The Ultra Inevitable Street Fighter V Story Thread

Goddamn, Samurai Shodown knows how to do fucking character DLC!

Also, for any Super Best Friends/Castle Super Beast fans here:

Apparently, Woolie is
fighting games
in 2019. :stuck_out_tongue:

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You guys knew it was coming. SO here ya go!

Chun-Li to E-Honda: “I think this battle entitles me to a free trip to your bathhouse.”

  • Oh God the sight of the beautiful Chun-Li either wrapped in a towel or naked in a bathhouse! I just can’t! MUST HAVE! (Why the hell wasn’t she at the end of Honda’s story mode?). This quote shows that there is mutual respect for each other. I read this quote with the inflection that Chun-Li is showing off more of her teasing side, something we don’t see much in SFV. Still, a good solid quote from her.

E. Honda to Chun-Li: “Solid kicks as always! For a moment, I thought you had me!”

  • Likewise, Honda still has much respect for Chun-Li and her kicks. I always find the matchup of rapid hands vs lightning kicks fasinating, and i wished Honda’s win quote could’ve reflected that more. Still, decent quote. Both don’t run into each other often in the SF lore, so there isn’t much to go deep on.

Chun-Li to Lucia: “Excellent kicks. Metro City P.D trained you well.”

  • Mutual respect from one cop to another. You know you’re a solid fighter when Chun-Li herself comments you on your kicks. Despite Chun’s suspicions of Mayor Cody, it’s nice to see her give the MCPD the credit it deserves. I think these two would make a great cop show, both got different personalities, histories, and fighting styles that would be interesting to watch. Plus, the crime that FF and SF deals with in their lore is so grand, that someone needs to dish out some hard justice.

Lucia to Chun-Li: “Always nice to meet a fellow protector of the peace.”

  • Looks like the feeling of respect is mutual. Not too much to go deep on. Lucia is a cop, Chun-Li is (still) a cop. Both are on the lawful good side of the spectrum, and they both do their jobs well. This quote gives a feel that Lucia is meeting Chun for the first time. Doesn’t really comment about her reputation or anything like that (which is interesting in my opinion). Still want a buddy cop show with these two. The “Cap-Cops” or something like that.

Chun-Li to Poison: “You fought well. There’s more to you than meets the eye.”

  • I don’t know about this one. I always feel that Poison’s past ties with Mad Gear would make Chun weary of her. This one feels too… casual? Unless Chun-Li is surprised that she’s not just a promoter, but can hold her own, despite her appearance. I don’t know, I don’t hate it, but I don’t love it.

Poison to Chun-Li: “I heard you were a strong kicker, but the real kicker is: this was a waste of time.”

  • Someone call Kolin, because Chun may need some ice on that burn!!! Seriously, Poison can be savage with her win quotes, and I felt this one was clever (albeit corny). A good smack after smacking Chun in the kisser. It’s got attitude without hostility. I always knew Poison’s confidence was one of her memorable features. And smacktalking her defeated opponents does well to exude that.
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One game later
immagine

immagine

He is too bro

I wish deviantart never read this.
Probably it’s already too late.

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I thought the same damn thing. Capcom please fix.

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they did (that’s the very first Ken), probably more than one time… just not enough lol

Seem like SFV scrapped/ignored/forgot the old artwork thing of them meeting in the past, sound like a first time meeting for them

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World is a bit more correct today

I still need SF2 Ryu, SF2 Ken and a fucking Color Edit to fix SFV shit though

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I suppose she either means that Poison is surprisingly strong for her lowly thug origin and looks or that she feels she’s trans.

Man, he even played not just months but years ago and even post a playthrough in his previous deactivate YT account.

He has lot’s of playthroughs that are mod and claiming it as real mined soon to be implemented in SF5 in that previous YT channel. That’s why he needs to delete it obviously like his other account.

But the thing is it is fake that’s it’s obviously a mod. And Shadaloo lady is expected to return especially we had Shadow Nash already it’s like obvious.

