Aw snap. Russian dude gonna give it to im one day and it might be sooner than expected. you better tell that spanish dude that it ain’t cool to be a jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving. Boy might get his head cut off and land on a plate of hurt.
-Starhammer-
Yo. Real talk drfatality.
What is the criteria for a customer to earn a spit burger? I tend to avoid fast food now. Had issues with Wendy’s. But my wife seems to be nonchalant about fast food. She’s the type that yells back at people who can’t hear her and shit. I try to tell her she might want to cool it but she ain’t tryin to hear that see.
yup u got it bro,acting disrespectful will get u a McSlob/McSnot with Special Ball Sauce Burger…funny thing is it happened today…a mcslob/mcloogie could simply be karma for something u did in the past,case in point today:
dude that speaks low:thats my high school teacher
me:for real?
speak low:yeah he told me i wasn’t gonna be shit back in the day…imma fix his ass
looks at screen
speak low:he wants a mcdouble huh?well this aint sizzling grease puts massive spit on burger
wraps it up and slides it out
and i beleive HS teacher ate the burger…we didnt hear any complaints
That’s what’s up. People always wonder why I’m so nice to people I order food from. I tip when I can too.
this.God knows what the Russian would do if someone pissed him off…
I’d say he’d Dexter Morgan them, but he’s not smart enough for that.
lol speaking of which I had to work with the gay dude today…gay dude invited me to a road trip to Dave and Busters:
Gay Dude:heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
me:whats up
gay dude:we’re planning a crew night out,u wanna go,everybody is comin…
Your cast of characters in the store being put into an arcade environment would = a fighting game in real life anyway. Fun to watch but you don’t wanna be caught in the melee!
i pray to God I get an overnight shift again next week,I want to record my crew on cam so baaaaad 4 SRK.
I had an idea for unethical video games. Rape Fighter and Streets of Hate are two working titles.
This post is definately opening up some new ideas.
Please have a russian that resembles Louie Anderson!
I got called in on my day off today,It was supposed to be 3-7 but I got sent home at 5 since it wasnt busy.The Shawn Michaels dude quit,so I might be picking up some overnight hrs…
I got called in on my day off today,It was supposed to be 3-7 but I got sent home at 5 since it wasnt busy.The Shawn Michaels dude quit,so I might be picking up some overnight hrs…
I guess that dude lost his smile.
Subscribed to this.
Comedy gold man. Keep these stories coming :lol:
Aw HELL naw EX Cancel into the Superkick from hell Ultra. Dude trying to get them guts from the doc? Ain’t going down my dude!! Watch him mang. He trying to pull you into a trap.
-Starhammer-
Fucking horrible man, nobody wants ya’lls hepatitis. Then again hep would probably be the healthiest part of a Mcdee’s meal.
the gay dude was talking bout eatin pussy he said if a bitch got roaches in her house she has roaches in her clit,he had me thinking tho
Where are you finding these floating head, man!
This is genius! 
“Maybe that gay nigga is right”
are u willing to do something strange for some change
