The new Smallville thread

Long before Dr. Fine even showed up on this show, I theorized that the Jor El voice/spirit was really Brainiac fucking around with Clark’s life. Come on, now…the supposed Jor El has been an harsh, kinda-asshole-ish father figure since day 1. It really would make sense if this turned out to be true, especially considering how the Brainiac character is usually portrayed to have the ridiculous, super-genius intellect you’d expect from a sentient supercomputer/being. He would expect Clark to kill the “Fine” character instead of Lex, which worked into his master plan perfectly, as it released Zod.

The question is, how is Clark going to get out of this one???

I also agree.

I’m pretty sick of Lana period. She’s turning into a major bitch. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d give her my heat seeking rocket anytime, but damn… she really seems to just be getting in the way.

The episode was pretty cool. The whole knife thing was kinda “eh” but I like how Lionel is getting into it more.

I like the whole “Jor-El is really Zod” theory, but Iunno. I know it doesn’t take much to fool Clark, but that’s alittle far fetched. Would be cool though.

I’m going to be really dissapointed if Clark get’s out of another situation by Jor-El. I’m also gonna be hella dissapointed if we don’t get an appearence from Zod next season.

My guess is that Zod would make Lana her bride in world domination. All she wanted to know is the meteroid stuff and I guess she’s gotten too much that she expected.

don’t think we’ll get to see a real appearence of zod… in the fortress jor-el told clark that zod’s physical body body was destroyed to prevent him from escaping the phantom zone(lol wtf such bs)

i had heard they had to re-write the script the day before shooting the show, maybe the actor they wanted for zod bailed out or some shit and had to write that bs and have lex be zod.

True. But then how does he show up in the Superman 2 movie? Is the guy on Superman 2 NOT Zod’s body either? Meh. :confused:

Iunno, I guess we just gotta wing it and go with the flow. :sweat:

Your probably right. It’s just that she’s getting really selfish and bitchy-like. ei: a girl. I guess that’s what happens when you get your cherry popped by Superman.

::sigh:: where did my super sweet, girl next door Lana go to? :sad:

I think we gotta not expect tight continuity between the movies the comics the cartoons and this show.

Sure some things follow well with others, but for the most part I think Smallville is essentially in it’s own separate Superman continuity.

when clark ‘killed’ brainiac the first time (right before he unleashed zod) in the fortress of solitude, you can see his prison moving towards the camera… is there a screencap of that anywhere? i mean afterall, we should be able to see what he looks like if it got close enough.

yeah it was a blurred face of zod or some shit in the phantom zone, i have to check my episodes later tonight. cant believe they’re completely throwing that out the window and having lex as zod though, would’ve been cooler if zod actually had a body -_- they should have just hired an actor that looked like terrance stamp, budget cant possibly be the problem if in every episode they rent out a porsche for lex to tear it up in :lol:

so how is CLARK GOING TO GET OUT OF PRISON??? ANYBODY HAVE ANY GUESSES?

aquaman is going to fucking summon the whales of space to free clark. then captain ahab will kill the whales and clark will fuck ahab up, then kill zod with ahab’s spear.

lol this man has the right idea…smallville will make aquaman top tier.

Oh, fuck me.

Maybe Clark will cut a deal with Shinook and Quan-Chi…! Those two are pretty familiar with those types of prisons.

Zod uppercuts Clark through the roof.
Clark kicks Zod in the neck.
MORTAL KOMBAAAAT

LOL! wow could this be true??? I’ve never seen Clark in one of those prisons. I don’t even know how to get started getting out of that.

here’s a good read… al gough talks season 6 and season finale
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Insider/default.htm?rssDate=05182006

he explains what exactly happened when clark threw the dagger at fine too.

fucking awesome, thanks man. now i have something to read while at work this morning.

edit: i fucking knew that’s what happened but i didn’t say anything. guess i should have called it.

Ok, i´m not a fan of the Smallville but i´ve watched it a couple of times and although i think it´s not a bad show there are a couple of things that bother me:

  • Why is the timeline placed in the present era (internet, laptops, cell phones, etc)? i thought Superman was raised around the mid-80´s or something.

  • Why is Pete Ross black? I´m not a racist but the character in the comic book is actually blonde, it´s like having an asian guy acting as Peter Parker.

Easy. Because Smallville is more of a loose interpretation of the Superman backstory. It’s not intended to fit tightly with the Comics continuity. It was made to be modern to tell a good story using a character people already know and love.

There are a great many things about Smallville that don’t mesh with the comics, that however does not detract from the overall decent story telling they accomplish in the show.

i just wanna know when is this man gonna start flying freely
, its been 5 full seasons why is it taking so long for him to figure out how to fly

I agree.

And how/when is he going to overcome his alleged fear of heights?

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I’m also wondering why they even gave him this stupid fear of heights. Even if he doesn’t know how to fly, he shouldn’t be afraid of heights because that fear is really a fear of falling. And a fear of falling is because normal people would go SPLAT and die. Clark knows damn well he wouldn’t get hurt or die from a fall (no matter how high up) who his fear of heights is beyond “irrational” it’s just plain stupid.
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