His standards are ridiculously high for a virgin. He likes white, blond, cute, gotta have this, gotta have that, all kinds of ridiculous shit. He’ll stay a virgin forever the way he puts that pussy on a pedestal.
Yea pretty much, And when he doesnt work, Doesnt go to school, Just sits around all day expecting shit to come to him, Its pretty obvious he isnt gonna get anywhere.
Kyle has a foot fetish so, If you REALLY want him to get interested show him some foot pics.
If we all had a chance to have the woman of our dreams, more people would lose it to this woman.
Goodluck, -bf-, you’ll need it…
EDIT: Found another supporter…
#1 Supporter
^Who’s that girl in the link? :3
What’s funny is that I hadn’t seen this thread until just now while I have all my Michael Jackson songs on random. The two songs that played during the duration of my reading? Black or White followed by Rock my World.
Still, sorry, but this shit is officially over. Unless you’ve created a thread by now you aren’t gonna get laid by Sept 1st. You just aren’t experienced enough to get that shit to accelerate to sex fast enough. You’re probably the type to talk to her and get her to like you first and for where you are now that just isn’t going to happen for you in a month.
If you actually do want some advice you can apply do what my friend told me. “Stop talking and fuck her. At least then you’ll have that in common”. The idea being that the amount of conversation you have with a chick is usually inversely proportional to how fast you get the pussy.
At this point I have a better chance at having my own underage girlfriend than he has getting pussy.
Having an underage girlfriend is very easy - just have a car, buy booze, cigarettes, candy, crayons, etc. Getting Kyle to have sex (with a woman) is going to be damn near impossible.
Oh? Well then, I’ve got all that going for me atm 
Now if only she’d stop being so FUCKIN SHY AND NERVOUS, GOD FUCKIN MEXICANS. My patience is wearing thin goddamnit…
Sorry, his perfect woman is a blonde whale loving midget.
Kyle is going to have to become a serious gainer before the 1st to get her attention.
I thought this was going to have some drama and crazy anecdotes
Her name is Tammy R. She did some modeling for Ami’s Angels, an Israeli based modelling agency. 
I think the site is closed, but like everything else, her sets are around on the internet if you know where to look.
Viscant told me on IRC he has a plan. I believe him.
If the first step is to get the fuck off IRC then he is on the right track.
Most of Jay’s plans involve cosplaying and consuming large quantities of meat. I don’t think that’s going to help Kyle.
Look at it this way, my friend. At least you’re not going to get an STD!
…though Jay should get tested for mad cow.
…seriously.
He could send out a myspace/facebook message asking for volunteers.
With the cost of books these days, I know a few college students who’d do anything for a few bucks. Especially considering it’s < 5 minutes of work…
Know any in norcal? Im getting impatient with this girl 
No luck in over 3 months, Kyle now has less than 3 weeks.
19 days to go.
…seriously.