Miners can find something when there is a downtime without something like an update they cannot find anything other than the previous update. So probably this is the legit one shadow lady from the latest down time update because the last one is fake just trying to fool people with a mod because shadow nash is announced.

The whole QA server is fake along with 50 plus costumes of 70% reveal for 2019 that he claims.

Lucia to Lucia: “And the win goes to…Lucia!”

Lucia to Sagat: “Don’t judge a book by its cover. I take fighting just as seriously as you.”

Sagat to Lucia: “Your resolve is weak! Your moves are all weak!”

Lucia to Cody: “So…how about sticking to being a regular mayor…?

Cody to Lucia: “Best get back to work. I trust you can take care of everything from here, Officer Morgan. Ha ha!”

Lucia to Blanka: “If you were scammed, then you need to file a report downtown.”

Blanka to Lucia: “In the jungle, you don’t have police to protect you. You protect yourself.”

Lucia to Abigail: “Glad to see you’re still on the straight and narrow. I’ll be sure to check in on you again.”

Abigail to Lucia: “Another cop trying to stick their nose into my business. I’m legit now, so get lost.”

Abigail to Zeku: “So are you young or old? I don’t think asking for ID is going to help here…”

Zeku to Abigail: “Consider in private; report in public.”

Lucia to Kolin: “Brrr! It’s freezing! This calls for a steaming cup of instant noodles!”

Kolin to Lucia: “If you wish to live, I suggest you stick to being a regular police officer.”

Lucia to Urien: “You may be a king, but that doesn’t mean the law can’t take you down.”

Urien to Lucia: “Miserable dog! There is no greater crime than opposing me!”

Lucia to Balrog: “I’m guessing by your attitude, you want to be arrested?”

Balrog to Lucia: “If you wanna arrest me, you gotta at least bring the whole police force!”

Lucia to Guile: “We both serve on the same side; the side of justice. Carry on, soldier.”

Guile to Lucia: “Justice…Hmm…The idea of that can keep you going sometimes, I guess.”

Lucia to Necalli: “The hell’s “Getepe” mean?

Necalli to Lucia: “I will devour-our all. Your fate is sealed-ealed…”

Lucia to F.A.N.G.: “Whoa! You’re evil with a capital E! The cops around here must work some crazy overtime…”

F.A.N.G. to Lucia: “Be careful. Even cops can go missing. Nye heh heh.”

Lucia to Dhalsim: “So glad you’re not a criminal. I’ve got no idea how I’d restrain you with all that bending and stuff.”

Dhalsim to Lucia: “My body and mind I shaped with yoga. I am not your enemy.”

Lucia to Vega: “Jeez. A mask and claws…Do you have a T-shirt that says “Hi, I’m a criminal” too?”

Vega to Lucia: “Hmph. A pig could never comprehend true beauty.”

Lucia to Cammy: “A soldier? I knew it! I’m a cop. Gotta admit I’ve got some pretty good moves, huh?”

Cammy to Lucia: “In a fight, observation is more important than your moveset.”

Lucia to Birdie: “Ahaha! I know officers should be respectful when dealing with the public, but that hair is too much!”

Birdie to Lucia: “Oi! What you staring at? I ain’t on no wanted poster!”

Lucia to Bison: “I’ve met some scum in my life, but you’re the worst.”

Bison to Lucia: “Fool! You cannot defeat me with your so-called justice!”

Lucia to Ken: “I think you need to cool it a bit, buddy. You’re about one step away from a written warning.”

Ken to Lucia: “Not bad, I suppose. At least I broke a bit of a sweat.”

Lucia to Ryu: “You look suspicious, with the no shoes and stuff…but you don’t strike me as a law-breaker.”

Ryu to Lucia: “No need to take me in for questioning. I’m just a martial artist looking for answers.”

Lucia to Nash: “Well…this is awkward…Ugh…Moody people are so difficult to talk to…”

Nash to Lucia: “I advise you to butt out. The police can’t handle what’s going down.”

Lucia to Karin: “You look pretty rich. Make sure your home’s secure. Thieves are always on the prowl.”

