this thread is devoted to those WORTHLESS characters. I’m only reposting from a previous thread, but the rules are simple:
You know of some worthless character who needs to get named and shamed? this is your thread. Lay the hate on em’!!! Lay it on em hord…
TenTen: (Naruto) Starting it off, We’re gonna get on this slamdance with one of the most popular anime of the time with one of the most worthless characters in that anime, TenTen. TenTen is indeed part of the upper echelon of worthless bitches having proven time and time again that she has an abundance of the qualities that makes her a worthless bitch. Little to no usefull traits to contribute to the team or the show, A mouth with NO off-switch, and a real deal sealer for a worthless bitch, a crush on a character that could probably care less if she gets raped by every available monster in random order while always trying to bring down another character who is actually BETER than her. Now, this particular worthless bitch has a unique ability. What is it? She is a true deadshot. She can hit a target 100 times in 100 tries. Pretty cool huh?
…NOT!!! Sorry, but you ain’t about SHIT!!! Why do I say this? BECAUSE EVERY-FUCKING-BODY CAN DO IT!! Itachi showed one of the best ones when he hit nine targets at once. One of them required redirecting a throwing knife with another throwing knife. EVERY SHOT HITS DEAD CENTER. As a general rule, Everyone in the series routinely blocks an opponets thrown projectile by launching one of their own. :wtf: That would be like blocking a bullet fired from one gun with a bullet fired from a similar gun. Worse yet, Sakura(yes, THAT Sakura) Once pinned a falling unconcious Naruto to a tree by throwing a throwing knife through his jacket WITHOUT hitting his body. Now, this would be bad enough, but it is worse. Worse? How can it get worse?
TenTen has yet to hit a damn thing. :wow: Her…“Fight” Against Temari was as hard to watch as it was funny. it was, if I’m right, the second quickest one-on-one in the chuunin exams. We knew it was done when she pulled out her ultimate jutsu and everybody just started eating ramen and popcorn. 
What really earned her a chair in my bottom-of-the-bucket list is her constant attempts to crap on one of my favorite characters and her own teammate, Rock Lee. “you can’t beat Neji! You can’t defeat Guy!! Stop running so fast!! You’re stupid!!! That’s lightning!! K-Mart sucks!!!” Bitch, that’s your Teammate. ENCOURAGEMENT BITCH! DO YOU SPEAK IT!? You can’t do shit alone, so you’d better damn well back up the ones who can!! Her continued devotion and stick-to-it-ness as a worthless bitch is what lands her here on this list.
Seele: (NGE)Now THIS is one useless pile of Manginas right here. What purpose did they serve? what the FUCK purpose did they serve? You’ve got this big room full of fucking…blocks. (They aparently sit behind these large black monolith looking blocks marked “Sound only”. I don’t know why. I don’t think I want to know why either), who apparently were the top guys behind the Human Instrumentality Project, who BITCH AND MOAN AT EVERY DECISION MADE BY Shinji’s dad and the crew, knowing FULL well that they are gonna sacrifice the whole lot of them AND humanity to this…“Tree of Life” garbage, AND EVERYBODY JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT??? If Shinji hadn’t bowed out at the end, we’d all be branches on that bitch.
Thankfully, we did get an alternate ending called End Of Evangelion which actually shows this happening. Thankfully again, Shinji pulls the plug and all is reset to normal…well, normal enough.
…And WHAT do you think happened when the ol’ universal reset button is pushed? Yep. Seele came back. Ready, willing, and able to bitch again. How do fucks like that get in charge is beyond me.
kyle’s mom(I never did know her name): (South park) I know, I know. South park isn’t exactly on par with the other shows in the list, but I couldn’t resist. FFS, this woman is such a bitch that there’s a song devoted ONLY to her. Cartman set that shit off Proper!. I was feeling shades of Boris Karloff’s “you’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch” on that shit. For those of you who watch the show, you know that Cartman was telling the truth the whole time. well, since she was meant to be a comedy bitch, I’ll let it rest at this for her.
Karou: (ruroni Kenshin\Samurai X)now THIS here is one, worthless, bitch. If you were opening a store where the product you sold was worthless bitches, This would be the piece you hang up in the window. It’s better than your bottom basement stuff, but it’s not the top shelf product. It’s that piece to show that your store is SERIOUS business and that the people who demand the best in a worthless bitch have found the right place.
Now, let’s get into the fun facts on one ms. Karou. One, she’s a teacher of a sword style called Hitten Ryu. Not bad! They didn’t let the ladies handle any blades bigger than the kitchen knives back in the samurai days, but here she is not only having learned to use a katana, but is also a teacher. Good JOB!
