The Ultra Inevitable Street Fighter V Story Thread

I guess that they wanted to flesh out her personality with things like her accent and her being very benign, to the point she sounds too naive and kinda stupid.

Nash to Honda: “Nothing I eat has any taste. Can you imagine what hell that must be?”

That quote had me rolling.

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She sounds like a damn caricature. I really can’t imagine original FF3 Lucia acting like this. It’s kinda like Guy starting to go all… “I’m a ninja yo, look at my sneakaz, Bushin Ryu mathafakka”

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Honda to Honda: “I won’t rest until sumo wrestling is world famous!”

Honda to Kage: “Sumo has dealt with your evil spirit, demon!”

Kage to Honda: “What you call “power” could never stop me!”

Honda to G: “You think you’re President of the World? Ha! It’s sumo that rules Earth!”

G to Honda: “Thank you, citizen of Earth. But know that sumo does not reign supreme. I do! We do!”

Honda to Falke: “You seem troubled. Why not relax in a piping hot bath?”

Falke to Honda: “You don’t scare me. However, you do freak me out a little…”

Honda to Sakura: “Don’t worry about your future after graduation. The world of sumo awaits you!”

Sakura to Honda: “Me become a sumo wrestler? No. Freaking. Way.”

Honda to Ed: “You’ve got spirit! How about we go another round?!”

Ed to Honda: “Sumo wrestlin’, huh? Interestin’…”

Honda to Menat: “The future of sumo is in my hands. And I’m taking it worldwide!”

Menat to Honda: ”Um, sorry, but I don’t see worldwide success in your near future…”

Honda to Akuma: “The gods watch sumo wrestling. Remember that when you talk about heaven and hell.”

Akuma to Honda: “Laughable! You are doomed to fail!”

Honda to Juri: “A sumo wrestler trains themselves to feel no pain.”

Honda to Juri: “Mmm…There’s just so much of you to torture…”

Honda to Alex: “That’s the spirit! If you stick with me, you’ll make a great sumo one day!”

Alex to Honda: “Pretty sure you coulda done better. Get back to training, buddy.”

Honda to Ibuki: “Good agility. You’ll need to bulk up to make it in sumo, though.”

Ibuki to Honda: “Nah, I’m good for being a sumo. I like being able to see my feet.”

Honda to Laura: “Stop trying to steal sumo’s thunder with your fighting style!”

Laura to Honda: “You’re taking sumo worldwide? Nice! I have big plans for my style too!”

Honda to Rashid: “Excellent wind tricks! How did you like my aerial moves?!”

Rashid to Honda: “Oh yeah. Before I forget; damn nice bathhouse, man!”

Honda to Mika: “Not many know about the power of the buttocks! You’d make an excellent sumo wrestler!”

Mika to Honda: “It’s not “butt sumo”! It’s called “Shooting Peach”!”

Honda to Zangief: “Muscle on muscle! A clash of the titans! That’s the essense of sumo!”

Zangief to Honda: “You are powerful, comrade! Pulverizing you was great pleasure!”

Honda to Karin: “True wealth comes from fighting worthy opponents! You should try sumo wrestling!”

Karin to Honda: “None—not even a yokozuna—can surpass a Kanzuki. Try again if you must. But I suggest more training.”

Honda to Ken: “Excellent bout! How about becoming a sumo wrestler?”

Ken to Honda: “Whew! That’s what I call a workout! Might have to wash off in your bathhouse.”

Honda to Kolin: “A steaming hot bath at my bathhouse should warm you up!”

Kolin to Honda: “Oh dear. It appears your precious bath water’s about to freeze over.”

Honda to Bison: “Mind, body, and heart are key to victory. You lack heart.”

Bison to Honda: “I shall do your country a favor by crushing you beneath my foot!”

Honda to Ryu: “You’re a worthy opponent! How about trying sumo wrestling?”

Ryu to Honda: Nothing stays the same. Every time we fight, you teach me something new.”

Honda to Nash: “You need to lighten up. Maybe you’re not eating properly. A full belly is a full heart!”

