I only read “white and cute”, doesn’t say anything about alive.
Edit: At this point, beggars can’t be choosers.
HEY YOU! Necrophilia works!
Better to help than to watch a man crash and burn.
But you’re not helping. You’re telling a guy who says “I want to get laid but refuse to lower my standards” to lower his standards. Give him advice that will get him what he wants, and maybe you’d be helping him. Telling him to get some random party girl drunk isn’t doing him any favors.
On the other hand, I thought placing a public wager on his success might actually motivate him to take some more action at least in the direction of getting what he wants.
I was wrong.
In summary: You’re not helping. I’m not helping. He is beyond help. Let’s warm our hands by the fire that is him crashing and burning, shall we?
…seriously.
Bump for 12-day count down.
…seriously.
is he really ugly? picture of him to see what he’s up against
Nah he doesn’t look terrible, probably better than your Child’s Play-looking ass.
imo.
update: girl that i was going for i didnt get. girl #2 i havent seen in a while, think she went on vacation. girl #3 which i could easily fuck… im not gonna fuck.
Also i think jay is probably dead.
HF spending your twenties mr (former)jew and bronson
umm why dont you do #3?
Have you not read the rest of this thread?
…seriously.
Also bleet can you be anymore wrong? I make more money than you, I go to school, and I’m BARELY home.
i read it, but why would 3# even exist if there was no chance of doing her in the first place
its like buying a food you dont like, and then obviously not eating it
why would he waste his time?
Wasn’t I who even tried for her, shes been trying for me. She obv failing too. Maybe she has her own virgin thread on another site or something.
I lol’ed
<3 Kyle.
…seriously.
I believe this thread is a huge trolling of everyone by Barroon.
He stands to lose nothing here.
It’s just him getting everyones attention and making Viscant lose money.
Either that, or he just isn’t trying.
I’m thinking the latter.
If trolling = $20 for me, I hope more people do it.
…seriously.
Jay is just going to vanish and you will get nothing.
TROLLED.
Jay vanishing is a win as well.
…seriously.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
(I’ve uploaded money to paypal in advance. Kyle, it’s Craigslist time)
–Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com
Well good, we all win.