…And that is the END of the good news. Now, this particular bitch ends up befriending a man known Kenshin Himura. Or, as he was known to his fellow assassins of the time, Kenshin the manslayer. Manslayer? yeah. They weren’t the Japanese chapter of the boyscouts. They were judge, jury, and most certianly, Executioners. Now, mr. Himura has since turned over a new leaf and calls himself battosai, choosing to leave his bloody past behind. This poor soul ends up under the roof of karou, who unleashes a RELENTLESS bitch-storm on him at the drop of a hat. However, when actual trouble shows up, (and trust me, there’s trouble around EVERY corner in that show.) Karou’s mastery of the sword becomes apparent. I’m sure she had the same teacher as Wimp-lo from Kung pow: enter the fist. “she is an idiot with no tits, so we taught her the wrong ways of the sword, as a joke.” She learned her lessons well. As expected, It’s up to the guy she’s constantly pissing on to save her ass, which is at the bottom of more than 90% of all kidnappings in the series. If I were Battosai, I’d have shot the bitch and took over the school. Maybe her students (or student. I only ever saw one. ) will finally learn something.
Misa misa: (Death Note) Before she even opens her mouth, I felt that voice in my head gently whisphering,“COVER YOUR EARS!!! IT’S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!” Here’s an idea, ya dumb bitch. SHUT UP!!! You’re bitchin about the cops locking your ass up? You’re so upset that you can’t go to your nice, warm, plush wittle supermodel house and have to stay chained up in an 8 by 8 cell with your big, beautiful baby brown eyes covered? Afraid it might muss up yo hair? Your cellmate might think you got a purdy mouf? Guess what…YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GOING ALL ASIAN HITTLER ON THE PLANET AND HANDING PEOPLE’S SOULS OVER TO THE FUCKING DEATH GOD LEFT AND RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT THAN HAVING TO TAKE A DUMP ON CAMERA!!! And worse, We all know Light intends on putting her knee-deep in the coffin right along with the rest. Any chick with six ounces of mental awareness would have more sense than to get involved with this shit, but not our dear Misa. In defense of the Japanese females that I met, NONE of them have even acted REMOTELY as stupid as this. Not the grown women, not the teens, not even the little babies. NONE of them.
chi chi: (Goku’s worthless bitch of a wife from the Dragonball series) OMG!!! Now we’re getting along to the creme de la crap of the lot. This is one of the worst of the lot. She could be compared to the Mos Eisley cantina from the Star Wars movie. “A worse hive of scum and villany…” This one is legend among the higher ranks of worthless bitches. All she EVER does is bitch at Goku. I swear. If she’s on-screen ten seconds, that means she’s been bitching at Goku for 9.5 of them. It’s like she never grew up one damn second after she showed up on screen. Always bitching about the slightest thing, whether it’s Goku’s fault or not. If that’s not enough, the second their son Gohan was born, he got to share in the all-you-can-eat platter of bitch pudding along side of dear ol’ dad.
Of course, to be a worthless bitch you have to not only be a bitch, but also WORTHLESS. She’s got that in spades. Other than bitching, I can’t see one other power that she has. As many, if not all of you know, Goku is one of the strongest warriors in the Dragonball universe. On a constant basis, he has to go whoop galactic-level ass, which has grown into a family buisness of sorts with his son. Now, considering the seriousness of such a thing added in with the lack of people able to defend the Earth against the likes of a Freiza, cell, brolly, etc, you’d think she would be thankful that such people are here. NO. This bitch is worried about her son geting an education. Remember what I said about the bitching moms earier? Yeah. This is THAT situation. I swear. The second they get back from saving the world, she starts in on them. Just before they leave, she starts in on them. Over breakfast, she starts in on them. No fucking WONDER they climbed into the Time chamber. Three years bitch free? I’d have set that sumbitch for a month and hoped to find some chick trapped in there to help make some new sayjins with. The next time they gather the dragonballs, maybe they should think about using one of those wishes to send her to the Home For Infinite Losers…Permenantly.
Fuu: (samurai Shamploo) What’s with THIS bitch? :wtf: um, you wanna globetrot all over Japan looking for some guy who smells like sunflowers, and you somehow manage to run across two of the best sword-swingers in the land and get them to help you do your smelly work? What, they didn’t have…I dunno…BLOODHOUNDS? Stop getting in the way of men’s buisness!!! Furthermore, if they wanna go smash a piece of tail every now and then, you ain’t got shit to say about it, okay? You’re buisness, the booty call is pleasure. They know the difference, you should learn.
