The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

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Welp,my travels have taking me to the father of fast food…Mickey D’s…Im on grill,its cool for the most part,all the managers are cool except for one crew trainer…we’ll call her Chief Keef…I got a whip now so u deff know it helps with the ladies…gave 3 chicks a “ride home”:…:cool:…just like the Wendy’s thread i’ll post my day to day bs dealings and hijinx…and feel free to ask for any insider info…

Damn son from wendy’s to mickey D’s. These stories are going to be good can’t wait!!

awww shit can i get a recap of how season wendys ended?

The doc should hand me some free food thru the window tho…

Can’t wait for the stories :tup:

I’m lost. Halp.

IIRC he quit the job at wendys because the manager was a total douchebag and he found another job with more hours.

But anyway, looking forward to reading these! The last thread had some epic moments!

-I went in and gave my 2 weeks notice,bagged the chicks digits i BEEN wanting and left,I felt like Ice Cube when he said picked up a girl been trying to fuck since the 12th grade…epic send off…and the crazy thing is Dave 2.0 ended up getting me some more hrs before I left,he became real cool a lil before i left too…

We can start with the bathroom brehs…A week ago they had me doing maintenance,lucky me the toilet got clogged and over flowed…My manager told me to clean the bathroom,she didnt tell me about over flowing…I walked in there thinking hey i did this at wendys it wont be too bad,but then COT DAMN that shit smell that can burn ur nose hairs hit me…Another crew member came in there then he started puking from the smell.So now I gotta mop up dirty toilet water and this man’s vomit…the smell man…there has to be a God…

For like an hr or so I had to make sure no one walked in either bathroom,cuz if u flushed in the mens bathroom water and shit will flow into the womans bathroom…vice versa.I was cleaning up and one elderly lady with a cane,came running yelling get out the way i gotta go,I go "mrs…"she cut me off and goes “sir move out the way unless u wanna be moping up in the dining room” then i said mrs the bathroom is out of order,then she goes well how is the mans bathroom me:same thing, she got out of there with the quickness

then another lady came in her 20’s…

me:mrs u can’t use the bathroom

her:DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN WHATS THAT SMELL…looks down is that shit in there?0_o

me:tries to hold back laughter**bursts out laughing then stops quickly do to smell

her:sees shit floating in bathroom coughs and walks out…

then one of my co workers.spanish dude who speaks VERY LITTLE ENGLISH,he only understands Im sorry,thanks,bro,regular meat and quarter meat or any mcdonalds food.He comes running to the bathroom,I tried to tell him and stop him but he walked in the bathroom pissed,and flushed the toilet Faceplam and it was just as i got the woman’s bathroom clean,it was a helluva day…

lol theres more but that came to mind

LOL DAMN

yeah MCD custies are somehow the worst. Don’t get roped into doing maintenence there, they ask way too much of that position and its not worth the pay

No description of the hoes. :bluu: must be ugly as fuck.

Also, make sure you don’t sell ah nigga dat pink stuff. I seen this one dude get shot in the chest with the Kano Eye. :xeye:

NO NO NO and NO…nothing but dimes…theres a few creatures in there but mostly dimes breh…Im scheming on one now…

have you seen somene drop a container of beef patties on the floor, pick the container back up and then throw them back on the grill.

one of the reasons why I no longer eat from wendy’s was because the one in area you can’t see anything in the back…I think it used to be a bank or somthing…all you see is the menu and the drink machine…plus teenagers…so hell no…

yup i’ve done it plenty of times…the reason alot of that happens is cuz managers or crew trainers be bitchin to get orders out,alot of it is unreasonable imo.Which leads me to chief keef,shes a butch type wit dreads…this is dave 2.0 all over again except in a woman’s frame.I’ll go into it a lil later.i gotta go to work 5-1am today

I feel like an asshole.

I think you answered your own question, but you probably don’t realize it

they called me in for 5-1 tommorow also…damn im racking up…

Oh how I crave a Fast Food Horror Stories III thread

I have worked in food since I was 17…and some of the stories I hear about other places amazes me. I’ve never seen anyone do anything worse than spit in a rude customer’s shake.

Oh shit!!! Doc got another thread? Insta subscribe!!!

-Starhammer-

I have stories for days…and I work in a nursing home

here’s a sample…

this one involves yogurt…normally when yogurt expires what do you do? either throw that shit away or mark it so you can get credit for the stock supply company can pick it up and return it…the place where I worked at? nah son…they made a dessert with expired and added sugar to drown out the sour taste…lol

Let us know when you have to battle Mr Wizard to prevent his ransacking of your McRibs

When I worked at a Wendy’s, some chick used to come in and ask me for a cigarette every day. And every time, I rubbed my greasy sweaty nutsack all over that smoke, then let her puff away.

She loved dem smokes