The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

General Discussion
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You sure that guy wasn’t the Iron Sheik? :lol:
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I’m putting 500 on the russian by stage 2.

-Starhammer-

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I had to work with both the bossy don’t speak english spanish dude and the other spanish dude who speaks english but talks reaaaaaaaaaaaaal low,that was a pain in the ass,he’s a sandwich maker and he’s supposed to yell out which tray is empty.He does but I have to strain to hear the dude

speak low dude:regular meat

me:whaaa?

speak low dude:regular

me:?

speak low dude:10 1

me:goes to see tray myselfoh regular

3 hours of “getting bossed around by” and telling this dude to speak up.

then everyones fav russian came in i was like

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let the fuckery begin,the russian dude has to be one of the top 10 people of all time man.he just doesnt give a fuck and is badass:

dude that speaks low:can u get me some buns?

russian dude:huh?

dude:the buns points

russian:i think ur better off learning sign language

dude:whispersthe fuck u mean?

russian:i bet ur mum loved the fact that u didn’t interupt her getting a good fucking when u were just 2 months old

everyone:

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dude that talks low:

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russian dude:yeah now finish these sandwiches

im getting this dude on camera watch!!!btw i dropped some mc chickens on the floor and picked it up and put it back in the tray…i did it for SRK!

P.S. im getting addicted to energy drinks,i need to chill off it

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AW DAYUM!!! :rofl: I could work there if that kind of entertainment is common. Yeah, russian dude is gonna break ol’ boy one way or another.

-Starhammer-

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Yeah I used to drink a LOT of red bull. No way you should ever ever drink too much of it or any energy drink. Plus they cost a lot.

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Yep. You need to take this clip to work so that the spainish dude will get at least a warning of the future.

-Starhammer-

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I only found energy drinks to really fuck me up over graveyard shifts.

108

holy fuck this thread is hilarious.
this russian guy sounds so fucking legit lol

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The russian dude STRUCK AGAIN too,he was on a ROLL:

it was a slow day so we were all chit chatting and ish,

one dude was like yo D(russian dude),what time u gettin off?

russian dude:7

other dude:so we’ll be leaving together

russian dude:you gay,everybody lets give a round of applause to this faggot for coming out the closet claps hands does ur dad know?

other:whatever man

russian:thats what he said btich!

then he got into it AGAIN with the spanish dude,except this time the spanish dude coat got pulled

spanish dude staring at russian dude

russian dude:what?

continues to stare

russian dude:what the fuck man,u trying to choose yr “worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds” carefully u think u einstein?

spanish dude says something in spanish

manager pops up outta no whereOrlando watch ur language

russian dude:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU DO KNOW ENGLISH,how did u kno what I was saying to u if u don’t know english

spanish dude:ummm,U and me:confused:

manager:speaking spanish with Orlando

Orlando leaves real early

110

You and me :rofl:

111

I just want to see him spd spanish dude onto the grill or something. :lol:

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btw i seen some foul ish today,the dude who talks real low sneezed in a bun and made a sandwich with it…it was a mcdouvle

113

This McD’s sounds so fucked up hahahaha, I would love to work there for a day to see how things roll.

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I do not know what has compelled you to create an thread about your work and tell us happens on a daily but god bless your soul for providing such entertainment. I remember workin fast food not too long ago and I remember som crazy shit happening. Fast food just brings out the crazy in people.

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Always have to share the blessings!My only beefs with fast food is RUSH HOUR…i just want to say FUCK ppl who order 20 Mcdoubles in middle of rush hour…It takes AGES to get ur trays/racks filled up again during rush hour when someone orders a big meal like that.Then managment is bitching at u,thinking u can magically keep all the timers running,sweep the flow,wipe down the tables,maake sure all the meat trays are full,clean the grill DURING RUSH HOUR,IT IS NOT POSSIBLE.Anyone who has done grill at rush hour know exactly what im talking about,

some nut orders 8 Quarter Pounders and u only have 2 in the tray -__-managers expecting u to pull 8 QT pounders out ur ass like that,

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LOL I AM DEAD

117

Please tell me russian guy is Nikolai Volkoff. :lol:

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Weird day today,I was going into the bathroom to tuck my shirt in and then i see the bossy spanish dude sniffin coke in the bathroom off the sink…

me:0_0

him:bro!

me:0_0

him:brotha!

me:ummmm,alrite then bro i’ll see u later gives him a pound(no pun intended)pause

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The Plot Thickens.

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The manager who gave me the digits is all pissy cuz i didnt hit her up to chill,I hit her up so she could cover my shift when I was sick.i think she mad hair ain’t long this week either…#WEAVE