lol rumors.
Hey gais
sup marty trt boyz
oven duh
this thread is gawdlike.
protein cannon rofl
With cragislist how can this dude lose? NOBODY is too ugly for craigslist.
He lives in SD. He’s linked some Craigslist ads. They were like a horror movie IRL.
I’ll be back in the Dirty D hangin’ with you guys in a little over a month.
Sorry about Parry. I guess Jesusette used her jesus-jitsu and overpowered his baghua with her vaghua. His automated functions will be missed.
…seriously.
Quiche get your ass on IRC.
And Parry is busy with a real job now, maybe he can finally leave the fucking trailer.
Its not just that, He genuinely tries. He’s just a fuckin moron and his standards are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too high for him. If he had a job and was baller status, I could understand his standards 
mystic were you at evo??
It’s still better than being like you and having no standards at all. I mean Juggs? really?
…seriously.
Pussy is pussy quiche. But no I do have standards, In fact, I have a date today!
Weeks:No, Next year for sure though.
pics of date prs
i agree with boel
~DEPUTY SRK POSTING POLICE~
Maybe later, Not now 
Juggs is actually a step above what some of those craigslist ads were. Horrifying.
BF will remain a fucking virgin, his standards are way too high for someone who ain’t shit. Very seldom will I agree with Bleet, but when you ain’t got no job, no shit going for you, you should just bang whatever the fuck you can and be thankful you can get free condoms at the Planned Parenthood.
hahahah shit
Seriously, I mean the girl I want might not be perfect to others, But she is in my eyes. Too bad she’s 17 T_T Pics will come soon!
come drive up to alberta, age of consent is 16
go buckwild!
Haha well said!
hi guys. vegas was fun, played some poker and paid for the trip. still no pussy for me but I have a monthish. bye
ps: summary of bleets standards = 1. Human 2. Comes equipped with a vagina