The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

I guess anyone who works in fast food could answer this…

When you go to McD’s drive thru late at night (12AM~3AM), and “the registers are down”, is that them just pocketing the money? This one I’ve noticed often has the registers down around the same time, and all the employees are baked and just guess the prices on your order (which is always whole dollar amounts and always lower than the real price so I’m cool with it).

Yeah, they are pocketing the money.

whats the deal with the baby onions(the onion that good on mcdouble). those onions are gdlk! :wink:

ps.fuck mcd for charging me 30cents to add mayo to my mcdouble! >:o

those are dehydrated onion, you just add water and let them soak for like 30 minutes IIRC

they take it to the back and count it out something like that

welp im working 5-1 tommorow also…it is slooooooooooooow as hell u get paid for doing nothing :cool:,theres a dude there yall gonna love…dude looks like a clone of a 1998 Shawn Michaels just tall,and stockier,real intense personality but cool tho.Dude be messing up mad trays cuz he slams it so hard when he puts it on the table.He goes quick too,someone ordered a 50 dollar order today also…smfh,i was dropping regular meat for yrs.the holding zone was so packed wit food.Oh yeah,the Shawn Michaels dude couldn’t feel his right hand,he said it’s been numb the whole day :confused: :rofl: at him walking around “what the fuck is wrong with my hand its been dead all day,maybe i slept on ti wrong” the manager told him to stop giving himself “strangers” :rofl::rofl::rofl: he got mad :rofl:

my manager is a flirt,black chick big lips,chick is alwayz winking at me,asking me ish like do i have any kids how many bros and sis i got…im doin it 4 the hrs :wink:

Drats, I never got to see the Wendy’s shenanigans, but judging from everyone else’s responses these McDonald’s tales should be just as good. :smiley:

is her lips angelina jolie tier?

How about Selena Gomez Tier?

Anyone? No?

Just me…:oops:

Negatory.

I’ll be down with Riisa Naka tier though

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I spent, like 1/10th the time on selena gomez google search at your mention, just to check.
should’ve just let people google search for themselves. Sorry, carry on McD’s stories

co worker didn’t want to come to work when the next day was like Ronald coming by to christen the local one across the street. Couple of schools coming by being bused in.

When he was a kid Ronald chased him around at one of these grand openings he said. It wasn’t part of the show. “If I see that clown, I’m going to give him the 1-2 piece and biscuit combo.”

Alot bigger than that brehs…i wouldn’t hit tho…

As someone who used to work drive thru register at that time, I feel qualified to give you a concise answer to your question.

Yes, it’s true that the registers are down. At some point, the manager has to close down the system, put in all the drawer counts and inventory for the day, then do deposits. With a McDs that has a closing time, its easy to do right after you close. At a 24/7 one, it still has to be done, so it’s done at around 2 or 3 usually, whatever is considered the end of the work day for that store (mine was 3).

At that time, all the computer systems in the store go offline. So that even means the screens in the back where the order goes to the table. So we even have to scream the orders to the table.

Thus, we have no computers to calculate the total, so it becomes a matter of doing the math in our heads. So I had to take the orders, multiply them by .07 for tax, and then take whatever that was. And had to have the orders written down.

Whenever the computers came back up, I had to enter in those orders so that the drawer didn’t come up over, and so inventory was accurate.

Sent to the Internet with Smoke Signaltalk. Buy your matches and blanket in the Trading Outlet for $20 shipped. Firewood sold separately.

Fast food is just great you fucking putz.

How dare you make such an insensitive statement when obesity is one of the biggest health issues in the country.

You’re now responsible for everyone that’s ever had a heart attack.

I don’t know how you do it. I worked at Jack in the Box for a summer and a semester and I was about done for life. I don’t think I’ve been in a fast food place in years.

On another note, down in the South, places like these tend to have Mexican staff, which means one might be surrounded with Mexican ladies which means those ladies might have Mexican buttocks. Think about that.

You know, every time I see your AV I have to stop and just watch it for at least a good 5 seconds.

When I was kid, this game was too good.

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Then I got the Android, and then I was like “WHERE THE ARE HER BREASTS?” but then she’s cuter so I have mixed feelings.

Aww sweetheart, is someone’s snusnu still stuffed with sand? You want me to get it out for you? No can do, but I’ll suggest something else for you. Forget the gun, this is much better in your case:

I love you too, but try harder.

Aye Doc, got any things in particular to avoid ordering when going to Mcdoodoos?

i say everything,there isn’t anything fresh there,everything is frozen and God knows how long its been sitting there.

one of my first friends i made got fired…this latina shorty…luckily i got the digits before she bounced…:steviejgrirn:

Damn. Doc said the truth on that. EVERY-DAMN-THING is frozen. The hamburgers? They can be weapons if need be, and they WILL cut a bitch!!

Ignorant drunks are attracted to Mc D’s, particularly the parking lot. Those arches are like some sort of signal beacon that reacts once a person reaches a certain level of intoxication. The darkness of nighttime intensifies this effect.

Fuck up the drive thru orders. You have an obligation to put a bomb in the bag. DO IT.

Fuck all of ya’ll who have latina shorties working in your mickey D’s!!! :mad: We even have hot filipina chicks over here on top of the latinas, but NONE of them ever worked there when I was there!! :crybaby:

If your manager is a piece of shit, tell him or her so,

AND THEN LEAVE!!

I fucking hate that shit with the burning passion. Don’t stick around being abused at some minimum wage job. You’re not getting paid enough as it is and if you can’t even like what you’re doing, you’re probably gonna end up with a bottle in your hand after work sucking up part of your already too small paycheck. Trust me. I’ve been there and done that.

The customer isn’t always right, but they supply the money that pays your checks. Keep it in mind when you smash some loudmouth in the face with a big mac.

Be nice to little kids. SOME of them aren’t insufferable brats.

-Starhammer-

Yo when did that happen in Shamo? Is the series updated?