aww, only white chicks? kinda boring, but to each his own…(then again, never been with one, so, whatever.)
rets roooooooow
bronson
duke nukem forever vs dude’s virginity
i got $50 on duke nukem
Look who was let out of the dungeon.
Fixed.
Wow, you actually removed the “human” standard. Good going.
…seriously.
I see what you did there.
^
I can almost taste Jay’s tears as he has to part with his money. They taste surprisingly like bacon.
…seriously.
Perhaps you should’ve had him bottle his tears instead of taking his money for free.
If you make it, remember to sneak out as soon as she falls asleep and leave money on her counter.
Women love it when you do that. It makes them feel good about themselves.
He wont, The moment he sees pussy he’ll be saying “Oh god its disgusting!” Since we know most women dont keep themselves wellgroomed.
…maybe not the ones you get with, Bleet. Not a lot of burros have access to a bikini wax.
…seriously.
I was being serious.
We know, Bleet, we know.
Stfu como.
So it’s been a minute since I logged into SRK… but looks like the same old same old is going on with this. Time is winding down.
all chips on duke
So let me get this straight: his only criteria for the girl is that she has to be both white and cute? If that’s the case get this man a copy of Twilight to read and throw him in the middle of a book store! From there he has his pick of jailbait or legal. If he manages to fuck that up then he’s a lost cause.
I apologize for any typose but this post is so hilarious I have to say something and I don’t have time to wait until im done laguhing