Sakura: (Naruto) Oh yes. You KNOW this one was coming. The bitch I hate more than possibly any other in all of anime, Sakura. To start, You know this shit is horrible when not only a member of your team, but several other characters, including your teacher (In this case, my main man Special K) Tells you that you’re worthless, and you STILL don’t get the point. C’mon now, She ended up getting training by one of the three legendary ninja, Some would say because of a blooper during a filler arc, and you’re STILL garbage. I would say how COMPLETELY bad it gets later, but I know some anime purists may read this. It would be criminal of me to spoil the fun for them when it finally gets animated. Of course, her main reason for being here is that she is a complete BITCH to the main character, who has tried like hell at every turn to be a good guy to her. No matter what he does, she’s gotta bitch about it. OMG. don’t let him complement ANOTHER girl on being cute. That’ll activate her BANKAI bitch power. Yet, she expects everyone to just calmly nod and smile as she shouts her battle cry,“SAASUUUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!” One of the most grating, vomit inducing, bowel-emptying sounds in all of anime. Find me someone who honestly likes that. Go ahead. Anything will do. Man, woman, child, animal, vegtable, mineral, Accept my challenge if you will. I do not require evidence, Your word will be enough. Your own honor will be your bond.
As many of you have had the misfortune of knowing, she’s practically USELESS to her team. Oh great. she can heal people. who does she waste it on? Naruto. The guy who has a built-in Wolverine level healing factor. superhuman strength? um, so? Sorry hun, aside from shikamaru, TenTen, and Hinata, I don’t think there’s one single character in the show who hasn’t shown rock-crushing strength at some point or another. Akamaru can do that with his piss, by the way. Intelligence?
…Hold up. HOLD the fuck up. Stop the damn car and Pull this sumbitch over to the curb right now!
what in the fuck has she done to show intelligence? Name it!! I want evidence!!! Isn’t this the same bitch who, when attacked by the now deceased sound three, made a master plan which was…chomping on Zaku’s arm like it was Sasuke’s dick? :wtf: this caused Zaku to go all batting practice on her forehead with his OTHER arm. Didn’t think your cunning little plan all the way through, did you my dear? Ironically, the WHOLE rookie nine managed to show up in that same place which is the only reason Zaku didn’t get to finish his drum solo on her face. beyond that, she’s been…
Knocked out by an illusion of a dying Sasuke…twice. (Kakashi during the first capture the bells trial)
Knocked out by Naruto (Four-tails Vs. Orochimaru )
Knocked out by Gaara (The 3rd Vs. Orochimaru/Naruto Vs. Gaara arc)
Knocked out by Sasuke (Prelude to the Saving private Sasuke arc)
Knocked out by…A ROCK??? (hidden water village arc)
…And the beat(ings) goes on and on. Now, the only possible solution that I can see for this is that she MUST be given a bloodline limit ability. I know, I know, but the ONLY way she’s going to get off this list is that she must be given one of the BIGGEST power-ups in the history of the manga. Until then, Sakura will remain legendary in the worthless bitch Hall-of-SHAME.
woozy winks: (Batman: The Brave & The Bold) …God In Heaven. Why? :sad: Why did this have to happen? :shake: Why? Why, Santa? Why? Why didn’t anybody try to help Plastic Man? Doesn’t he have friends? Didn’t they see that the poor man was going through a terrible downward spiral when he allowed this…thing to be his co conspirator in crime? It’s like calling yourself a friend of a guy who is going through a terrible time in life that has pushed him down the hill into such things as Alcoholism and Drug addiction, but for all the signs seen you turn a blind eye, a deaf ear, and no helping hand was seen amongst his,“Friends”. Next thing you know, the guy’s laying against a wall in the lowest part of town, half a bottle of piss-flavored rot gut beer in one hand, some tranny’s tits in the other.
…And you know who the worst people are? The MOST guilty of the guilty? The ones practically shoving the booze down plastic man’s throat? The terrible swill called Woozy Winks? YOU! Yes, YOU, the people who BOUGHT that horror in the first place. By putting money into that book, that character, you supported what had happened to him. Your puchasing books with that character in it practically CHEERED IT ON!!! How could you? WHY WOULD you? Have you NO shame? No morals? WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!? IS IT THAT MUCH FUN TO SEE SOMEONE’S LIFE BROUGHT LOW??? ARE YOU HAPPY YOU SOULLESS, HEARTLESS MONSTERS??? **WHERE ARE YOU BASTARDS!!! SHOW YOURSELVES!!! I WANT YOUR NAMES!!! I’LL HAVE YOUR NAMES!!! YOU MONSTERS!!! ALL OF YOU MONSTERS!!! YOU’LL BURN!!! ALL OF YOU WILL BURN!!! **
at this time, Starhammer has been sedated and will not be available for comment for a few hours. Please understand that the previous rantings are not the views of SRK or the various shows mentioned. This was a rant meant in fun, so have fun.
I’ll be back later on as more worthless bitches are found, but that’s no reason for you to wait. Use the power within you and unleash…THE HATE.
-Starhammer-