I can’t even disrespect. He dropped some real life shit there. I would be seriously checking the place when I walked in. Roach on the floor = No lovin tonight.
-Starhammer-
So her clit is a pokemon breeding center? :lol:
Just as I thought “Today isn’t too busy” someone ordered 16 Mcdoubles and 6 20 pieces…we were off balance for the rest of the day,Friday is when all those over the top orders come in!WTF???The American Hero AKA the Russian was in today,
spanish dude walks in(1st time working together since their last incident)
russian dude:u better be speaking english today muther fucker
spanish dude:you and me no problems today
russian dude:broken english is better than no english
spanish dude:ok papi
I got into it with the gay dude today(not like that) this dude talks too loud!
Gay dude:You GOTTA KEEP PUTTING THE MEAT DOWN UR SLOWING EVERYONE up…
im like nigga we just got an order of 16 Mcdoubles,and the head boss is here i can’t make those “shortcuts”…this dude talks loud i think cuz he thinks the manager is gonna promote him or sum ish
OHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT MEAT IS PINK
smfh,then u gotta get ish told to u by the manager,STFU brotha
though my check was nice
He broke spainish dudes back. Made him humble. :lol:
This thread doubles as an emote archive.
10/10
i learned everything i need to know about gay mexicans, hoodrats, russians and the mcdonald’s workplace all in one thread.
The story about the the russian guy quittin had me rollin.
I can’t stand teachers who tell kids they aint gonna amount to anything. Shit like that can bring out the worst or the best in a growing seed. Teachers are supposed to teach kids how to think and think ahead, but this guy - guess he should have known the nigga would end up serving his food. Revenge is sweet when the predator becomes the prey.
Lookin foward to that vid. I’m subbed.
Your workplace is heading this way, bruh
So does the Russian look more OG Guy or new school Final Fight Police boss/Zangief?
FF1 guy face emote removed from the scene, smaller, very helpful just the same!
more like this good brotha:
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I did some unfiltered cooning niggadom today…i got my subs installed in my whip i went into the drive thru blazing it loud…smh.
You might get the suburb kids trying to rap an order (and put it to youtube) coming thru, to balance that out.
But that’s usually in places without such a diverse workforce. Then they tell the 1 black lady working there to come over here and try to figure out the wackness coming thru the speakers and headset. And try to make a real commercial out of the same idea. Then Fergie thinks she’s cool making a song about it…
This Carl’s Jr in Van Nuys had workers walk the orders in the dining area to you, but their new sweet potato fries were terrible. :crybaby: I even asked for a water cup since I had my own drink just needed the ice, they got it from the back when the soda area is up front to do it yourself.
Some chunky kids left the ice machine running and DGAF walking back to their seats. :nono:
PS:
Wettest floor of the bathroom, ever in the history of any public restrooms. Electric sliding across that floor, the wet floor sign out front wasn’t kidding. Oh and every dining room of any restaurant closed at like 9 PM but the drive thru’s were all open 24/7
Oh yeah my lil bro had the subwoofer in the trunk, takes up all the space can’t carry anything anymore too.
It was hard to keep up with those scrapers and themed cars like an Oakland A’s one, or other cities had some sideshow lifted ones, but that was his thing for a little while.
Welp guess who cleaned up the bathroom today?me,thats who!went into the dudes bathroom im like hmmm all good,nothing bad…went into the ladies bathroom and
http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/lawd.png
at that toilet bowl…piss and bloody tampons were in the toilet…oh the odor
http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/lawd.png
…somehow the Good Doc got it done…shouts out to shovels…
Russian dude pwned(shouts out to 2003 internet lango) some dude:
Manager:wheres my food?
russian dude:its not me im making the sandwiches,if he would stop walking around with his thumb up his ass maybe he’d get shit done
When I worked at Target, I was the cart attendant, which meant i was on bathroom duty (and as you know, Target has a restaurant, too!). It’s funny because when you are in elementary school, and you go inside the boys and girls bathroom, the boys smells like piss from them pissing on the floor as the giant urinals are on ground level that never get cleaned. The girl’s bathroom smells like closer to neutral. Then you grow up and clean public bathrooms… and you realize us guys ain’t so nasty after all. The smell of shit ain’t never smelled so damn refreshing compared to what a female will excrete on her period. Never worked a week where there wasn’t chemical warfare in the women’s bathroom, man. And they’re the ones who’ll steal the most because you’ll find more ripped packaging material in the trash and the toilet regardless if it flushes while it’s coated with period-piss/blood/vomit/shit/tears and you pretty much have to play plumber up to the point the problem requires actually removing the toilet bowl. Didn’t have to deal with too many used tampons. Perhaps the toilets (if they flushed) were that good at sending them down the drain.
Made my previous and more boring ass job as a Greeter at Lowe’s seem luxurious - and I was getting paid more to do it than this shit. Damn, that was like 10 years ago, though.
yea, from my experiences, the men’s restroom looked/smelled pretty gross, but the womens was always the most messy, and disgusting. ALWAYS.
Man, I never got to clean the crappers at my previous job, but one time this lady walked up to me asked if I could call someone to clean the bathrooms.
“There’s shit all over and I really need to use the restroom”
:wasted:
Shit, maintaining the men’s room ain’t nothin. Worst problem i ever had in the men’s bathroom was a toilet not flushing due to someone trying to shove down some stiff plastic packaging, and a lump of shit on the bowl/seat. That’s like a “thank you” compared to the challenge a woman can bring you. Women on their periods be missing the literbox wayyyyyyyy too much. They need their own type of bathroom floor that’s covered in sand or some shit.
lol fuckin gross
I think that women are trying to hover over the toilet while using it, which causes all of that nasty splatter. Men just deal with the potential germs on their ass.
Women take 300 years to get ready to go out, but won’t waste any time putting TP or whatever on the seat before firing away.
the butch chick at work must stand up and piss then…
i remember the 1st time i discovered “the little trash can”…i went to throw something in it,then i seen what it was really for…smfh at the site and odor