Karin to Lucia: “If you’re seeking to be my body guard, then I’m afraid you failed the test.”

Lucia to Zangief: “You’re ripped and then some! I’d love to see you take on the former mayor.”

Zangief to Lucia: “You have friend powerful like me? Ha! Tell them I see them in ring!”

Lucia to Mika: “I have a few friends in the wrestling biz, but that world’s not for me.”

Mika to Lucia: “No way! You’re friends with freakin’ MIKE “MACHO” HAGGAR?!”

Lucia to Rashid: “Kindly turn off the camera, sir. I have work to do.”

Rashid to Lucia: “Man, if my followers saw me fight a cop…Ugh. Flame war…”

Lucia to Laura: “Glad you had fun, but I do have a job to do, you know?

Laura to Lucia: “That was a blast! I love going up against new styles!”

Lucia to Ibuki: “Wow, ninjas do exist…! ahem I mean, do you have a license for those shurikens?

Ibuki to Lucia: “These are kunai, not shuriken. Can’t cut a sandwich with a shuriken.”

Lucia to Alex: “If throwing down’s your thing, that’s fine, but keep it legal, okay?”

Alex to Lucia: “Do I like to fight? Yeah…Against strong opponents.”

Lucia to Akuma: “So this is what you become if you’re addicted to fighting? I should warn Cody…”

Akuma to Lucia: “If you are not prepared to die, you are not prepared to fight.”

Lucia to Juri: “I suggest you calm down, ma’am. Unless you want a night in the slammer?”

Juri to Lucia: “What’s wrong, my cute, little police dog? Thought you could arrest me?”

Lucia to Ed: “Hey, kid. If I catch you breaking the law, juvie’s waiting for you!”

Ed to Lucia: “I ain’t no kid. I ain’t no punk. Get lost already!”

Lucia to Menat: “Can you read what’s in store for the MCPD? I have a feeling something bad’s about to go down…”

I can see into your future….There’s a meeting…with an old friend…And possibly…love…?

Lucia to Falke: “If you’re having trouble, how about consulting your friendly neighborhood police officer?”

Falke to Lucia: “The police don’t need to get involved.”

Lucia to Sakura: “Okay, so you can look after yourself. But don’t be afraid to call a cop if you need help.”

Sakura to Lucia: “Oh no! I beat up a cop! I can’t go to prison! I have homework to hand in!”

Lucia to Kage: “Ugh, another bonehead trying to be edgy by giving me death threats.”

Kage to Lucia: “The weak shall perish!”

Lucia to G: “President of the world?! Okay, there’s exaggerating, and then there’s whatever you’re doing…”

G to Lucia: “”President of Earth” is no exaggeration! The Earth and the universe are one!”

Lucia to Honda: “You like Noodles?! ME, TOO! Flying headbutts, though, not so much…”

Honda to Lucia: “You like noodles? Well, to become a sumo, you get to eat all you want! So, how about it?!”

Lucia is finished! Now to Honda.

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IKR? I wonder what the Japanese win quotes translate this one to?

Also her comment to Akuma is on point.

But Menat’s comment to her. Could she mean Cody? :heart_eyes:

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The above pic needs to be a meme. Blessed child Abigail.

Also something about Poison’s whole gender debacle.

Also was Ryu so filthy he made the water green in Honda’s or am I misunderstanding things?

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Yeah. Flame wars, Rashid. That’s the worst it can get.

Geez, they really turned her into a retard didn’t they? I mean… she might have always been one, but all this “I’m a cop!” buisness makes her sound like a big bimbo.

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Wait she was with Guy eh… I wonder if she would reference the Skul Cross Gang.

She wasn’t same as with Zeku

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Finished the stories. Lucia’s was fun but nothing much. Possibly leading to more? I enjoyed Poison’s and the lead in to where her and Hugo are in SF3. Honda’s was trash though and a complete waste of time.

Is this…referring to Dean?

Wait, wat?
I suppose she means for university…

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Facts.

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Cody most likely

Hmm, maybe. Guess I just wanted something from Dean