Background
So Kyle, (a.k.a. BalloonFi, a.k.a. -BF-) is a virgin of the worstest kind. He crushes on random celebs, and girls who work at fast food restaurants, and then A) pussies out, B) gets turned down, C) gets friendzoned. His hobbies include starcraft, poker, IRC, and porn. He is 20 and has had 2 dates (4 years ago.)
The Bet
Recently, our good friend Kyle has become motivated to end this long-standing virginity. This can only be seen as a good thing. As responsible friends, Jay Snyder (a.k.a. Viscant,) Bronson Tran (a.k.a. norcalduy a.k.a. insanelee) and myself (a.k.a. givequicheachance) have made an over/under wager on his success.
Needless to say, there will be shenanigans, sabotage, and general good natured threats of violence involved, so stay tuned to this thread to watch the saga unfold over the summer!
The Details
The line is drawn at September 1, 2009
quiche and insanelee have each bet $20 on over
Viscant has matched both bets with $40 on under
House rules:
*Vaginal sex is the only determinant. Oral/anal/armpit/whatever doesn’t count.
*According to Kyle, the girl must fit the following criteria: White, Cute.
*Because Jay fits these criteria, he is prohibited from taking Kyle’s virginity himself before September 2nd.
*Because Jay lives in close proximity to Kyle (and Bronson and I do not,) if Jay is involved in the direct procuring of sex, photographic evidence of girl is required. While photos of Kyle having sex with her are preferred, we will accept pictures of her kissing him, etc.
No one else may join in the bet, as gambling threads are not cool on SRK. This is not a thread to place bets, only to watch the saga unfold.
Expect posts from the participating parties to confirm.
…seriously.
