The NHL (Hockey) Thread: 2015 - 2016 (Let's see how Kessel does on a real team)

I hope to God the PK rape allegations aren’t true. I turned on the tv this morning and my heart dropped. He was supposed to have matured at this point.

God, this sucks.

SAY WHAAAAAA

edit: Oh lol thought you meant Subban. Naw, he is a good kid.

My reaction to this earlier this morning…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WO0mirjlQ

Crossin’ my fingers on this shit. Pleez play out like Kobe.

HHH raped Katie Vick, not Kane!!

Fuck man, after the Cosby shit too… he made an awkward snide remark during the rally too, paraphrasing “Some of y’all seen I’ve matured… well wait til next week.”

http://imgur.com/bea6fbG.gif

I sincerely hope they aren’t true either…

Fuck him. He ain’t a leaf, so this only benefits me.

Damn, dem titties are immaculate.

I love the extra quick glance he does when he notices them

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11885127_1238424396182958_3756294279422378012_n.jpg?oh=e381c99600ddc3d4708df9b54f9f241f&oe=563DC3EC

I remember that shit, I swear I thought Versteeg was done. He was like a jack rabbit on skates that whole game.

I still remember Paul Kariya getting murdered in Game Six of the Cup finals, hearing Jim Ross screaming BAHHHH GAWD IN HEABEN, SOMEONE STOP THAT DAYUMN MATCH in my head, then bam, he comes back and fucking rips it. That’s why I love hockey. Very few sports where guys do this shit. I’d love to like soccer or basketball, but it’s hard when dudes in the NBA wearing phantom of the opera masks to protect their precious faces, and soccer pussies are flopping around like dying fish when somebody blinks at them, and meanwhile dudes in hockey are shaking off concussions and broken bones just to go back and win a fucking game themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ebTSeDGsds

fun facts: two of my favourite leg stories:

Broke his leg, gets it taped up, comes back and scores the cup winning goal in overtime. Go fucking Leafs go. Truculence, as they say.

Broke his leg, was told he would play hockey again, decided that life wasn’t worth living and flat out DIED. Probably went to heaven and hip checked Jesus into the penalty box.

Yea, I’m a fan of pretty much every major sport and I have to say, hockey players are fuckin’ cyborgs. Pretty nice and classy dudes off the ice, too. Well…most of the time…

I saw Eric Lindros get mouthy to Elvis Stojko (an olypmic figure skater)…Elvis also happens to be a kickboxer who won gold in the 2005 WKA World Championships.

So yeah, Eric proceed to literally get knocked out in no time. Mother fucker seriously had a glass fucking jaw. You’d flick him in the head, and he’d get a concussion. And he was just a natural dick, since his daddy was his manager and coddled him his entire life and made him believe he was the next Gretzky.

They both still maintain that nothing happened, but I was working at Muskoka Sands resort up north (huge expensive rich area, Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, all got cottages up there, 5 star resorts everywhere, beaches, used to see golfers come up there after winning the Master’s), and watched it happen. It was two drunk dudes who got into an argument, and Elvis took him out with one spin kick.

Johnson = FUKT

Few more days! And life has worth again.

Late to the party but . . .

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/sharks--raffi-torres-suspended-41-games-for-hit-on-jakob-silfverberg--video-211128112.html

41 game suspension dayum.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Half a damn season. What a stupid mexicant.

I don’t think the hit was THAT bad, a little high, but not much of an interference call…really hard to stop short when you’re skating at like 40km/h towards somebody who loses the puck barely a second before. That’s called finishing your hit.

Torres has been busted hitting dudes with head shots before though, so hopefully half a million dollar fine will get it through his fucking head.

He’ll appeal and get it knocked down considerably.