I was just about to bump this.
Possible best avatar in the history of SRK.
Marn + Sunglasses + Kermit the Frog + Spam.
Mind = blown.
…seriously.
You know why he’s losing? You guys didn’t believe in him. You’ve filled his head with doubts, and now he can’t even get pussy at a kitten convention.
Back in the caveman days, do you think people gathered around a guy while he was being mauled to death by a Ground Sloth and went “oogah boogah I bet 50 stones that he can’t kill it by sundown oogah boogah.” Hell no. They jumped in and kicked that Sloth bastard’s ass. It didn’t matter if the guy getting gently caressed by the Sloth was a macho man or a dweeb. As long as he was backed up by his team, he was invincible.
Sleep with Kyle? But no woman has standards that low!
Never underestimate the true power of the Slutforce. It lies dormant in the heart of each and every woman. Your mother, your sister, your grandma, your best friend, heck, even your little daughter. They each hold within them a powerful Slutforce that hungers for male virginities.
But what if they don’t want HIS V-card?
Fuck, I don’t know, get her drunk.
But what if he doesn’t want to give it to her? He has high standards, remember?
Get him drunk too. God, do I have to think about everything myself?
You seem to be misunderstanding the purpose of this thread.
Agreed. This is about something more important than Kyle’s virginity.
This is about $20!
…seriously.
Sex is bad mmkay?
Unless it’s for a bet. Rock on, Jay’s clean bathroom, rock on.
Mno, is spam a secret SF4 training tool?
I really hope that he gets a chance with some really ugly white trailer trash the very last day of the bet. And she is menstruating like crazy.
Man would that be a good way to loose your virginity… He probably wouldn’t dear to tap another pussy ever again.
wtf is wrong with you.
That avatar of yourz is …good
ugh goons y you gotta do that marty
So…about 2 weeks to go.
Better start saving up, Jay. You have 2 weeks to somehow come up with $40 so Bronson and I don’t break your legs with a crowbar.
…seriously.
Countdown has begun. Poor Kyle. Another year as a virgin.
I secretly (not so secretly anymore) hope Jay somehow pulls off the win so we can have a story to laugh at.
Clock is ticking, I’m looking forward to see how this end. NEVAH OVER TILL ITS OVER!
I don’t know who this guy is but he can do it. Get a bottle of Bombay or a 12 pack and split it with a girl and some friends. Well, just himself and the girl if it’s the twelve pack.
Then cuddle up to something. A movie or whatever. Whatever you do, get drunk enough to where you talk a lot. After some of that it should be home free. If she doesn’t ask for sex you make the move for it too. She will probably want it if she has been drinking and you have been talking.
I got more enjoyment out of reading this than Kyle’s gonna get from pussy.
Wait, where is this bet taking place? Is it in San Diego? If so, I believe I can help.
Does she have to be alive? …yeah I know that was wrong.
The only thing more lols than Kyle’s situation is all the lifescrubs offering advice in this thread.
…seriously.