Yeah we already know you gargle cum and had your colon perforated by a horse, no reason to disagree with you on this.
He was copying you, though no one can quite pull off the arrogant retard who proudly declares he shits himself and touches his pee pee while touting an intraweb game which is nothing but a virtual version of Hungry Hungry Hippos. We have pointed this out to you time and time again Yet, you ignore the sage advice of your mental elders and continue to tearfully pound the keyboard with your enormous ego-wang. Why?
Considering you only enjoy moving the tails up and down and shoving the marbles up your nose while shitting your adult diapers and laughing I can’t see why you would enjoy it.
Don’t forget the beer, and the tournament circuit or the fact that it’s full of drunk Grognards.
Look here Berny, just cause you’ve had some fun on your uncle’s farm with Old Silver doesn’t mean you can parade in here and brag about it, unless you have pics.
So you’re better than me just cause you have painted fingernails and multi-colored hair? Fuck that.
I also enjoy long walks on the beach, and re-enacting the 2 Girls 1 Cup video all over my bathroom all by myself.
Wow looking at the quotes in the above 2 posts, I wonder what the -FUCK- happened?
I mean I expect to write something about Tau being okay in one of the expansion packs or, Eldar Wraithguard being ok on the tabletop…or something and now I forgot because of replies that make as much sense as:
AssLickDookieFuckShitCrapPissLardHyperSlopMushToeCheeseFartSlush
Dudes, really, this is worse, Much worse than GameFAQs…
…anyway hope the new 5th edition rules don’t nerf too much…
Awww. It’s OK. I know that is what you meant you just have trouble because you keep playing Lemon Party with your grand father and his friends when not playing World of Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don’t worry I am sure one day you will have the courage to do the right thing for all of creation and kill yourself.
Hugs and Kisses
Bernard
Netology was born, is from Canada, and still post on the forums.
Tau will be OK I think but any tweaks to the game will only favor SPAAASE MAAARHUUUUUUNZZZZE HURRR!!! I think Jervis is trying to destroy 40K myself especially since he is using his 8 year old son as a benchmark for good rules.
Here are some of the rules changes that I like/dislike the most.
Only troops choices contest objectives now. That’s right, troops. Not just guys with two legs and two arms, they have to be a straight-up troops choice. Since I play Space Orks, this is fantastic for me since I take a ton of troops anyways. I still hate the rule. It makes no fucking sense why only an arbitrary classification of army construction defines who can hold a table quarter. A tank can hold and defend an area just fine, there don’t need to be foot troops to assert influence.
You can now fire through infantry squads. They don’t block line of sight. If unit A wants to fire at unit C but has to shoot through unit B that’s legal. However, since there are models between them unit C will benefit from a cover save. It’s not actually possible to hit unit B at all like this. They just…give cover saves for being there. I don’t think I need to elaborate why this rule is stupid. Firing through your own guys does the exact same thing, by the way.
…be back to elaborate more on vehicles (I like the new rules for those!)
I’ll start with Penetrating/Glancing hits. There is only one table of results now, 1 is Crew Shaken, 2 is Stunned, 3 is Weapon Destroyed, 4 is Immobilized, 5 is Destroyed, and 6 is Annhilated. How glancing hits work, however, is that they apply an automatic -2 to the roll. This means that a glancing hit will never do better than immobilize an armored vehicle. On the whole, this means that vehicles have gotten tougher.
The drawback lies in shooting and moving for vehicles now. First of all, defensive weapons are now classified as S4 and below. This would be annoying in 40K, but the movement table is even more restrictive now. Moving basically mean you won’t fire more than one main gun + a few crappier ones. Vehicles are now technically a less mobile threat. However, that just means that a general might choose to be extra careful where he chooses to deploy his tank. I guess I don’t see a problem with this rule.
I like the vehicle changes more than the infantry changes because they’re trying some pretty cool things. On one hand, a ‘normal’ weapon scoring a glancing hit cannot kill a vehicle at all anymore. On the other, the tank is less of a threat when moving. I think this kind of change is the one that is reasonable. What they did to Troops and scoring table quarters is not.
One of the more hotly contested rules right now is the system of killpoints. A couple of the scenarios use kill points instead of table quarters/objectives. You get a kill point for killing an entire squad of guys. Yes, that means that killing a 3-strong Termi squad gets you the same reward as killing 15 Grots. This is particularly unfair for the Imperial Guard, since their army is one that takes a lot of choices. While there are a lot of Orks, they are easily assembled into 2-5 big groups of Boyz that are each worth one point a piece if they’re wiped out. Imperial Guard loses points for all kinds of shit.
Also, there’s something about how you assign wounds to specific models before they roll armor saves now. I don’t quite remember it I’ll have to go look at the local store’s 5E book again to double check.
I’m glad the Dwarf army is in Bloodbowl. They weren’t playable in Mark of Chaos which pissed me off. At least that game wasn’t too hot from what I’ve heard so I didn’t miss out on anything. Still waiting on my WAR beta dammit. Next phase is to be guild test and some gamesday code peeps. God I hope I get in.