller. There was no way in HELL I was gonna be able to do anything but die while laughing on that game after that.
-Starhammer-
well, I didn’t really arrange it in a best to worst. this is more like the “worst of” wing of the prison from a previous thread which caused my own hate to come forward.
-Starhammer-
This list fails without having Kirara from Samurai 7 on it. FUCK that useless cow.
I cosign on Kaoru. Tomoe fucking backstabbed Ken and was STILL more useful and a better character than Kaoru is. :mad:
Also, Nina from Gundam 0083, and Lynn Minmay. Fuck the both of them with iron pipes.
Oh yeah, and I KNOW you’re not gonna want to hear this…but your girl Hinata seriously needs to be on this list.
Her entire purpose is summed into “I want Naruto to like me”. She’s done nothing important to the story whatsoever other than jump in front of Pein in the last arc. That’s it. Sakura AND Tenten have actually done more than her. FUCKING TENTEN HAS DONE MORE. Let that sink in, and put all bias for the moeblob with the boobs aside. She personifies useless, WAY more than Fuu does.
Weegee has had a few moments of greatness, he was dope in SMB2.
Almost everyone from the Mario games has some moment where they do something useful, even Peach has her moments where she does cool stuff (being uber in SMB2, P Wings in SMB3, being good in the Mario Kart/sports games, etc.) so everyone does something…except fucking Waluigi. Fuck Waluigi. Rosalina was in one game and raped Bowser’s battleship and reformed the effing world. One game. What have you done, Waluigi?
THAAAANK YOOOU.
On a side note:
Yes, you all know I’m a huge geek now, but… Kujaku Mai (Mai Valentine) in Yu-Gi-Oh. Supposed to be a high tier female duelist, right? Except she hasn’t beat a character worth a damn. Once. The anime gave her a filler character to defeat, and she beat Pegasus offscreen in a filler arc. Otherwise, she’s a lousy sack of bitch.
Cagali Yula Attha (Gundam SEED Destiny), probably the princess with the least authority of all time. All she does is say “Stop fighting!” and then cry when no one does. Shinn Asuka may be a huge vagina, but at least he beat Kira Yamato (who basically became Jesus Christ in this series).
Sailor Jupiter… and she’s one of my favorite characters too in terms of personality and such. In a fight, the “physically strongest” Senshi sure has a way of being the first one to run stomachfirst into a fist and get knocked out. Joy.
I want to mention Chad from Bleach; but that’s not fair, since he actually does have some skills - WHEN he gets some screentime that is. Orihime on the other hand…she’s got the power to undo God’s work, and she hasn’t simply erased Aizen from existence why?
EDIT: @ Chi Chi: She raised two Saiyan children as a single mother, AND trained Goten to fight. Putting up with Goku’s numbskullery makes her worth more than Yamcha, Krillin and Chaotzu combined.
Saji and Louise (Gundam 00)-Watsed time out almost every damn episode with these two in the 1st season and what do they accomplish in season 2? Saji “pilots” in the 0 Raiser, which they show on 2 or 3 different occasions can autopilot to dock with 00. Louise kills Nena, who was a non-issue herself since the end of season 1, and with one of the best units in the series only slows down a couple of the gundam pilots in one episode. You literally could have written these two out and changed almost nothing
Shippo (Inuyasha)-I don’t think i need to elaborate here…
Subaru(.hack//sign)-Got her ass kicked by semi-stalker and went to cry to Tsukasa… THATS ABOUT IT. Pretty much everything else that could be atributed to her in the series is more due to Crim or Silver Knight.
Everybody except Jesus Yamato (Gundam SEED and Destiny)-Bonus points to Athrun in Destiny for getting the Savior Gundam and using it to do a couple transformation sequences, and then getting absolutely wrecked by Kira in about 5 seconds. For the Grandmaster of all gundam failure, though, it has to be This guy
Chloe (Stargate Universe)-My hatred for this bitch knows no bounds. I’d gladly continue the series from the alternate timesline where half the main characters die red-shirt style just to be rid of her
Cagali redeems herself a bit in that she actually DOES shit in about 1/2 her battles (decent backup with core fighter, Akatsuki).Shin?s fight with Kira wasn?t that much of an accomplishment when you consider how hard he sandbags in EVERY FIGHT unless someone dies in front of him. Not to mention how hard Athrun beasted on him in the end
Yeah, I wouldn’t make him as totally worthless as some people make him out to be.
He uhh…was the main villain in Mario DDR.
…Yeah, that’s not saying much. Nintendo still has no idea where to put him in a game of his own, so he shows up as a filler character in those misc. Mario games.
Rest of the lists sound about right.
Be a little fair, man, they just created that character so one of the T.M. Revolution guys could have a role on the show.
“Remember me for Ignited and Invooooooke…” dies
Oh yeah…everyone that mentioned someone from Bleach reminded me, that mofo Renji is as quoted by Azrael; “the eternal jobber”. Dude can’t buy a freakin’ win, he makes Ichigo look like Aizen by comparison. :lol:
This first contribution is a little more generic than most, but I’ve yet to see an exception, so I’ll stick with it.
Anime Filler Villains. You know by their very nature that they aren’t going to have any impact on the storyline or characters. They are all destined to fail and become completely forgotten by the time the main storyline picks back up, so it’s near impossible to feel anything for them as characters and unless you are able to completely suspend your disbelief, then you are going to constantly think about the futility of every action they take.
Scheris Adjani (from Scryed): If you have seen the series, then you know. She does nothing the entire series until the very end where she kills herself to bring someone else back to life. Her entire life and power was to become a 1-up for a main character.
I like you.
On topic:
Kimahri Ronso(Final Fantasy X): Did anyone ever use him? Be honest.
Kei Kishimoto(Gantz): God damn this chick was annoying. All she did was boss everyone around and strutted with her big boobs and crap.
Tea(Yu-Gi-Oh): Just shut up already about friendship! She can’t even play the card game right either.
Steal the suicide ability from Bombs and try to kill bosses with it. Guarantee he will be in every team you have from here on out.
I did, cause my method is to go as fast as possible with lowest lvl characters as I can. That way his high health made him a good choice.