Nash to Honda: “Nothing I eat has any taste. Can you imagine what hell that must be?”

Honda to Necalli: “”Devour”? Now you’re talking my language! I prefer soul food to souls, though!”

Necalli to Honda: “Souls nourish me, not f-…food…”

Honda to F.A.N.G.: Poison has no place in sumo wrestling!”

F.A.N.G. to Honda: “Anything goes in a fight. For me at least.”

Honda to Dhalsim: “You have fire in your belly! The perfect spirit for sumo! Might need to put on a few pounds though…”

Dhalsim to Honda: “You must eat a lot to maintain your size. How about trying some of my wife’s food?”

Honda to Cody: “Old Tokyo was famous for its fires and fights! Modern Tokyo is famous for my bathhouse!”

Cody to Honda: “Japan was built on fighting, huh? I kinda like the sound of that.”

Honda to Balrog: “You need to raise your game if you want to receive fight money! Gwahaha!”

Balrog to Honda: “Have ‘em bury you under your fancy sumo ring! IF they can find your pieces!”

Honda to Birdie: Fighting and eating are important, but so is discipline.”

Birdie to Honda: “What’s with the nappy, mate?! Go get me some grub, before you pee yerself!”

Honda to Blanka: “I like how you keep your center of balance low. How about becoming a sumo wrestler?”

Blanka to Honda: “If sumo doesn’t allow electric attacks, then I’m not interested.”

Honda to Cammy: “Mind, body, and heart are key to victory. You need to eat more.”

Cammy to Honda: “You value size, and yet you lost.”

Honda to Abigail: “You’re built like a truck! You should use your horsepower for sumo!”

Abigail to Honda: “Hey, sumo guy. You’re built like a truck, but you’ve got no horsepower!”

Honda to Urien: “You may be a king, but I’m king of the ring!”

Urien to Honda: “None can defy a supreme king! Now begone!”

Honda to Vega: “Your bouncing around is impressive, but could you do it with a belly like mine?!”

Vega to Honda: “Ugh…How dare you sully my claws!”

Honda to Zeku: “You’ve got some cunning moves, my friend. I’m more like a bull in a china shop!”

Zeku to Honda: “The cherry blossoms may not be seen by all, but they are still beautiful.”

Honda to Sagat: “You have it all: mind, body, and heart!”

Sagat to Honda: “Where is your fighter’s spirit?! Show me or leave now!”

Honda to Chun-Li: “Solid kicks as always! For a moment, I thought you had me!”

Chun-Li to Honda: “I think this battle entitles me to a free trip to your bathhouse.”

Honda to Guile: “This isn’t a war zone…It’s a sumo ring!”

Guile to Honda: “If this was a sumo match I woulda lost? Yeah, right.”

Finished!!

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That Poison comic is weaponized cringe. Should have a NSFL warning

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Ed + Falke = <3

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ArcSys, Namco and SNK just knocked it out of the park.

FANTASTIC reveals

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we can only hope this is the kind of a reveal Capcom are dropping at Capcom Cup

OR

at EVO 2020

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SF1 Arcade endings for Lucia and Poison:

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Deep intellectual discussions.

Aww, that’s a backhanded compliment. :slight_smile:

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Gotta say, gameplay-wise, Lucia looks a really cool character in that Introductory Video. Just equip the Nostalgia Costume and she’s a solid addition to Street Fighter :slight_smile:

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Shadow Lady, posted on Era





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Wow Andore looks mad ugly

Lucia’s SFV ending:

Poison’s SF3, SF4, and SFV endings:



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‘Cause half of them aren’t going to be played any damn way, so this is the only way you’ll see the quote

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So Ken’s SFII theme was taken from Mighty Wins by Cheap Tricks. New to me

BLITZ
TANK

Also Harada BURIED Ono during the reveal lmao, how are you gonna do your friend like that

He’s diffusing a terrible situation with humor. The way Capcom (and Harada) handled the leak was impeccable.

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