The Saga of the Kyle Cherry Bet

Another month passes, and I’m another month closer to taking money away from Viscant.

…seriously.

no stories from kyle ?

Will someone PLEASE get this kid laid at Evo?

I still believe in Kyle. This bet will be mine.

–Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

People said the same thing about Obama. Change we can believe in.

EDIT: Too soon?

eh solid joke in theory but the timing is off.

:confused:

Well on my personal scale of 1-to-10, 5 is average, nothing wrong with that(then again you’re opinion of a 5 may be a lot different).

I’m talking wildebeast, as in along the lines of those kinda types who other than being of the female species, have little to no sexual appeal to you whatever, and only the most desperate of guys would bother.

Like a starving lion settling for some goddamn Tofu, that shit don’t count lol.

I admit my “game” with the ladies leaves much to be desired, but landing a fugly chick is childs play. Assuming i’d ever be willing to settle for that…

well i would share a picture of my wife and son but SRK is scandalous and i dont trust these fucks…i think she’s quality obv or else we wouldn’t be married.

various chicks have ranged in quality as i’ve said, i’ve only fucked a true wildebeast one time and i was drunk and no i wouldnt admit it to anyone’s face if they asked me :crybaby:

I’m going to put that post on a shirt and wear it around at Evo.

Kyle? clock’s ticking.

haha i totally forgot about this thread til i got repped.

Wassup martianla. What you been up to nig?

We need info, any live streams?

lmao. Need commentators too. They should bring DJ wheat.

i dunno, if ski does commentary like he did for marvel, it’d be pretty hilarious.

She’s turtling now…keeping him out of the box with excellent zoning…oh no, he gets in on her. she’s cornered. He’s in total rushdown mode now. Mixing it up hi/low! OH MY GOD INFINITE INTO PROTEIN CANNON!
etc.etc.

I’m probably too new to be replying to this thread, but oh my god that made me spit water all over my monitor. You win a thousand internets, sir (and a can of Pringles).

hahaha protein cannon

Lol’ing at marty jokes is such a noob move.

…seriously.

Noted. As I AM a noob at the moment (been here for a week, now) I’ll take that into consideration when laughing at any more of said party’s jokes. :china:

Oh, and is it too late to call novelization rights if BF succeeds? :stuck_out_tongue:

Quiche goes in the _____?

Sup quiche? Leave your wife to come back to us already. Parry aka old quotebot is missing.
And I haven’t seen Kyle in a while. Heard a rumor he’s going to school where he might get laid, but not before the bet time ends.